I had a dream I was at work a couple of hours before the store opened (I work in a bakery). Suddenly, one of my coworkers started screaming that customers were trying to break into the store. She then yelled, "They breached the out defenses! They got through the outer doors!"
A bunch of old people then swarmed into the store, harrassing any unprepared worker in sight.
I grabbed a couple of my 8 pound metal measuring couples, ran into the sales area, and proceeded to perform, "Cup Fu!" Swinging my measuring cups like martial arts weapons, I smashed any old person unlucky enough to be nearby. One little old lady waled up to me and meekly said, "I'm just here to pick up my cake."
I responded, "The store's not open yet!" I then performed a spinning back attack, bouncing both cups off her skull.
I woke up feeling refreshed and that day I told me coworkers my dream. One of them chuckled (though they all agreed), "Jay, you're going to Hell."