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Re: Random Thoughts Thread
« Reply #720 on: May 03, 2017, 06:23:32 am »
Someone had an idea for a short RPG campaign that goes like this:

The characters were on a blind date but they get kidnapped by a weird cult and taken to a temple to be sacrificed as part of a strange ritual. It would be called "first date at the altar." (which is also the name of a reality-TV show. Not sure if your countries have it.)

And all I can think of is making a short story where the main character is, forcibly and completely by surprise, summoned to a different dimension but when he shows up at the temple they notice that the young woman (or man) that was intended to be the sacrifice is actually pretty cute. They go on a date which the cult does not resist because technically the victim was supposed to be given to the creature but they do think that a dinner for two at an Italian restaurant is kinda unorthodox even for them.

Still undecided whether the "creature" would just be a regular human from a different dimension (botched summoning spell) or if they are a demon but turns out that demons aren't necessarily all evil.
No matter what happens, no matter what my last words may end up being, I want everyone to claim that they were:
"If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine."
Aww, you guys rock. :)  I feel the love... and the pitchforks and torches.  Tingly!

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Re: Random Thoughts Thread
« Reply #721 on: May 03, 2017, 06:54:25 am »
Why not both?  Humans where they come from serve the same role as daemons in other realms.
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Re: Random Thoughts Thread
« Reply #722 on: May 04, 2017, 02:11:26 pm »
Make the creature a vampire. Together with the Italian restaurant, you could make a lot of jokes!
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Re: Random Thoughts Thread
« Reply #723 on: May 04, 2017, 02:55:51 pm »
"You... You seem to be eating a lot of garlic bread."

"I. Don't. Trust. You."

"OhCOME ON! I'm a nice vampire!"
No matter what happens, no matter what my last words may end up being, I want everyone to claim that they were:
"If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine."
Aww, you guys rock. :)  I feel the love... and the pitchforks and torches.  Tingly!

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Re: Random Thoughts Thread
« Reply #724 on: May 04, 2017, 03:30:18 pm »
"Yyyeeeess... Rrrred wiine pliiiiiiíîísse.. /creepy trrransylvanian accent off


ETA:

"Pomodooorrrrro!"
- Vegan Italian Vampire
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Re: Random Thoughts Thread
« Reply #725 on: May 04, 2017, 07:28:12 pm »
Oppa gangnam style
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Re: Random Thoughts Thread
« Reply #726 on: May 05, 2017, 12:18:08 am »
I think I might delete my account and remake at some point. I feel like I need to take a fresh new mental start in this place; I've been around for a while, and I feel like I've been in all sorts of places of mindset, feelings and self-concept along the way. I want to leave those places behind and refresh myself more strongly into this new thing of trying to be more of my own person, if that makes sense. I don't want to evade responsibility for all the embarrassing shit I used to say around here, but I just want to move on from the people I used to be so I can focus more on these things of identity I've got on the brain right now, I guess? I don't know. I might not even come back if I delete. Maybe it's time I moved on from this place too, for all that it's been real and for all that I felt connected to it. But maybe I can still have that if I stop dragging behind these 1000+ posts and lingering in those places? If I start from an empty board, or whatever?

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Re: Random Thoughts Thread
« Reply #727 on: May 05, 2017, 09:40:11 am »
Congratulations to Amy Winehouse for over five years of sobriety.

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Re: Random Thoughts Thread
« Reply #728 on: May 05, 2017, 10:49:58 am »
*shoots Art in taint*

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Re: Random Thoughts Thread
« Reply #729 on: May 05, 2017, 12:24:18 pm »
You fool!  All you've done is make his dick longer!
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Re: Random Thoughts Thread
« Reply #730 on: May 05, 2017, 01:09:01 pm »
Is lipstick called lipstick because it comes in a stick or because it sticks to your lips?
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Re: Random Thoughts Thread
« Reply #731 on: May 05, 2017, 01:50:48 pm »
Yes.
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Re: Random Thoughts Thread
« Reply #732 on: May 05, 2017, 02:29:56 pm »
Oooh and:


Congratulations to Amy Winehouse for over five years of sobriety.

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Re: Random Thoughts Thread
« Reply #733 on: May 05, 2017, 09:50:45 pm »
At her funeral, I heard that Elton John played a beautiful and heartfelt rendition of "Candle Under a Spoon".

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Re: Random Thoughts Thread
« Reply #734 on: May 06, 2017, 02:39:15 am »
Ok, that one was funny ;D
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