Stuff like that is why I read his wiki. This guy is like nothing I've seen before, and trying to understand him psychologically is extremely entertaining.
It really is something you can get lost in. There's humor to be found in some of it, but it can be a serious psychological analysis. He's like a living thought exercise.
One thing that I repeatedly reminded people of back when I was on the CWCki forum was that we should remember that while we laugh now, it's highly likely that he won't have a good end. His autism isn't crippling, but the way he was raised is. He refuses to admit fault and seemingly can't feel true guilt, so any time something bad happens because of his own fuckups he just blames it on anyone and anything possible. His mind is a mess of contradictions, fractured too badly for even a professional psychologist to pick up the pieces. And he doesn't want help, so he can't get any even if he was salvageable.
He's unemployed and has no qualifications, physical or mental, for anything beyond a menial job like collecting shopping carts; he could, but his severe laziness prevents him from working whenever he's given a job and led to him narrowly making it through a nearly useless community college CAD certification (and I've seen his blueprints; they're abysmal, high school level stuff). He lives on government money, outright refusing to work because it's simply easier to sit around and get cash because his father pulled some strings to get him put on disability for his autism. He even abuses this to use the handicap tag for his parents' car (meant to be used for parents with autistic children who may run into traffic or something) so he can park closer to stores. He has no desire to put forth effort for anything, to the point where he's surrendered on negotiations or arguments despite apparently having the upper hand because it's easier to give up and forget about it than to try and accomplish something. And his social security can be taken away if he ends up fucking up with the law too much.
Speaking of which, the guy has no respect for the law or those who enforce it, or other people. He believes that he's entitled to what he wants, when he wants it and simply applies the "villain" label to anyone who stands in his way. He not only doesn't try to comprehend why people may do the things that they do, but he CAN'T comprehend it as long as he still views them as cartoon villains to be vanquished. All he's learned from his arrest was "The trolls are in the government and police too!" and that's all he CAN learn because of how fucked up he is in the head. He doesn't act out only because he's afraid of punishment and pain, rather than actually understanding right and wrong on the same terms as the rest of humanity. He does have a concept of right and wrong, don't think otherwise. He just has a very warped view where everything HE does is right.
What does this mean? He's fucked. His father died almost 2 years ago, and his mother is in very poor health. His house is a hoarder's nightmare, physically in shambles and stuffed with enough trash that a single spark could cause it to go up like a block of thermite. He likely has no clue how to pay bills or taxes, and is so lazy that he'd likely ignore them as long as he could and beg for help from his pastor or the very few "friends" he still has before actually learning to handle adulthood himself. His disability checks would be enough to sustain him if he was careful, but he wastes his money on video games, Apple products, and McDonalds; he's even stolen cash and credit cards from his parents to help fund his nearly compulsive PSN shopping and regularly maxed out various cards. It's doubtful that he'd ever learn to properly control himself.
When Barb dies, Chris will be alone. Rocky, the pastor who mindlessly cares for him and treats him like a severely autistic child rather than a mildly autistic and badly raised man, won't take him in. Nobody can send him to a group home against his consent (this is a common suggestion among CWC followers), and it wouldn't be free if they did. No job, very little work experience, and no desire to work or qualifications that could get him past minimum wage. No idea how to live like an adult, and nobody in his life who can properly control him; his mother is mainly the one who keeps him from roaming around outside and causing problems.
It's highly likely that Chris will die cold and alone, with nobody left to care about him except for all of the people who follow his bizarre antics. The ones that he's decried as trolls and bullies, even the ones who never did anything but gape at his insanity.
They'd probably put on a better funeral than the people who knew him personally.
