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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #240 on: February 08, 2012, 05:01:12 am »
Well if it comes with the added bonus of causing Ironbite to rupture something, then I'm completely sold**.

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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #241 on: February 08, 2012, 05:08:26 am »
Psssh. No you don't. If you loved me you'd totally come into my bedroom and watch me sleep and disable my car so I couldn't leave you, all the while sending mixed signals of the 'I-LOVE-YOU-BUT-I-AM-A-MONSTER-AND-I-WILL-HURT-YOU!!' variety. And be all moody and morose and shit. And sparkle in an appropriately Adonis-like fashion.

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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #242 on: February 08, 2012, 11:27:19 am »




I'd be more sympathetic if people here didn't act like they knew what they were saying when they were saying something very much wrong.

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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #243 on: February 08, 2012, 11:34:55 am »
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #244 on: February 08, 2012, 01:12:01 pm »
What the fuck does Occupy Wall Street have to do with condoms?
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #245 on: February 08, 2012, 01:46:09 pm »
How is birth control a big problem?

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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #246 on: February 08, 2012, 02:09:30 pm »
Remember the guy who painted this tripe?




Shouldn't the guy counting his money be on the left side of the painting?

I'm more confused about why Jesus is played by Aragorn in this picture. He's got the White Tree of Gondor emblazoned across his chest and everything.
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #247 on: February 08, 2012, 02:11:11 pm »
I'm actually not convinced Mahmoud Ahmelongnameijad doesn't have cartoonishly evil desire for nuclear power... not sure that belongs in Worst. Especially next to all these other ones that make absolutely no sense.

Also... holy shit, Aragorn is Jesus!
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #248 on: February 08, 2012, 02:17:03 pm »
How is birth control a big problem?
From what I hear, it somehow leads to abortion and lets them brown folks in other countries outpopulate us.
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #249 on: February 08, 2012, 02:59:46 pm »
Something about how "If every single human being in this planet doesn't procreate, we're all going to go extinct!" Or something.

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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #250 on: February 08, 2012, 03:09:27 pm »
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #251 on: February 08, 2012, 03:09:56 pm »
I'm actually not convinced Mahmoud Ahmelongnameijad doesn't have cartoonishly evil desire for nuclear power... not sure that belongs in Worst. Especially next to all these other ones that make absolutely no sense.

It is supposed to justify US invasion of Iran, and to try and stop them from getting any sort of nuclear power. Also, there's no way Iran would drop the bomb if they get it. Plus from what I heard that quote it was based off of was taken out of context.
I'd be more sympathetic if people here didn't act like they knew what they were saying when they were saying something very much wrong.

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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #252 on: February 08, 2012, 03:13:20 pm »
I'm actually not convinced Mahmoud Ahmelongnameijad doesn't have cartoonishly evil desire for nuclear power... not sure that belongs in Worst. Especially next to all these other ones that make absolutely no sense.

It is supposed to justify US invasion of Iran, and to try and stop them from getting any sort of nuclear power. Also, there's no way Iran would drop the bomb if they get it. Plus from what I heard that quote it was based off of was taken out of context.

Oh... well obviously I don't support invading Iran (maybe I'd be a bit more open to the idea if we weren't unbelievably in debt from Iraq...), but I can't really that I believe Amewhatshisface has benign intentions.

Then again, he's the 13th most powerful person in the country, so what he says really can't be taken at face value.
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #253 on: February 08, 2012, 05:03:24 pm »


I...I really don't get this.  The fuck is going on here?

Ironbite-what the hell is the artist trying to say here?  I'm angry.

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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #254 on: February 08, 2012, 05:15:40 pm »


I...I really don't get this.  The fuck is going on here?

Ironbite-what the hell is the artist trying to say here?  I'm angry.

Basically it's saying the first worlds priorities are wrong as  we're trying to save the world from the small fish of global warming and are about to get viciously fucked by overpopulation.
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