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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #1200 on: March 02, 2015, 08:14:33 pm »
Transfer the entire contents of his bank account to my Paypal account. Maybe make some career-endingly stupid public statement as well, if I find myself giving a shit.

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« Reply #1201 on: March 05, 2015, 03:54:24 pm »
Depends on the town.

What's the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?
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« Reply #1202 on: April 09, 2015, 06:55:26 pm »
There are too many FSTDT quotes for me to choose from, so I'll defer to blogger Fred Clark's expert opinion

http://www.patheos.com/blogs/slacktivist/2014/06/10/the-stupidest-thing-i-have-ever-read/

One day you're walking along minding your own business when suddenly there is a blinding flash of light.  Out of it comes you as an old man/woman.  Your future self gives you a time machine, explains how it works and sends you off on a lifetime of adventures though time.  Eventually you get to old and decide you must settle down.  So you go back to the day you got the time machine and give it to your past self just like before.

Where did the time machine come from?

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #1203 on: April 09, 2015, 07:49:23 pm »
Clearly in some original timeline it came from a time machine factory.

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #1204 on: April 22, 2015, 10:36:02 am »
I am going to go with dueling shields. At first I was going to say swords, since it is my go to answer for dueling, but I changed my mind after finding out who that guy was.

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As it is traditional to give an advantage to the opponent who is the underdog I would allow him to wear armour.


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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #1205 on: April 22, 2015, 11:00:36 am »
I hadn't killed more people.

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #1206 on: April 22, 2015, 11:48:43 am »
Pay fair market value.

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #1207 on: April 22, 2015, 12:11:48 pm »
Morally, it's somewhere around a light gray. Societally speaking, it's closer to charcoal.

What would be your first action as dictator of the US, assuming you somehow suddenly had that power?
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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #1208 on: April 22, 2015, 12:18:42 pm »
Send Michele Bachmann on a one way trip to Mars.

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #1209 on: April 22, 2015, 02:33:21 pm »
Make straight marriage illegal, just to laugh at the reaction.

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #1210 on: April 22, 2015, 05:47:23 pm »
Sig, cause I don't know.


Who's a good Electronica artist I should listen to? (that isn't Daft Punk, Giorgio Moroder, Tiesto ect)

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #1211 on: April 22, 2015, 05:59:34 pm »
Sig, cause I don't know.


Who's a good Electronica artist I should listen to? (that isn't Daft Punk, Giorgio Moroder, Tiesto ect)

Not even sure if these count as electronica, but you should check them out.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8oIjNkI-PI" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8oIjNkI-PI</a>

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbVN_0Khs2s" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbVN_0Khs2s</a>

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uN9tulBHr8Y" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uN9tulBHr8Y</a>

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDMKwXyntmo" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDMKwXyntmo</a>

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvBKcRu9eC8" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvBKcRu9eC8</a>

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfJuJepVA_M" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfJuJepVA_M</a>

Edit: Oh and for the next question - Chips and Gravy or Chips and Chicken Salt?
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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #1212 on: April 22, 2015, 07:37:44 pm »
Chips and Chicken Salt?

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #1213 on: April 22, 2015, 08:58:32 pm »
If I don't know who did it, call a goddamned exterminator to fumigate the house, because I am terrified of insects in general. If I do know who did it, repeat previously stated action, then take that stick that kinda looks like a sword from my car and beat them with it.

Are you as excited as I am right now?
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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #1214 on: April 23, 2015, 10:49:02 pm »
Absolutely! But I highly doubt is for the same reason.

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