Okay this is WAY past "I'm annoyed" and I already ranted about it on Tumblr but what happened is so completely FUCK HUMANITY that I'm posting it here.
Background: I have a haircut that, while it's pretty short overall, features bangs (fringe to y'all across the pond) that reach my mouth (but they're not quite long enough to tuck behind my ear). This hair stays to the side, unless I'm looking up and down repeatedly (like someone would if they're taking notes). I would cut it off except The Great and Fundamentalist Mother says that would be "too butch".
Anyway.
During the "work-with-your-partner" bit of chem lecture the aforementioned annoying bit of hair got in my mouth/way so much that I asked my lab partner for a bobby pin. She loaned me an ordinary brown bobby pin and I used it to pin the offending bit of hair into place.
This one "~*I'm so LIBBERAL and ACCEPTIN and I'm SUCH a SPESHAL SNOWPHLAKE*~" girl from the previously-ranted-about QSA decides it would be funny to snark "Y'know, for someone who wants to be taken seriously as a boy, you're not trying very hard!"
Correct response: Falcon Punch.
My response: avoid eye contact with anyone who might have heard (which was everyone, including the prof), freak out in boys' bathroom after class.
I can deal with "I'm-a-Speshal-Snowphlake"-type crap. I can deal with being misgendered/called by the wrong name (hell, I'm not even out to my family yet). I can deal with intrusive questions about my genitals/surgical history. But this cumstain, this asswipe, this crotchspawn of Cathy Brennan and Rick Santorum outed me. And because it's not bullying, just "insensitive", nothing happens to her. Meanwhile, I spend every chem lecture/lab for the rest of the semester scared and on edge because I don't know from where/whom the next "insensitive" comment will come. I don't know who wants to preach to me, or beat me up, or tell me that I "could be so pretty" or that I've been "brainwashed by the patriarchy".
And nobody (in meatspace, at least) gives half a flying fuck.
(For the record, I realize this situation would be about 5.674E10Jesus fuck that's a big number times worse if I were MtF, but that knowledge doesn't really lessen the OMGWTFBBQ for me.)