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White House Petitions
« on: March 30, 2013, 01:46:57 am »
After seeing a few very funny White House petitions I've decided to make another completely unnecessary thread (I wonder what that brings my total up to?). Salon.com came up with a list of the best White House petitions that will probably never make it to the White House. This includes one to give Nicolas Cage the Declaration of Independence and another to designate May 20th as Randy "Macho Man" Savage Day. If you find any hilarious petitions that further demonstrate the fact that American citizens probably shouldn't be allowed to sign petitions, post them here.
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Re: White House Petitions
« Reply #1 on: March 30, 2013, 02:59:26 am »
Does this one count?


Seeing as it's not serious...
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Re: White House Petitions
« Reply #2 on: March 30, 2013, 03:01:24 am »
Quote from: chad sexington on March 30, 2013, 02:59:26 am
Does this one count?


Seeing as it's not serious...
If the two I mentioned at the top count, then yes.
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Re: White House Petitions
« Reply #3 on: March 30, 2013, 03:15:48 am »
Welp, that's what I get for not reading the OP fully  :-[
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Re: White House Petitions
« Reply #4 on: March 30, 2013, 10:31:53 am »
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Re: White House Petitions
« Reply #5 on: March 30, 2013, 11:32:50 am »
There was that "Build the Death Star" and the whole "Aid the Lunar Republic" ones from some time ago.

Quote from: Rabbit of Caerbannog on March 30, 2013, 10:31:53 am


Here's a tip, don't be high out of your mind when you make a petition.
« Last Edit: March 30, 2013, 11:39:34 am by Empress Nicki »
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Re: White House Petitions
« Reply #6 on: March 30, 2013, 11:53:17 am »
Quote from: Empress Nicki on March 30, 2013, 11:32:50 am
Here's a tip, don't be high out of your mind when you make a petition.
Or do, because the results are awesome.

Plus over 300 people signed it :D
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Re: White House Petitions
« Reply #7 on: March 30, 2013, 01:06:30 pm »
Quote from: Empress Nicki on March 30, 2013, 11:32:50 am
There was that "Build the Death Star" and the whole "Aid the Lunar Republic" ones from some time ago.

Quote from: Rabbit of Caerbannog on March 30, 2013, 10:31:53 am


Here's a tip, don't be high out of your mind when you make a petition.

Here's another tip, just in case....If you are an ignorant, racist, fundie teahadi, don't try to make a backhanded insult to the intelligence of Black people and our Black President by making a POE petition when you do not understand the slang you are misusing.
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Re: White House Petitions
« Reply #8 on: March 31, 2013, 10:44:42 am »
Quote from: mellenORL on March 30, 2013, 01:06:30 pm
Quote from: Empress Nicki on March 30, 2013, 11:32:50 am
There was that "Build the Death Star" and the whole "Aid the Lunar Republic" ones from some time ago.

Quote from: Rabbit of Caerbannog on March 30, 2013, 10:31:53 am


Here's a tip, don't be high out of your mind when you make a petition.

Here's another tip, just in case....If you are an ignorant, racist, fundie teahadi, don't try to make a backhanded insult to the intelligence of Black people and our Black President by making a POE petition when you do not understand the slang you are misusing.
I didn't read that as some malicious racial insult--just someone being funny and acting(?) high as a kite.
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Re: White House Petitions
« Reply #9 on: March 31, 2013, 10:48:56 am »
Quote from: Empress Nicki on March 30, 2013, 11:32:50 am
There was that "Build the Death Star" and the whole "Aid the Lunar Republic" ones from some time ago.
Here's the official response to the Death Star petition.
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