IT'S A BIRD!
IT'S A PLANE!
NO, IT'S... SUPERPOPE!
PROTECTING THE FAITHFUL FROM THE CORRUPTING FORCES OF PROGRESS, DECENCY, COMMON SENSE, AND PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY SINCE THE MIDDLE AGES! WHEREVER THERE IS SCIENCE, HE WILL SQUELCH IT! WHEREVER THERE IS REFORM, HE WILL FIGHT IT! WHEREVER THERE ARE DIRTY OLD MEN TOUCHING LITTLE BOYS IN THE NO-NO-PARTS, HE WILL DEFEND IT UNTIL HE TURNS TO THE DECREPIT PILE OF DUST HIS CHARRED LITTLE HUSK OF A SOUL PERSONIFIES! HE IS SUPERPOPE, AND HE IS UNSTOPPABLE (from behind three inches of bulletproof glasses on the Popemobile surrounded by armed guards and waring a gold frock).