We've had that "Conservatives are X good thing, Liberals are Y bad thing" thing posted before. It was mind numbingly stupid then, it's mind numbingly stupid now.
"If a liberal doesn't like guns, he asks people not to carry loaded assault rifles at the grocery store.
If a conservative doesn't like guns, he nevertheless cozies up to the NRA so he can stay in office.
If a liberal is a vegitarian, he pushes for community gardens.
If a conservative is a vegitarian, he tries to start an E. Coli scandal and blame it on Obama.
If a liberal is homosexual, he fights against legalized bigotry and supports programs that make the lives of LGBT youth safer and happier.
If a conservative is homosexual, he rants about the evils of 'the gay agenda' before getting caught in a compromising position with another man.
If a liberal is down-and-out, he uses community and/or government aid programs until he can get back on his feet.
If a conservative is down-and-out he blames Obama, illegals, black people, etc while voting to slash aid programs.
If a liberal doesn't like a talk show host, he can explain why without resorting to personal attacks.
A conservative accuses him of being a '[blank]ing liberal media [slur] who [redacted] their mom'.
If a liberal is a non-believer he fights against church-state violations.
A conservative is, in this moment, euphoric and has been enlightened by his own intelligence.
When a liberal needs health care, he doesn't want to get booted off his health insurance program for having a broadly-defined pre-existing condition or have his wife pay more for the same program.
A conservative claims Obamacare will kill us all."
