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General Category => Forum Games => Topic started by: Second Coming of Madman on June 09, 2014, 10:38:40 pm
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Describe a ridiculous weapon straight out of your imagination, whether it's melee or ranged.
The Fissure is a small hammer on a chain that is attached to a armband on the wielder's wrist. It's head is specially weighted in order to inflict the maximum amount of blunt trauma on hapless plate armor-wearing knights, with some variations adding multiple small hooks attached to the head in order to tear through unarmored targets unfortunate enough to be in the wielder's blood circle.
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Lever action rifle that shoots grenades.
The grenades would be smaller than a 40mm, but have the ability to be loaded with a variety of round types (air-bursting, amour piercing, anti-personnel, armor Piercing dual purpose, ect.)
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Obligatory catapult that launches catapults.
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A cast iron statue in the shape of a man flipping the bird containing a good deal of molten bronze, meant to be launched from a catapult over castle walls in order to kill the defenders during sieges.
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A gun that fires guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns.
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A gun that fires guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns.
That fire knives.
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A gun that fires guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns.
A gun that fires an exact copy of itself (which in turn fires an exact copy of itself, etc). Infinite recursion in one short sentence.
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A Gatling gun that shoots knives that are on fire.
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A Star-Spawn of Nyarlathotep, capable of performing autothysis. Due to it's blood being a highly corrosive substance, this can be quite deadly to any hapless foes below.
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Long beat-stick to make head-opens.
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A multiple rocket propelled chainsaw launch system, perfect for anti-zombie task forces.
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Chainsaw-chucks! Like sword-chucks, but a million times more awesome!
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A Gatling gun that shoots knives that are on fire.
A Gatling gun filled with tracer rounds would be more or less that.
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A shotgun shell that launches tiny crack-addicted unicorns with super-sharp horns, meant to impale anyone stupid enough to get in the way of a maniac with a pink shotgun.
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A spear with a pizza sharp enough to impale a man with.
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A water balloon filled with a unique cocktail of hallucinogenic and corrosive gases, meant for giving a enemy a unpleasant death.
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Chainsaw-chucks! Like sword-chucks, but a million times more awesome!
Indeed. (http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/5p37/)
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A glass sphere filled with everyone's favorite colorless explosive oil, Nitroglycerin. You can guess the results of this combination.
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My apologies for the double post.
A steel gauntlet in the shape of fist, covered with serrated curved blades and bronze spikes. Though meant for use in ceremonial events, it has repeatedly seen combat use due to it being a symbol of a ages-old knightly order.
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Helmet with reinforced front with spikes.
You could perform a lethal headbutt.
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The sound of my voice
Ironbite-it's my new weapon...weapon of choice.
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A massive spear carved from the scapula of a primeval earth giant that has been passed from priest to priest, having gained a reputation as a weapon used in the smiting of demonic forms. It's head is covered in ancient runes that have etched on to it by many wielders, with these esoteric symbols infusing the spearhead with impressive holy power that can rip most demons in two. It's handle is carved from white stone and wrapped in the hair of several saints, which form divine wards to protect it from all form of malefic magicks and chaotic sorcery. Finally, a enchanted counterweight aids the user in slashing motions.
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A gun that fires guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns.
That fire knives.
(http://img.4plebs.org/boards/tg/image/1367/44/1367446980393.jpg)
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We need to give our troops that.
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The Rail Spike Launcher, a powerful magnetic acceleration weapon that launches rail spikes at speeds up to Mach 1. It can be set to either semi-automatic and automatic modes of fire, via a simple lever on the side of the weapon.
Of course, there are variety of after-market upgrades available for it. The most common is a addition to prevent the thing from overheating from every shot. Other additions to the weapon include incendiary-tipped rail spikes and frag rail spikes that burst into millions of shards that can shred almost every form of body armor available to the civilian population.
Of course, this hasn't stopped the notorious Judge Holden from selling it like hotcakes.
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A beam cannon that destroys all clothes in a 200 foot radius.
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A beam cannon that destroys all clothes in a 200 foot radius.
You should totally use that in a church.
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Or just a party.
