FSTDT Forums
General Category => Forum Games => Topic started by: JohnE on March 05, 2013, 04:48:20 pm
-
I nominate The Doctor
• He has more insight into the nature of the universe than anyone on Earth
• He once faced down and defeated Satan himself
• He's been saving mankind for 50 years anyway
• Papal hat replaced with fez
-
I nominate Genevieve G. Rota for Pope, because even an insane female real-estate agent from Miami has to be better than any Cardinal.
-
I nominate Pedobear. At least he'd be honest.
-
I nominate Celestia. Why not have a goddess of the sun leading such a huge religion?
-
I nominate Stephen Colbert.*
*And when I say that I mean his television persona, which is essentially a fictional character and separate from Stephen Colbert the real human being.
-
I nominate Marilyn Manson. Did you know he's a fourth cousin twice removed of Pat Buchanan?
-
I nominate Pedobear. At least he'd be honest.
-
I nominate Hank Hill of Strickland Popeane.
-
I nominate Dalboz of Zork: Grand Inquisitor fame. After all, what better place for the pope than stuffed inside a lantern?
-
"If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater."
"It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you."
"I brought you some supper. But, if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire. One has lepers."
"Why when I talk about belief, why do you always assume I'm talking about God?"
"I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it."
~ Shepherd Derrial Book
-
Actually this may be a better fit:
(http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/500/644/aee.jpg)
-
Superman, King of Earth.
(http://clzimages.com/comic/large/04/04_3056_0_ActionComics311SupermanKingOfE.jpg)
-
I nominate Pedobear. At least he'd be honest.
(http://www.bishop-accountability.org/news2011/images11/2011_04_01_Arellano_DioceseOf_ph_PopePedobear.jpg)
We really needed an image of this.
-
"Why when I talk about belief, why do you always assume I'm talking about God?"
Love that line.
-
Let's see. I nominate Batman! Just for the hell of it, I nominate 60's Batman! :D
-
Let's see. I nominate Batman! Just for the hell of it, I nominate 60's Batman! :D
I nominate 60's Penguin
(http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090728173436/batman/images/4/42/The_Penguin_2.png)
Fuck Yeah Burgess Meredith.
-
I nominate Castiel.
Ironbite-he's already an Angel of the Lord.
-
Let's see. I nominate Batman! Just for the hell of it, I nominate 60's Batman! :D
I nominate 60's Penguin
(http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090728173436/batman/images/4/42/The_Penguin_2.png)
Fuck Yeah Burgess Meredith.
He looks like Mitt Romney. O_o
-
I nominate Master Chief.
-
"If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater."
"It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you."
"I brought you some supper. But, if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire. One has lepers."
"Why when I talk about belief, why do you always assume I'm talking about God?"
"I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it."
~ Shepherd Derrial Book
I second Shepherd Book.
-
Edward Elric, because why not? First agnostic pope.
-
Edward Elric, because why not? First agnostic pope.
I thought he was an atheist? Or is that just in the 2003 anime?
Anyway, I nominate the asshole persona that Penn adopts when confronting people over their religious/supernatural beliefs.
-
I nominate 60's Penguin
(http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090728173436/batman/images/4/42/The_Penguin_2.png)
Fuck Yeah Burgess Meredith.
I too would like to nominate Burgess Meredith. But as Mickey from the Rocky movies. I've always thought papal decrees would be worth it more if what was being decreed was people were bums or wrecking machines.
-
I nominate Zaphod Beeblebrox.
-
Edward Elric, because why not? First agnostic pope.
I thought he was an atheist? Or is that just in the 2003 anime?
Anyway, I nominate the asshole persona that Penn adopts when confronting people over their religious/supernatural beliefs.
I seem to remember his using the word "agnostic" in the manga (which, admittedly, I've only read a bit of - though he was an atheist in the first anime, yes, and I'm actually much more familiar with that version.), doesn't really matter though, he'd be the first nonreligious pope. Also alchemy could look like miracles. See the first episode.
-
I nominate Zaphod Beeblebrox.
Pan galactic gargle blasters instead of wine at communion?
-
I nominate Captain Picard.
-
GLaDOS
Reasons:
-Android Hell
-Testing, Faith Plates
-Opera
-The wine is a lie
-Pre-programmed devotion to a megalomaniac
-
I nominate Merlin from the old Sword in the Stone animated cartoon.
-
Ibram Gaunt.
-
Damn, we were all wrong. It's George Bluth.
(http://1.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/68/81/c56cfa01403cd759702089539718f8aa-new-pope-vs-george-bluth-sr.jpg)
-
I nominate God.
See what I did there?
-
I nominate the grandad from the werthers originals adverts.
He always had a creepy child molester vibe, so I think he would fit right in.
-
I'm surprised nobody's nominated him so....Optimus Prime! Seriously, who better to run a religion of peace than him?
-
I nominate Light Yagami. He's already head of his own religion (admittedly, as god rather than high priest, but it's still relevant experience), and he'll probably be tough on child molesters.
-
I nominate Jhalm, Captain of the Veiled, from Digger. Head of an organization that functions as devotees of ALL the gods, and formal to the point of using "forthwith" in a sentence. A sneaky little bastard, too. He'd fit right in!
-
Nemesis Prime(The Alternity version who is kind of a god). He'd be the first warrior pope and would lead the Church against his foes with Run-Over as his personal weapon.
-
Magnitude.
-
Professor Dumbledore
-
I nominate, THE SPACE POPE
(http://www.theculturalapocalypse.com/storage/spacepope.png?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1365513367530)
-
I nominate the leader of the Third Street Saints.