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Re: Election 2012 Thread
« Reply #60 on: November 05, 2012, 11:33:25 pm »
I ♥ Australia. America is deciding the fate of the free world today/tomorrow and our front page news is the 100 million dollar lotto and the Melbourne Cup.
I was going to come up with some other ideas for front page news in Australia relying heavily on stereotypes, but I am far too tired to do so. So here's this:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJOdpwL6X6A" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJOdpwL6X6A</a>

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Re: Election 2012 Thread
« Reply #61 on: November 06, 2012, 12:12:20 am »
I ♥ Australia. America is deciding the fate of the free world today/tomorrow and our front page news is the 100 million dollar lotto and the Melbourne Cup.
I was going to come up with some other ideas for front page news in Australia relying heavily on stereotypes, but I am far too tired to do so. So here's this:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJOdpwL6X6A" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJOdpwL6X6A</a>

Except Morgenleoht is right those two things will be front page news, the US election might get 3rd page or a bit of the front page. Then again they may work it into the Headline, eg Obama is over the Green Moon.

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Re: Election 2012 Thread
« Reply #62 on: November 06, 2012, 12:41:20 am »
I ♥ Australia. America is deciding the fate of the free world today/tomorrow and our front page news is the 100 million dollar lotto and the Melbourne Cup.

All that time and money wasted over a race that will be over in less than two minutes.

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Re: Election 2012 Thread
« Reply #63 on: November 06, 2012, 12:45:49 am »


Apparently some machines in Ohio have been "malfuctioning".

Is this the right place for this?
I'd say its the right place. *eyes Ohio Republicans warily*

Dad says it was a touch screen miscalibration ( I swear if I hear a joke about it cause of my username I might smack the person who makes it) and they fixed it but... yeah.

Check and double check your ballot before clicking "OK" everyone.

This is why they needed Garrus to do the calibrations.



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Re: Election 2012 Thread
« Reply #64 on: November 06, 2012, 01:50:35 am »


Apparently some machines in Ohio have been "malfuctioning".

Is this the right place for this?
I'd say its the right place. *eyes Ohio Republicans warily*

Dad says it was a touch screen miscalibration ( I swear if I hear a joke about it cause of my username I might smack the person who makes it) and they fixed it but... yeah.

Check and double check your ballot before clicking "OK" everyone.

This is why they needed Garrus to do the calibrations.



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Re: Election 2012 Thread
« Reply #65 on: November 06, 2012, 03:46:43 am »
Fivethirtyeight has Obama at 92% chance of victory.  Fingers crossed.
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Re: Election 2012 Thread
« Reply #66 on: November 06, 2012, 03:53:01 am »
That's why they need paper ballots and counting by hand. In fact, it's why they need to blow the whole current farce of a process to kingdom come and start again from scratch. Ireland gets it right, why is it so hard for the so-called Land of Freedom™ to do likewise?

Obviously out here in the 51st State I don't get a vote, but if I had one I'd be voting for Jill Stein.

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Re: Election 2012 Thread
« Reply #67 on: November 06, 2012, 05:32:38 am »
Last night, I had an encounter which showed that civility isn't completely gone from American politics. I was out getting food, and I saw a few people with signs supporting John Koster, the Republican candidate for our congressional district. Now, not only did I vote for his opponent, Democrat Suzan DelBene, but I've also been interning for her. So I went up to them, and after mentioning that I worked for Suzan, asked how long they spent out at this crosswalk (realize it was rather chilly). They suggested that Suzan come out in her limo (she is a multi-millionaire, and has not shied away from using her money to fund her media blitz). I laughed, and asked them to make sure Koster had his concession speech ready. They laughed, we both agreed that tomorrow will be interesting (the election is pretty much on a knife edge, as this district was deliberately designed as a swing seat), and I left to puck up my sushi.

