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Re: RCC to ban infertile people from marriage
« Reply #45 on: January 17, 2012, 02:32:32 pm »
Shall we invoke Poe's Law on this one, then?
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Re: RCC to ban infertile people from marriage
« Reply #46 on: January 17, 2012, 02:36:28 pm »
Sounds about right.
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Re: RCC to ban infertile people from marriage
« Reply #47 on: January 17, 2012, 03:44:22 pm »
Meh. Just because people say something then another doesn't make it any less valid that they hold that belief. But I acquiesce.

There's plenty reason to dislike the Church for multiple real reasons. Why anyone would bring up something else is strange. Must've been the Protestants. /derp

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Re: RCC to ban infertile people from marriage
« Reply #48 on: January 17, 2012, 09:58:06 pm »
That's not entirely unlikely.  Or Muslims.  And the reason they make up things like this is likely because they don't disagree with the things we find objectionable, such as their stance on gay marriage or the like. 
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Re: RCC to ban infertile people from marriage
« Reply #49 on: January 18, 2012, 12:28:39 am »
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From Archbishop Cruz’s latest statement about the issue of marriage from an interview on GMA news, Archbishop reiterated the Catholic Church’s stance that marriage along with sex is ONLY for procreation, That those who cannot procreate or decide to procreate is committing a mortal sin in the eyes of God.

The Catholic Church is planning to ban the infertile people’s right to marry for they cannot conceive. Even couples who does not plan to have babies can have their marriage revoked, for they have failed their purpose to multiply.

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Re: RCC to ban infertile people from marriage
« Reply #50 on: January 19, 2012, 04:03:31 pm »
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From Archbishop Cruz’s latest statement about the issue of marriage from an interview on GMA news, Archbishop reiterated the Catholic Church’s stance that marriage along with sex is ONLY for procreation, That those who cannot procreate or decide to procreate is committing a mortal sin in the eyes of God.


The Catholic Church is planning to ban the infertile people’s right to marry for they cannot conceive. Even couples who does not plan to have babies can have their marriage revoked, for they have failed their purpose to multiply.

Hey fundies... when we were arguing with your anti-gay marriage stance, and we said "what, are infertile women not real marriages either?"...

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Re: RCC to ban infertile people from marriage
« Reply #51 on: January 19, 2012, 04:05:18 pm »
Although it's just as ridiculous.
I'd be more sympathetic if people here didn't act like they knew what they were saying when they were saying something very much wrong.

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Re: RCC to ban infertile people from marriage
« Reply #52 on: January 19, 2012, 08:23:08 pm »
Is this for real, or is it a really obvious reductio ad absurdam Poe, that we're all to jaded to see as a joke?
Let me make it real easy... if anyone is interested in my actual opinion, please ask, I'd love to talk to you. If you are interested in trying to catch me out in some sort of "gotcha, before you said 'many', but now you're saying 'lots', you totally shifted goal posts", then, I'm not playing.

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Re: RCC to ban infertile people from marriage
« Reply #53 on: January 19, 2012, 08:39:32 pm »
Sounds like a serious guy that backpedaled when he found out how much trouble he was in.
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Re: RCC to ban infertile people from marriage
« Reply #54 on: January 19, 2012, 08:40:42 pm »
Light, read the rest of the thread.  No, it's probably not real.  That said, RCC does things that are just as stupid.

Plume, it's possible.  But given that he's retired, and no longer able to dictate policy, it's unlikely.
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Re: RCC to ban infertile people from marriage
« Reply #55 on: January 19, 2012, 08:46:51 pm »
Plume, it's possible.  But given that he's retired, and no longer able to dictate policy, it's unlikely.
I mean the statement is real. Not that it could lead to any official policy.
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Re: RCC to ban infertile people from marriage
« Reply #56 on: January 20, 2012, 04:47:00 am »
Well, this is really no surprise, they've been using the excuse "Marriage is to have children" to ban gay marriage for a decade or more, I guess at the least they're being consistent
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Re: RCC to ban infertile people from marriage
« Reply #57 on: January 20, 2012, 07:37:52 am »
The Wedding Ceremony comes from the Babylonian/Assyrian cultures and was an excuse for a 7-day Bachannialian orgy.
I suggest the RCC should be banned from the human race, having been the most destructive and hypocritical organisations man has ever invented.
The RCC is the wealthiest organisation on Earth, capable of bankrupting the USA and several other members of the G7. They demand their 10% from all their flock (regardless of how poor they are) pay no taxes, dress in the most outlandish outfits, spend fortunes on building churches, yet will not give a brass farthing away without ensuring they get $1000 back.
In Europe, the RCC virtually runs Poland and Slovakia, as well as several Central American states.
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Re: RCC to ban infertile people from marriage
« Reply #58 on: January 20, 2012, 09:19:32 am »
They demand their 10% from all their flock (regardless of how poor they are) pay no taxes, dress in the most outlandish outfits, spend fortunes on building churches, yet will not give a brass farthing away without ensuring they get $1000 back.
Reminds me of the latest fundraising request from the church I go to with my mom. They were complaining that contributions have been level, but costs were going up. Newsflash: Costs are going up for everyone; you are lucky that contributions have stayed level rather than going down!

What really burns me is the continued insistence that $50 qualifies as a “modest” pledge. Period. As opposed to the story of the Widow’s Mite, which promotes the idea that what is modest and what is generous depends on the individual’s ability to pay. For a lot of people, $50 is a vast some, while others could practically wipe their asses with it and lose nothing. Modest depends on the individual.
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