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Re: Bachmann's America
« Reply #105 on: February 07, 2012, 08:32:24 pm »
Yes, that it really hard to tell, Lith. Which is one of the reason cowardly, lazy fuckers instead let their Organized Religion of Choice make all those decisions for them.

It always astonishes me how many people believe that God gave them a brain, the ability to think, and free will, but doesn't want them to use any of it.
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Re: Bachmann's America
« Reply #106 on: February 07, 2012, 08:46:58 pm »
Quote from: sandman on February 07, 2012, 08:32:24 pm
Yes, that it really hard to tell, Lith. Which is one of the reason cowardly, lazy fuckers instead let their Organized Religion of Choice make all those decisions for them.

It always astonishes me how many people believe that God gave them a brain, the ability to think, and free will, but doesn't want them to use any of it.

In this respect, I've always liked the Quakers. If I were ever inspired to join a religion again, I'd probably be a Quaker. One form of church service is "unprogrammed worship", where everyone is silent until the Holy Spirit (which they say dwells within everyone) compels them to speak. And they have a rich cultural history to boot. My great-grandmother was abandoned as an infant and raised by the Society of Friends.
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Re: Bachmann's America
« Reply #107 on: February 07, 2012, 08:53:42 pm »
That would be...interesting.

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Re: Bachmann's America
« Reply #108 on: February 07, 2012, 08:56:24 pm »
Yeah, I gotta admit it does seem like an excellent opportunity for trolling.
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Re: Bachmann's America
« Reply #109 on: February 07, 2012, 08:58:29 pm »
Real-Time Verbal-Somatic Congregational Trolling? We are in uncharted waters here, my friends.....
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Re: Bachmann's America
« Reply #110 on: February 07, 2012, 08:59:16 pm »
I'll do it for Satan science.
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Re: Bachmann's America
« Reply #111 on: February 07, 2012, 09:00:15 pm »
I'd do it for the look on the faces when the 220 pound man in the Kilt starts breakdancing in the aisle.
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Re: Bachmann's America
« Reply #112 on: February 07, 2012, 09:01:51 pm »
You do realize, if that happens, you simply must have it recorded for all to see, right?
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Re: Bachmann's America
« Reply #113 on: February 07, 2012, 09:03:23 pm »
If I tried to breakdance, things would get very literal very quickly. Things would break. The floor. Chairs. Nearby walls. People who don't get oot of the way fast enough. My back. Several key laws of physics. Best not to risk it.
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Re: Bachmann's America
« Reply #114 on: February 07, 2012, 09:03:35 pm »
Also, Quakers believe that the person who feels inspired to speak is not that person, but rather the Holy Spirit speaking through them.
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Re: Bachmann's America
« Reply #115 on: February 07, 2012, 09:22:58 pm »
Quote from: sandman on February 07, 2012, 09:03:23 pm
If I tried to breakdance, things would get very literal very quickly. Things would break. The floor. Chairs. Nearby walls. People who don't get oot of the way fast enough. My back. Several key laws of physics. Best not to risk it.

And aboot?
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Re: Bachmann's America
« Reply #116 on: February 07, 2012, 09:53:31 pm »
Heh, I did not even notice that. How....odd. I don't even SPEAK with a Scots accent anymore really, let alone TYPE in one.
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Re: Bachmann's America
« Reply #117 on: February 07, 2012, 09:54:56 pm »
Quote from: sandman on February 07, 2012, 09:03:23 pm
If I tried to breakdance, things would get very literal very quickly. Things would break. The floor. Chairs. Nearby walls. People who don't get oot of the way fast enough. My back. Several key laws of physics. Best not to risk it.

You win the "made me literally LOL" award.
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Re: Bachmann's America
« Reply #118 on: February 07, 2012, 10:12:25 pm »
Quote from: sandman on February 07, 2012, 09:53:31 pm
Heh, I did not even notice that. How....odd. I don't even SPEAK with a Scots accent anymore really, let alone TYPE in one.

I do type in one from time to time and things slip out when I shouldn't have been using the accent.
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Re: Bachmann's America
« Reply #119 on: February 08, 2012, 07:14:28 am »
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The problem is that, like it or not, there is incredible peer pressure in schools. Many kids think that telling a teacher when they are being bullied is a sign of a weak person and a tattle-tale, and that the only way to deal with bullies is to stand up to them directly.

Cartoon Network (which we watch a lot because my fiancee works for a toy store) has started a campaign called "Stop Bullying, Speak Up." The cast of "Dude, What Would Happen" does the ads. I have no idea how well they work (and I grant they only show examples of physical bullying), but it is trying to show kids that fighting back is not the best option.
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