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Offline RavynousHunter

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Re: Things just got real in Ukraine
« Reply #60 on: March 04, 2014, 06:08:27 pm »
Aaaaah, Napoleon Complex.  Now, it begins to make sense.
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Re: Things just got real in Ukraine
« Reply #61 on: March 04, 2014, 07:33:41 pm »
Reports out there state that Putin is only 5'5"(1.65 m), although other reports out there state he is 5'7"(1.70 m) which I wouldn't be surprised were from Putin himself.

In comparison: Barack Obama is 6'1"(1.85 m), Bill Clinton is 6'2"(1.88 m), Viktor Yanukovych is 6'4"(1.93 m), and most of the male world leaders are taller than him, but hey, at least Dmitry Medvedev is 5'4"(1.62 m).

I guess now I know what he is overcompensating for...
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Re: Things just got real in Ukraine
« Reply #62 on: March 04, 2014, 07:49:40 pm »
Really short, looks like a hybrid of Frank Gorshin & Dobby. THAT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING!

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(L to R: Dobby, Gorshie, Putie)

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IMAGINE.......THE COMPLEXES.......... :P

And Gorshin played The RIDDLER. Is V-Poo trying to top him in super-villainy? Riddle me this, Batman!

(Dobby The House Elf also resembles a mix of Jamie Farr & Mohandas Gandhi. Poor sweet little Dobby doesn't deserve any of this.)
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Re: Things just got real in Ukraine
« Reply #63 on: March 04, 2014, 08:02:39 pm »
Maybe he's upset the Russian hockey team got the shit slipped out of them in the Olympics?

never 4get the happening

But seriously, I'm starting to get real uncomfortable about this shit. now Russia tested an ICBM? Putin can't go away quickly enough.
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Re: Things just got real in Ukraine
« Reply #64 on: March 04, 2014, 08:04:35 pm »
Quote from: RavynousHunter on March 04, 2014, 06:08:27 pm
Aaaaah, Napoleon Complex.  Now, it begins to make sense.

Amusingly, he's shorter than the actual Napoleon, who was approximately 5'9.
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Re: Things just got real in Ukraine
« Reply #65 on: March 04, 2014, 08:15:26 pm »
Quote from: Dakota Bob on March 04, 2014, 08:02:39 pm
Maybe he's upset the Russian hockey team got the shit slipped out of them in the Olympics?

never 4get the happening

But seriously, I'm starting to get real uncomfortable about this shit. now Russia tested an ICBM? Putin can't go away quickly enough.

Why are they testing a missile? Got a link to the source you found this from?
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Re: Things just got real in Ukraine
« Reply #66 on: March 04, 2014, 08:16:48 pm »
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Re: Things just got real in Ukraine
« Reply #67 on: March 04, 2014, 08:34:29 pm »
Shit, I'm Putin's height (5'6") and I don't have delusions of world domination! Dude's got issues...
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Re: Things just got real in Ukraine
« Reply #68 on: March 04, 2014, 08:34:47 pm »
There are times I'm glad I don't have a TV, then there are times that I wish I had one. This is one of those times I wish I had one.

Stupid question to throw out there: From my understanding it seems that Russia wants to take over Ukraine? Is there even a remote possibility that this could throw us into World War III. Because if it does; it ain't going to be pretty.
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Re: Things just got real in Ukraine
« Reply #69 on: March 04, 2014, 08:51:37 pm »
Quote from: Dow Jones on March 04, 2014, 08:34:47 pm
There are times I'm glad I don't have a TV, then there are times that I wish I had one. This is one of those times I wish I had one.

Stupid question to throw out there: From my understanding it seems that Russia wants to take over Ukraine? Is there even a remote possibility that this could throw us into World War III. Because if it does; it ain't going to be pretty.

Only over oil.  Putin really wants to reform the USSR.  It was why he pulled this shit with Georgia in '09, and now with the Ukraine.  Unfortunately for Russia, their military hardware is so out of date that it wouldn't take very long at all to really wreck his shit if it came to that.  A couple missiles fired at strategic points in Moscow (say, the Kremlin) and Putin would either be up against the wall getting shot by his own countrymen, or there'd be a military coup because a sizeable chunk of them are just as pissed off about this and they're wondering what the fuck he's doing.
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Re: Things just got real in Ukraine
« Reply #70 on: March 04, 2014, 09:20:43 pm »
Course, if I remember correctly, he's got Yamantau, which is at least as secure as Cheyenne Mountain, if not moreso, so he could keep his command structure and maybe some communicative ability if all hell broke loose.  Then again, so would we, and I highly doubt his idiotic, posturing antics have earned him any friends in the international community.  Other than Kim Jong-Un, maybe, but that motherfucker's insane, so we don't count him.
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Re: Things just got real in Ukraine
« Reply #71 on: March 04, 2014, 09:30:11 pm »
Wonder if he's got his own Stargate in there like they do in Cheyenne?

Ironbite-he could gate to the Alpha Site!
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Re: Things just got real in Ukraine
« Reply #72 on: March 04, 2014, 10:01:47 pm »
Meanwhile in Kiev(Kyiv), John Kerry has visited the capital to lend support to the new interim government.  He also stated that the U.S. was going to give 1 billion USD in aid to Ukraine.

Mrs. Filatova has made another post with a rather disturbing image of a decapitated body on a stretcher being carried away by policemen. I understand that she wants to document the sheer brutality that is occurring in Kiev and to show proof that she isn't making s**t up like with the Chernobyl story. Just that geez, how about a warning about the picture, Elena? 

She states in the post that around February 18th, people working alongside the police were scalping and beheading protestors.  She feels sure that the people responsible are not her fellow countrymen/women, and that war between Ukraine and Russia is imminent.  She also believes that Putin is insane.

She hasn't mentioned anything about John Kerry visiting Kiev yet.
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Re: Things just got real in Ukraine
« Reply #73 on: March 05, 2014, 02:31:41 am »
BREAKING NEWS: All of this ruckus is Obama's fault because...


http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/lindsey-graham-ukraine-benghazi

...Apparently everything that happens in the world must somehow relate to USA. And if possible it must be Obama's fault.

In related news: "Falling from your chair due to laugher may cause pain, injuries."
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Re: Things just got real in Ukraine
« Reply #74 on: March 05, 2014, 02:38:21 am »
Quote from: askold on March 05, 2014, 02:31:41 am
In related news: "Falling from your chair due to laugher may cause pain, injuries."
Ugh. Thanks, Obama.
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