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Offline TheL

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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #285 on: August 05, 2015, 09:03:43 pm »
I just wanted some yogurt!
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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #286 on: August 05, 2015, 09:14:07 pm »
No. It does not mean fucking your dog is okay. Nothing means fucking your dog is okay. Ever.
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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #287 on: August 15, 2015, 10:55:15 pm »
"What the blazes are you doing?!""...setting you ablaze?"
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Yeah, if the pagans are so smart, why did Jesus invade Pagan-land on the back of a dragon and kill them all!

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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #288 on: August 15, 2015, 11:12:20 pm »
Hello! This... is Mum Universe. Yes, the children are playing swords. Sorry, playing with swords. They're bleeding! Oh no, they are dead. Don't call again. ...Sorry, I panicked.
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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #289 on: August 16, 2015, 12:36:41 am »
I left more than my heart in that Cantina,
I lost my manhood there on Tatooine,
Now it don't mean you're weak
If you turn the other cheek--
Which is why I still go there every week.
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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #290 on: August 16, 2015, 04:12:36 pm »
I hereby establish that Wednesday is Cock Day.
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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #291 on: August 19, 2015, 07:13:53 am »
Shut the fuck up before I suck your dick so hard it falls off, faggot.
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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #292 on: September 02, 2015, 09:24:22 am »
The fact that you continue to exist proves that there is no inherent order or benevolence to the universe.
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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #293 on: September 10, 2015, 11:48:17 pm »
This is a new low, even for Hitler.
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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #294 on: September 14, 2015, 05:18:49 am »
"She... stabbed me. With my own knife. How weird is that?"
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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #295 on: September 17, 2015, 03:10:14 am »
You know it's got to be good when you're flying a Jeep through space while going apeshit with Nintendo controllers.
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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #296 on: September 17, 2015, 05:59:24 am »
Shit wrong thread, never mind.
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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #297 on: October 17, 2015, 11:23:46 pm »
Bake at 350 F for 20 min.  Yields 6.
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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #298 on: October 24, 2015, 03:32:49 pm »
It's oligarchs, not door candy.
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Quote from: The_Queen on July 11, 2016, 01:05:29 am
Yeah, if the pagans are so smart, why did Jesus invade Pagan-land on the back of a dragon and kill them all!

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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #299 on: October 25, 2015, 12:52:50 am »
Oh, the Finns XD.
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