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Re: Ask Sandman
« Reply #150 on: July 13, 2012, 08:01:53 am »
I have not. Is it any good?
It is rather spiffy. You get a shitton of new content including the ability to automate pretty much all of the more grindy aspects of the game. Best of all, it comes with its own launcher, so even I can install it without turning the .jar file into a complete fucking mess.

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« Reply #151 on: July 13, 2012, 05:22:52 pm »
Do throwing my hands up and having somebody play my song make the butterflys go away?  Also how does one nod his head like yeah or move his hips like yeah?

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« Reply #152 on: July 18, 2012, 01:25:06 pm »
How well can you cook?
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« Reply #153 on: July 19, 2012, 08:18:42 am »
No, it doesn't. Rapid waving of the hands attracts butterflies, didn't you see Futurama last night?

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One does not nod one's head like yeah, one nods one's head like oh yeah. There's a difference. And while you can move your hips like yeah, it's not recommended for anyone not suffering from Elvisitis.

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« Reply #154 on: July 19, 2012, 10:03:36 am »
Are you a cat person or a dog person?
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« Reply #155 on: July 19, 2012, 11:40:35 am »
Cat. I have a 11 year old Maine Coon mix named Mickey the Destroyer.

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« Reply #156 on: July 19, 2012, 11:56:08 am »
Does said Cat think it's a dog? My father's Maine Coon does and it makes for very amusing pet.

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« Reply #157 on: July 19, 2012, 12:05:51 pm »
No, he thinks he is a Jaguar. He will lie in wait for hours just for the opportunity to leap ut and blindside someone as they walk past. At which point he tackles your leg or arm, play bites you for a second, then wants to have his belly rubbed for doing such a good job.
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« Reply #158 on: July 19, 2012, 02:33:47 pm »
Awww.  I've had kitties like that.   :)

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« Reply #159 on: July 19, 2012, 02:36:41 pm »
Cat. I have a 11 year old Maine Coon mix named Mickey the Destroyer.

Why am I not suprised that the cat you own also happens to be the largest domestic cat breed?

Edit - sorry, just saw you said "mix". Well it's probably still quite big.

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« Reply #160 on: July 19, 2012, 02:40:33 pm »
Yeah I have a mix and she's not little, I can tell you that.  Though she's not quite as huge as a full-blood.

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« Reply #161 on: July 21, 2012, 03:29:59 am »
Have you seen a full blood, they're fucking amazing. My sister has two 2 year old Norwegian Forrest cats who are among the biggest cats I've seen. But she also has a 9 month old Maine Coon who is bigger than the 2 Norwegians, and he's been bigger than them since he was about 6 or 7 months old. I can't wait to see how big he gets when he's fully grown. It's gonna be like having a pygmy tiger or something.

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« Reply #162 on: July 22, 2012, 01:07:44 pm »
If you were to have a dog in addition to your awesome Destroyer Cat, what breed would it be and why? :)
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« Reply #163 on: July 22, 2012, 03:42:30 pm »
A Lab or a Retriever.
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Re: Ask Sandman
« Reply #164 on: July 22, 2012, 04:18:04 pm »
Who's the best Heisai Kamen Rider?