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Offline erictheblue

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Re: Bachmann's America
« Reply #120 on: February 08, 2012, 07:21:47 am »
Quote from: sandman on February 07, 2012, 09:53:31 pm
Heh, I did not even notice that. How....odd. I don't even SPEAK with a Scots accent anymore really,

You don't.  :( I always hear a Scots accent when I read your posts. And pictured you teaching it.
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Re: Bachmann's America
« Reply #121 on: February 08, 2012, 10:14:11 am »
Quote from: RavynousHunter on February 06, 2012, 10:23:16 pm
That's why you play either Confused Guy or Chronic Laughter Guy.  Confuse your enemy!  If you can't make them genuinely fear you, you can at least leave them wondering...people don't like being confused, and they might just avoid you.

This, so much.  Acting like you actively enjoy being bullied confuses the bullies and creeps them out, regardless of the reasons they have for bullying.
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Re: Bachmann's America
« Reply #122 on: February 08, 2012, 05:29:30 pm »
It also makes you look like some kind of freak in the eyes of people who otherwise might associate with you, so again, lose-lose situation.
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Re: Bachmann's America
« Reply #123 on: February 08, 2012, 06:07:24 pm »
Quote from: Lithp on February 08, 2012, 05:29:30 pm
It also makes you look like some kind of freak in the eyes of people who otherwise might associate with you, so again, lose-lose situation.

You make it sound like there were kids who would have otherwise associated with me.
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Re: Bachmann's America
« Reply #124 on: February 08, 2012, 09:31:42 pm »
Quote from: sandman on February 07, 2012, 09:53:31 pm
Heh, I did not even notice that. How....odd. I don't even SPEAK with a Scots accent anymore really, let alone TYPE in one.

Well, now I'm starting to suspect you're not even a true Scotsman.  Why, I bet you put salt in your porridge!
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Re: Bachmann's America
« Reply #125 on: February 08, 2012, 09:58:24 pm »
Only one way to check is to lift his kilt.
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Re: Bachmann's America
« Reply #126 on: February 08, 2012, 10:33:02 pm »
Quote from: ironbite on February 08, 2012, 09:58:24 pm
Only one way to check is to lift his kilt.

Why? In case he's really a Scotswoman?
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Re: Bachmann's America
« Reply #127 on: February 08, 2012, 10:38:11 pm »
Quote from: Meshakhad on February 08, 2012, 10:33:02 pm
Quote from: ironbite on February 08, 2012, 09:58:24 pm
Only one way to check is to lift his kilt.

Why? In case he's really a Scotswoman?

No.  To check to see if he wears anything underneath it.

Real Scotsmen go commando.
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Re: Bachmann's America
« Reply #128 on: February 08, 2012, 11:46:57 pm »
Exactly.  He claims it's like the Loch Ness Monster.

Ironbite-whcich we all know doesn't exist so...
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Re: Bachmann's America
« Reply #129 on: February 09, 2012, 12:08:41 am »
Quote from: TheL on February 08, 2012, 06:07:24 pm
Quote from: Lithp on February 08, 2012, 05:29:30 pm
It also makes you look like some kind of freak in the eyes of people who otherwise might associate with you, so again, lose-lose situation.

You make it sound like there were kids who would have otherwise associated with me.

I'd have associated with you.

That's horseshit, I never make the first move.
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Re: Bachmann's America
« Reply #130 on: February 09, 2012, 08:08:54 am »
Quote from: Zachski on February 08, 2012, 10:38:11 pm
Quote from: Meshakhad on February 08, 2012, 10:33:02 pm
Quote from: ironbite on February 08, 2012, 09:58:24 pm
Only one way to check is to lift his kilt.

Why? In case he's really a Scotswoman?

No.  To check to see if he wears anything underneath it.

Real Scotsmen go commando.


Hate to burst yer bubble, but no, we don't. Raw wool + unprotected naughty bits = very unhappy Scot. I have never known anyone in my life who went "commando" under their kilts unless it was a dare, a bet, or they were trying to be funny.
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Re: Bachmann's America
« Reply #131 on: February 09, 2012, 08:32:48 am »
Quote from: sandman on February 09, 2012, 08:08:54 am
Hate to burst yer bubble, but no, we don't. Raw wool + unprotected naughty bits = very unhappy Scot. I have never known anyone in my life who went "commando" under their kilts unless it was a dare, a bet, or they were trying to be funny.

Well, that would explain the Scot's reputation for being vicious warriors. They were all really pissed off. 
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Re: Bachmann's America
« Reply #132 on: February 09, 2012, 08:35:08 am »
That's probably explained by a combination of the food, the weather, and the neighbors. See, Scotland, Canada and the guy who lived upstreet of Archie Bunker all have something in common: the guys to the south tend to be kind of douchebags about certain shit.
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Re: Bachmann's America
« Reply #133 on: February 09, 2012, 10:20:55 am »
Quote from: Lithp on February 09, 2012, 12:08:41 am
Quote from: TheL on February 08, 2012, 06:07:24 pm
Quote from: Lithp on February 08, 2012, 05:29:30 pm
It also makes you look like some kind of freak in the eyes of people who otherwise might associate with you, so again, lose-lose situation.

You make it sound like there were kids who would have otherwise associated with me.

I'd have associated with you.

That's horseshit, I never make the first move.

No, you would have associated with me if I had been as I am now.  Which I most definitely wasn't.
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Re: Bachmann's America
« Reply #134 on: February 09, 2012, 02:46:23 pm »
I know that in the very north of NI they wear kilts and they go commando when wearing them.
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