Canadian Mojo: DAMN, sorry, my bad, man. And I believe you on owning more guns than I do. Nothing wrong with that!
No kids, and only three, a .22 rimfire for varmints, 20-gauge shotgun (given to me by my dad), and a 9mm Ruger. I keep them all locked up and unloaded when not in use. I also plan to get my concealed-carry permit AND a .454 revolver or an M1911A1 as soon as possible. There's been bears, coyotes, and mountain lions sighted around the farm, and I'm seeing the pawprints to prove it. And a bear will just laugh off 9mms. Here's hoping I'll never have to use a gun in my own defense or the defense of others.
And before you handwave me for not having kids, I DO have two nephews and a niece. Not that such is any business of yours. When people try to hide behind kids as a reason for their bad behavior, I take it poorly. I treat the pro-life groups with contempt (my view on them is "I don't negotiate with terrorists", but that's another thread). And if I did have kids, I'd make DAMN sure they knew those guns weren't toys, and that they got properly educated in what they can do only AFTER learning gun safety. I do the same for my nephews and niece.
I mainly use my firearms to hunt. Thankfully, as of yet, I've had no reason to use one in defense of any cows on the farm, but the coyotes and bears have been getting bolder, and that's a cause for concern.