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Re: Random Thoughts Thread
« Reply #120 on: December 31, 2014, 10:08:32 pm »
Watching old Everything is Terrible videos can get pretty surreal.
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« Reply #121 on: January 01, 2015, 04:18:06 pm »
Nothing says I'm a well adjusted individual who's very happy with the place I'm at like answering a question about what would I do if I was put in charge of my former employer like the answer of "fire everybody".

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« Reply #122 on: January 01, 2015, 05:07:39 pm »
I wonder if my Animal Crossing villagers think I'm a Time Lord.
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« Reply #123 on: January 01, 2015, 09:56:15 pm »
How much Corgi is too much Corgi?
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« Reply #124 on: January 01, 2015, 11:21:14 pm »
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Re: Random Thoughts Thread
« Reply #125 on: January 03, 2015, 06:05:10 pm »
A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist

 ”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!”

 At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion stood up and held up a rock.

 ”How old is this rock, professor?”

 The arrogant professor smirked quite liberally and smugly replied “4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian”

 ”Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now”

 The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The same tears liberals cry for the “poor”. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, DeShawn Washington, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist liberal professor. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against them!

 The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named “Small Government” flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.

 The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.

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Re: Random Thoughts Thread
« Reply #126 on: January 03, 2015, 06:11:26 pm »
>Navy SEAL

Should I do it?

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« Reply #127 on: January 03, 2015, 07:51:16 pm »
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Re: Random Thoughts Thread
« Reply #128 on: January 03, 2015, 08:03:30 pm »
Seals taste delicious, even better when they're that particular shade of blue.
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Re: Random Thoughts Thread
« Reply #129 on: January 03, 2015, 08:44:56 pm »
>Navy SEAL

Should I do it?

I mean If you want to go for it It's tough, hard and most likely kill you, but if you make it then you get to brag(and not be believed) to people that your a SEAL. 

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« Reply #130 on: January 03, 2015, 10:30:47 pm »
Oh what I meant was pasting that copypasta, because that post I replied to mentioned Navy SEALs. But seeing as there's a troll pasting it onto like every comment thread on the main site, I don't know if I should.

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Re: Random Thoughts Thread
« Reply #131 on: January 04, 2015, 07:32:11 pm »
I ♣ baby seals.

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« Reply #132 on: January 10, 2015, 07:19:15 am »
If there were a Latin translation of Harry Potter, would the spells then be in English?

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Re: Random Thoughts Thread
« Reply #133 on: January 11, 2015, 02:00:24 am »
If there were a Latin translation of Harry Potter, would the spells then be in English?

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« Reply #134 on: January 11, 2015, 11:50:16 pm »
I wish I knew Latin. Mostly so I could write things in Latin using the English-Voynich Alphabet. It would confuse the fuck out of everyone.
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