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Pastor tells congregation to calm down...
« on: June 14, 2012, 01:11:43 pm »
...over Obama coming out in support of same-sex marriage.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2yIaNSFBBw" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2yIaNSFBBw</a>

And for anyone who might like a transcript, here's an excerpt from the link above:
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Why are you so upset? Why did it bother you so? Why were you so emotional that you had to clothe your anger with the Bible and justify your bigotry with scripture? Why did you have to do it? I gotta hang out here because you do know, and I’m going to lose some of y’all right now, we often major in what Jesus minored in.
Have you ever read the gospel and heard Jesus say anything about homosexuality? I’m with Kelly Brown Douglas, black folk can’t even deal with homosexuality because we’ve got issues with sexuality and because we’ve got issues with sexuality we can’t have a healthy discussion about homosexuality.

I don't expect to say this often (if ever again, to be perfectly honest), but this man deserves a hug.
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Re: Pastor tells congregation to calm down...
« Reply #1 on: June 14, 2012, 01:38:42 pm »
"We often major in what Jesus minored in," is a great quote and very true.

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Re: Pastor tells congregation to calm down...
« Reply #2 on: June 14, 2012, 03:34:00 pm »
dude has my respect.  Damn!
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Re: Pastor tells congregation to calm down...
« Reply #3 on: June 14, 2012, 04:37:14 pm »
Testify! Tell it all, brother, tell it all.
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Re: Re: Pastor tells congregation to calm down...
« Reply #4 on: June 14, 2012, 05:13:42 pm »
Pastor, I applaud you!

"We often major in what Jesus minored in," is a great quote and very true.

Yeah, that is an amazing quote.
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Re: Pastor tells congregation to calm down...
« Reply #5 on: June 14, 2012, 05:34:07 pm »
AMEN BROTHER!

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Re: Pastor tells congregation to calm down...
« Reply #6 on: June 14, 2012, 10:16:31 pm »
Give this man a beer and a hug!

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Re: Pastor tells congregation to calm down...
« Reply #7 on: June 14, 2012, 11:06:29 pm »
Get the man a bottle of wine and a salut!


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Re: Pastor tells congregation to calm down...
« Reply #8 on: June 15, 2012, 01:21:06 am »
Might want to give him some grape juice, too, just in case.

Sadly, these guys are considered the "not true christians", even though they can justify their position just as well with their own holy book.
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Re: Pastor tells congregation to calm down...
« Reply #9 on: June 15, 2012, 02:27:35 am »
"NOT A TRUE CHRISTIAN" in 3... 2... 1...

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Re: Pastor tells congregation to calm down...
« Reply #10 on: June 15, 2012, 03:34:45 am »
I think my favorite quote from him was "He is the president of the united states not the pastor of the united states."
Still I am glad to see a pastor actually using sense. You can see he personally supports gay marriage, but makes his case based on the fact that the president is not a religious figure he has the responsibility to uphold the constitution and not the bible and therefore he should be making statements like this because enforcing equality is his job.

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Re: Pastor tells congregation to calm down...
« Reply #11 on: June 15, 2012, 08:16:47 am »
*applauds*
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Re: Pastor tells congregation to calm down...
« Reply #12 on: June 16, 2012, 01:40:02 am »
Well done to this man. Why can't there be more pastors like this?
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Re: Pastor tells congregation to calm down...
« Reply #13 on: June 16, 2012, 02:24:55 pm »
Well done to this man. Why can't there be more pastors like this?
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Re: Pastor tells congregation to calm down...
« Reply #14 on: June 17, 2012, 05:27:47 am »
Bloody brilliant. Good bloke!