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Offline Her3tiK

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Help kickstart World War III!
« on: September 16, 2013, 11:58:06 am »
President Obama needs your help! Our country is broke, and we need to go to war! So do your part to support Obama and his liberal agenda for the world. Perks include owning a senator, and rubble kissed by Lindsey Graham. What have you got to lose? Do your part to support the president today!

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-sdO6pwVHQ" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-sdO6pwVHQ</a>
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Offline mellenORL

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Re: Help kickstart World War III!
« Reply #1 on: September 16, 2013, 12:24:40 pm »
I'm giggling my ass off with coffee jitters at that.
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Re: Help kickstart World War III!
« Reply #2 on: September 16, 2013, 01:55:34 pm »
Needs stretch goals.
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Offline Dakota Bob

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Re: Help kickstart World War III!
« Reply #3 on: September 16, 2013, 01:57:56 pm »
This is fucking perfect. lost it at a piece of rubble as a donation gift.
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Re: Help kickstart World War III!
« Reply #4 on: September 16, 2013, 10:03:29 pm »
You owe me a new keyboard and a new set of sinuses, 'cause I ruined both when I laughed Mountain Dew out my nose.
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