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Offline Random Gal

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #840 on: July 14, 2014, 08:29:13 pm »
M-27 Scimitar sounds more intimidating, so I think I would rather slam someone out of an airlock with that.

What kind of dinosaur did Jesus ride?
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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #841 on: July 14, 2014, 08:57:29 pm »
The RWBYSaurus.

Should I change my arm into a giant arm cannon, as Mr. Abomination is telling me to?
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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #842 on: July 14, 2014, 09:45:23 pm »
No, because you'll shoot your genitals off when you're trying to masturbate.

Why did my mind immediately go there?
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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #843 on: July 14, 2014, 10:11:07 pm »
Because you assume I have two arms at all. True, fapping with two extra snake arms is hard...

Should I ditch the cannon for shotgun eyes?
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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #844 on: July 14, 2014, 10:15:54 pm »
Only if you want to kill any hot girl you look at.

Why must the Star Wars prequels be so bad while the originals are so awesome?
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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #845 on: July 14, 2014, 10:28:38 pm »
Because Lucas.

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #846 on: July 15, 2014, 10:08:52 am »
Yes.

But, why?
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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #847 on: July 15, 2014, 11:04:34 am »
Why not?

Who?
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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #848 on: July 15, 2014, 11:28:32 am »
The Doctor.

If two witches watched two watches, which witch would watch which watch?

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #849 on: July 15, 2014, 11:47:07 am »
Whichever witch would wish to watch which watch.

What really killed the dinosaurs?
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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #850 on: July 15, 2014, 12:27:54 pm »
The last time I fapped.

Who really killed JFK?
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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #851 on: July 15, 2014, 01:20:55 pm »
Deadpool.

Who is best Avenger?
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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #852 on: July 15, 2014, 02:15:33 pm »
Deadpool.

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #853 on: July 15, 2014, 04:31:31 pm »
Deadpool.

If life is a journey, then where's the rest areas?
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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #854 on: July 15, 2014, 04:33:03 pm »
Funeral homes.

Does the world actually have a place for me, or was I supposed to have died before now?
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