I'm not entirely sure what tonight is going to be like. I'll be at the official press event, where Suzan will presumably deliver either her victory or concession speech. I did the same thing on primary night, but that night, we had nothing to concern ourselves with except for the primary in the 1st District. Now, we'll be watching the returns for our own race, along with those for the Presidency, the governorship, the Senate, and several referenda (including one legalizing gay marriage, and another legalizing pot - both would be national firsts if they passed). I also wonder if there might be anything different because this seat is currently vacant - the incumbent, Jay Inslee (D) resigned to run for governor, so there's technically two elections going on - one to finish out Inslee's term, the other for the next term. If Suzan wins tomorrow night, she will become a Congresswoman immediately, and presumably will be in DC for the lame duck Congress.
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Re: Election 2012 Thread
« Reply #68 on: November 06, 2012, 05:50:52 am »
Less than a day, and it's over, though I'm sure the talk will continue.  Just out of curiosity, has anyone experienced hostility from the left for disagreeing with them?  I'm not talking about anger for sexist, homophobic statements directed toward them.  I mean has anyone seem them get hostile just because someone disagreed?  I'm asking because I see very little of it on and offline, while the right seems to explode if you so much as point out that Ryan forgot to carry the 1 in his economic plan.

It's sad to say that's one reason I voted almost completely D this year.  Actually the only times I did not vote for a democrat was when they weren't on a ticket, in which case I voted for the NPA or GRE, which is close enough as far as I'm concerned.
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Re: Election 2012 Thread
« Reply #69 on: November 06, 2012, 06:03:50 am »
Calling Electoral College at 303-235 Obama.

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Re: Election 2012 Thread
« Reply #70 on: November 06, 2012, 07:08:22 am »
Fivethirtyeight has Obama at 92% chance of victory.  Fingers crossed.

If you look closely, Silver says that while the electoral math is not a friend of Romney in the current conditions, the most likely Romney victory scenario comes from a super-low turnout that no one anticipated. There's been evidence so far of the voter suppression movement not really working so far, but on the day itself we may have a totally different story.

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In order for Mr. Romney to win the Electoral College, a large number of polls, across these states and others, would have to be in error, perhaps because they overestimated Democratic turnout. It’s this possibility, more than the chance of a successful hail-mary in a state like Pennsylvania, that accounts for most of Mr. Romney’s remaining chances of winning the Electoral College.

Silver's map is predicting 315 EVs, higher than most places. That's because his model has no true tossups... But his own model also puts Florida's vote at 49.9%-49.7%, which is close enough to render a Bush-Gore-style chaos. Except that even if Florida ends up going Romney's way (which is actually more likely), its still 286EVs. Lose Ohio as well? 268-268.

Another possible guide. Can't attest to its accuracy but I think if VA and NC both go down, we'll hear Republican crying from Titan:
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Re: Election 2012 Thread
« Reply #71 on: November 06, 2012, 09:07:12 am »
My dad apparently went with a write-in candidate.

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Re: Election 2012 Thread
« Reply #72 on: November 06, 2012, 09:09:52 am »
That's why they need paper ballots and counting by hand. In fact, it's why they need to blow the whole current farce of a process to kingdom come and start again from scratch. Ireland gets it right, why is it so hard for the so-called Land of Freedom™ to do likewise?

Obviously out here in the 51st State I don't get a vote, but if I had one I'd be voting for Jill Stein.
Don't worry, they can fuck up paper ballots worse. And the old mechanical voting machines need a technical manual to use them correctly.

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Re: Election 2012 Thread
« Reply #73 on: November 06, 2012, 09:39:21 am »
My dad apparently went with a write-in candidate.

I went with a write-in cadiddate, Rocky Anderson(Justice Party), this year. That being said, I did a pity vote, and voted for NY State Sen. Steve Saland(R), just to mess with the local nutters, they hate him because he's willing to reach across the aisle, and he voted in favor of gay marriage.The rest was all Democratic Party.

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Re: Election 2012 Thread
« Reply #74 on: November 06, 2012, 11:59:36 am »
I voted Republican for governor, because Rob McKenna comes off as a moderate, and putting aside parties, I'd vote for a state AG over a congressman for governor. I always vote mixed for local offices, because that makes bipartisanship the only option. In particular, my dad suggested (and I agree) to always ensure that the treasurer and the auditor are of different parties. I went all Democrat for federal offices, and for the state legislature (my family are big fans of our longtime rep, Ross Hunter).

I did do one write-in, for fun. Randy Dorn is the incumbent county superintendent for public education, and once again, he's running unopposed. So I did a write-in... for Randy Dorn.
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