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The Belial, a 10-gauge lever-action shotgun usually associated with mercenaries and vigilantes. It's long lifetime means it's gone through multiple manufacturers and independent gun foundries, to the point where the original model is considered a rare find among collectors.
The Belial is well-known for it's amazing rate of fire, as compared to it's competitors. In the hands of a expert, it is capable of releasing 20 rounds per minute.
In addition, a good deal of the gun's parts are modular. This has led to such insane custom versions as a "Scatter flamethrower" which releases multiple incendiary rounds in a short time.
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A weapon that fires a large narrow bolt several feet. The bolt would be designed to have sufficient power to penetrate a skull but would not leave the skull.
Perfect for dealing with type greens.
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The Airman, a bleeding edge combat shotgun designed by a studio of top-notch gunsmiths.
The Airman is a dual-mode pump-action shotgun fed by a drum magazine, capable of firing 80 rounds per minute in automatic mode. It uses a revolutionary "Guided Ammunition" system which uses miniature nano-jets to propel the ammunition towards their unlucky victim.
This makes almost any form of body armor and ballistic shield useless, leading to a sharp decline in the prices of both.
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from one of my players' roleplaying sessions: a tank that has dozer blades, a machine gun turret, and a flamethrower.
... crewed by a guy who's got a pet rat-fox hybrid. trained to bite your ego... (i wish i could make up something that silly).
yup, it crushes you both physically and emotionally. i call it shock and d'awwwwwwww
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The HK X-Series Phased Plasma Pistol, a highly experimental bleeding edge energy weapon that uses special power cells to provide the fuel ionization of the hydrogen inside each cell.
The X-Series was originally meant for military issue until the more shady elements among the company pushed for it's private market issue in the first half of 3001, which head to it becoming a sleeper hit. Even though homesteaders and colonists rejected for it's inferior fire rate as compared to the Winchester Starr Laser Rifle, the X-Series remains popular among the security markets.
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For long range, the DCAU Watchtower. Even if the words "Binary Fusion Generator" (note the acronym) don't mean anything to you, you get access to the friggin' Justice League. And if things go really pear-shaped, you can always drop it from orbit on your enemy's head.
For short range confrontations, a serrated obsidian blade with an olive or Bois d' Arc handle. An obsidian blade, properly made, is orders of magnitude sharper than surgical steel, and the serrations let me inflict maximum damage with minimal effort.
And for conflicts in between? We'll, there's always Ye Olde M14.
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Molten ferrofluid suspended in a sword-shaped force field with it's projector attached to the arm.
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Metal tube designed to propel small slug of lead to kill or destroy a target.
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A gauntlet containing a small selective-impulse plasma engine, typically used to weld metal in freefall and capable of being used as a weapon.
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The Irishotgun. You fire it, and it produces a screaming Irish warrior with a battleaxe who will proceed to dismember your enemies.
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Stun gun revolver gauntlet, meant for close-in engagements and repeated blows. As you may guess, this means it's meant for a lethal usage instead of the common usage. Of course, you can always ramp up your blows with a couple more "off-market" cartridges that project a small stream of electrified water for you to kill even more guys in less time.
Of course, you can zip-tie two of these together for more electric wrath! Even if you're a pussy and want to shoot more...we have a giant robot version for your giant robot electric death needs!
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Electroshock powers and a Wrench.
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Introducing the Electromagnetic Evisceration, a specialized energy weapon that projects a transient electromagnetic disturbance out of a long tube.
How does it work? Well, I can put your hippie wishy-washy bullshit about nuclear powered EMPs to rest. Instead, we use the power of repeated electrostatic discharges to fry your newly misshapen robot's ass! That's right, the Evisceration's EMP is a eco-friendly transient electromagnetic disturbance!
Of course, the iron poles that slam together to make the discharge tend to wear out after a while. Thus, we offer multiple repair kits and replacements for them. In addition, we offer a conversion kit to switch out to less durable but more conductive copper poles.
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Yet another double post, but this topic was breached in a conversation with my father.
What's good? A rocket launcher!
What's even better? A semi-automatic, belt fed 40 mm one. Yes, me and my father have finally gone off the deep with the concept of a rapid-fire hand-held piece of tube artillery.
Move out of the way, Jane Doe! Somebody crazier with a rocket launcher has arrived.