Dumbest Protest Signs

[Ultimate Paragon]

I didn't know hate was a family value.

[RavynousHunter]

How does the dude who does LiberalLogic 101 even manage to tie his own shoes?

You're assuming he doesn't have his mommy do it.  Or that he doesn't just use slip-ons or those shoes with velcro straps.

[Witchyjoshy]

Hey now, don't diss shoes with velcro straps by associating them with those dead-brain doofuses.

All shoes should follow that model anyways.  It's basically the same convenience as self tying shoelaces.

[ironbite]

How does the dude who does LiberalLogic 101 even manage to tie his own shoes?

Better question.  How does he remember to breath?

[dpareja]

How does the dude who does LiberalLogic 101 even manage to tie his own shoes?

Better question.  How does he remember to breath?

That autonomic nervous system's a bitch sometimes, ain't it?

[I am lizard]

Don't they have some klan stuff they need to be attending to?

[Sigmaleph]

Wow, failure at language and math. Here's a tip: when people say "pro-family is anti-gay", they mean "pro-family is the way anti-gay people like to frame themselves to make their position look more socially acceptable". And I'm pretty sure " is a euphemism for" is an antisymmetric relation.

[Witchyjoshy]

I've never heard ANYONE say "pro family is anti-gay"

[Ghoti]

I've never heard ANYONE say "pro family is anti-gay"

Let me help: you've never heard anyone SAY "pro family is anti-gay", but it's not a coincidence that almost every time some right-wing-nut talks about a bill or law that hurts LGBT+ folks it's in the name of "family values".

[RavynousHunter]

I'm "anti-family?"  Does that mean I no longer have to tolerate squealing little shits in the stores and restaurants I visit?  If so, then sign me the fuck up!

[mellenORL]

I love families. I smile and get all warm and fuzzy inside when I see a young hetero couple in love. Kids are precious, and I love seeing them play and run around, and it makes my day when they say hi to me and come play with my two dogs when we're out on walks. I also live within a neighborhood where the people would not bat an eyelash if they haven't already figured out that I'm a lesbian. Two of the most admired people in my immediate neighborhood are a male couple, who have adopted their frail, elderly next door neighbor, since her children live in another state. They take her shopping, they nursed her night and day when she got the flu, they do her gardening for her, they take her to church services (Episcopalian) and sit with her. Unfortunately, this state of normalcy is still the exception to the rule in too many places around the world.

[Patches]

Wow, failure at language and math. Here's a tip: when people say "pro-family is anti-gay", they mean "pro-family is the way anti-gay people like to frame themselves to make their position look more socially acceptable". And I'm pretty sure " is a euphemism for" is an antisymmetric relation.

Yeah, it's kind of hard to take the "pro-family" label literally when their singular purpose is to prevent certain people from having families.  Same with "pro-life" people who don't give a damn about the life and health of a baby or mother after birth and would happily execute both if they committed a crime.  "Fair and Balanced", "Taxed Enough Already", "Men's Rights Activist", "Sovereign Citizen"... there's dozens of labels people give themselves to make "I am a selfish asshole" look like a morally superior position.

[Beezlebub]

If all alligators are carnivores, then all carnivores are alligators.

Just using the same logic here.

[RavynousHunter]

"Bleach is mostly water.  We're mostly water.  Therefore, we are bleach."  -- Nathan Explosion

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