Video Game Thread 2.0

[Art Vandelay]

This should be amusing.

[The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist]

Who are we to question the game's sexual identity?

[Witchyjoshy]

I mean, the game has every right to date other games of the same genre.  Stop judging it!

[chad sexington]

Ive been playing the main campaign of age of empires 3.

Age of Empires 3 was a massive disappointment.  Especially coming after the near-perfect Age of Kings

[Sleepy]

Well, I broke down and bought GTA V, despite wanting to wait for it on PC. That didn't take long.

[Søren]

My main gripes with it.

The zoom, its all right up everyones ass. Naval battles look ridiculous because the ships are overly huge and fill the screen
The graphics, its a bit cartoony
Unit grouping, theres no formations.
The shit ai is still there where friendlys do nothing but spam villagers.
The defensive towers are USELESS. Jesus christ how piss weak do they need to be.
Story sucks. Royally.
Defence towers...again, why bother. In aoe2 they at least made you think twice. The great wall of china mission in the ghengis khan campaign, those towers will destroy you unless you have trebuchets. 3...just a couple of units needed.

[RavynousHunter]

That sounds more than a little idiotic.  Castles were whores to take down in the olden days for a reason.  That reason being those great fucking towers raining arrows down on any pitiful fools stupid enough to get into range without adequate protection.

[Sour Grapes]

How many of y'all's played Bastion?  How many of y'all liked it?  Supergiant Games is coming out with another game, using the same engine.  And already it's looking good, with some awesome music.

See for yourself:  <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmlnUCK9oWI" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmlnUCK9oWI</a>

[Søren]

That sounds more than a little idiotic.  Castles were whores to take down in the olden days for a reason.  That reason being those great fucking towers raining arrows down on any pitiful fools stupid enough to get into range without adequate protection.

In the asian dynasties expansion, Castles have the ability to make units, but they have all the defensive capabilities of a tower, fuck all.

[Art Vandelay]

That sounds more than a little idiotic.  Castles were whores to take down in the olden days for a reason.  That reason being those great fucking towers raining arrows down on any pitiful fools stupid enough to get into range without adequate protection.

As I recall, you could garrison them with ranged units and thereby cause them to rain an avalanche of arrows on anything that so much as looked at you funny.

[RavynousHunter]

That sounds more than a little idiotic.  Castles were whores to take down in the olden days for a reason.  That reason being those great fucking towers raining arrows down on any pitiful fools stupid enough to get into range without adequate protection.

As I recall, you could garrison them with ranged units and thereby cause them to rain an avalanche of arrows on anything that so much as looked at you funny.

We talking real life, or Age of Empires III?

[Art Vandelay]

That sounds more than a little idiotic.  Castles were whores to take down in the olden days for a reason.  That reason being those great fucking towers raining arrows down on any pitiful fools stupid enough to get into range without adequate protection.

As I recall, you could garrison them with ranged units and thereby cause them to rain an avalanche of arrows on anything that so much as looked at you funny.

We talking real life, or Age of Empires III?

I was talking about Age of Empires II, actually. I thought you were as well.

[Shane for Wax]

Is Diablo III worth buying on the PS3?

[RavynousHunter]

That sounds more than a little idiotic.  Castles were whores to take down in the olden days for a reason.  That reason being those great fucking towers raining arrows down on any pitiful fools stupid enough to get into range without adequate protection.

As I recall, you could garrison them with ranged units and thereby cause them to rain an avalanche of arrows on anything that so much as looked at you funny.

We talking real life, or Age of Empires III?

I was talking about Age of Empires II, actually. I thought you were as well.

I've never played Age of Empires, lol.

[IanC]

Is Diablo III worth buying on the PS3?

Not sure why im even bothering, since im always ignored, but yes. Yes it is. It fixes the majority of problems of the PC version, and IMO is a far more polished product.