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Re: Christian Rock at School
« Reply #15 on: March 12, 2012, 12:02:16 am »
There's only one Christian Rock band that I would consider good, at all.

Newsboys.  Because it's not just praise songs set to distorted guitars, it's actually witty.

Granted, they haven't been relevant for years now, so there's that.
Christian metal, on the other hand, has this strange habit of being really good.
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Re: Christian Rock at School
« Reply #16 on: March 12, 2012, 03:08:59 am »
if they infiltrate dubstep, I think I'll be legally obligated to power up the bass cannon and fire on them.
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Re: Christian Rock at School
« Reply #17 on: March 12, 2012, 03:09:29 am »
if they infiltrate dubstep, I think I'll be legally obligated to power up the bass cannon and fire on them.

They can take Skillrex though. But hands off mah Burial!
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Re: Christian Rock at School
« Reply #18 on: March 12, 2012, 03:11:56 am »
if they infiltrate dubstep, I think I'll be legally obligated to power up the bass cannon and fire on them.

They can take Skillrex though. But hands off mah Burial!

I challenge them to come up with anything better than Skrillex's 'First of the Year (Equinox)'... if they can beat that, or Excision and Downlink's 'Existence VIP', I'll be impressed.
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Re: Christian Rock at School
« Reply #19 on: March 12, 2012, 03:14:31 am »
if they infiltrate dubstep, I think I'll be legally obligated to power up the bass cannon and fire on them.

They can take Skillrex though. But hands off mah Burial!

I challenge them to come up with anything better than Skrillex's 'First of the Year (Equinox)'... if they can beat that, or Excision and Downlink's 'Existence VIP', I'll be impressed.

I challenge them to come up with anything better than Rebecca Black's "Friday."
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Re: Christian Rock at School
« Reply #20 on: March 12, 2012, 03:16:17 am »
if they infiltrate dubstep, I think I'll be legally obligated to power up the bass cannon and fire on them.

They can take Skillrex though. But hands off mah Burial!

I challenge them to come up with anything better than Skrillex's 'First of the Year (Equinox)'... if they can beat that, or Excision and Downlink's 'Existence VIP', I'll be impressed.

I challenge them to come up with anything better than Rebecca Black's "Friday."

That's not even a challenge.  I could probably come up with something better in my sleep.  Hell, I'd take Bieber over Black...
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Re: Christian Rock at School
« Reply #21 on: March 12, 2012, 03:17:23 am »
if they infiltrate dubstep, I think I'll be legally obligated to power up the bass cannon and fire on them.

They can take Skillrex though. But hands off mah Burial!

I challenge them to come up with anything better than Skrillex's 'First of the Year (Equinox)'... if they can beat that, or Excision and Downlink's 'Existence VIP', I'll be impressed.

That shouldn't be very hard. My Grandfathers old dial-up modem could make better music than Skrillex or Excision. Now, Skream or Benga would actually be a challenge.

(BTW, none of those things you listed are actually dubstep.)
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Re: Christian Rock at School
« Reply #22 on: March 12, 2012, 05:55:17 am »
There's only one Christian Rock band that I would consider good, at all.

Newsboys.  Because it's not just praise songs set to distorted guitars, it's actually witty.

Granted, they haven't been relevant for years now, so there's that.
Christian metal, on the other hand, has this strange habit of being really good.

Agreed. I really like Symphony X, and even own an album of theirs. They're pretty damn good, and they actually make it sound awesome.

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Re: Christian Rock at School
« Reply #23 on: March 12, 2012, 08:26:12 am »
Ya know...if they weren't letting anyone leave, why didn't the security officers give these bastards an introduction to fine taser technology?  Hell, my school had armed (as in fucking GUNS) police officers on staff. 

I wondered about this until it hit me the band would not have been physically stopping the girls from leaving. Instead, they would have told any girl who stood up to sit back down and listen. Given that this was at school, I can imagine the girls thinking they would get in serious trouble if they walked out of an official event where they were told to stay. Had a girl actually kept walking and left the room, there is nothing the band members could have done without possibly making themselves liable for a tort or two. (False imprisonment is likely. Battery if they actually touched her while keeping her from leaving.)
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Re: Christian Rock at School
« Reply #24 on: March 12, 2012, 09:04:45 am »


Queenofhearts- The reason this band sucks is because they spend too much time worrying about gays and abortion when they should be working on their music skills.

I'd say most Christian music sucks because its the same old worn out buzzwords and sayings as any other Christian song (not all the time, but I'm making a generalization based on my opinion). It only gets worse when you have bigots like those assholes who want to imprison and execute teh gheys.

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Re: Christian Rock at School
« Reply #25 on: March 12, 2012, 01:41:42 pm »
Christian rock still exists? I thought that after Skillet everyone just realised what a bad idea it was.  :-\

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Re: Christian Rock at School
« Reply #26 on: March 12, 2012, 03:06:37 pm »
Christian rock still exists? I thought that after Skillet everyone just realised what a bad idea it was.  :-\

Me and my friend(both of us atheists) recently went to see Skillet in concert. He's a fan of skillet for some reason despite them being a religous band. He asked me to come along so he, "wouldn't have to suffer alone", refering to the Jesus freaks and other annoying people.

I'm pretty sure the place was filled past the limit of people. We either stood or sat on the floor the whole time, being told by the event staff to clear the walkway, despite there being no where else to go. It was called Winterjam or some shit so we had to sit through 10 or so really shitty bands that were slightly more famous than the local youth group band. We spent most of the time trying to block out the horrid music with our MP3 players.

Between bands they would preach bullshit and once had a magician escape and water tank chained up as an analogy for Jesus(despite biblical laws against "magic"). One preacher had everyone hold a hand out toward the center to give him there power so Jesus will hear or something, and it looked like everyone was giving a Nazi salute. When I pointed it out to my friend he was quite literally on the floor laughing.

They would also play commercials on the big screens. One of the commercials was about how more children don't have bibles in their language than don't have food. I face palmed so hard at the fact that they think bibles are more important than food. There were also MANY anti-abortion commercials. One even told kids to nag their parents to vote against abortion. There was one band selling tshirts that said, "take this world and give me Jesus" and "Jesus + nothing = everything".

By the time Skillet came on I was almost ready to start killing people for the amount of stupid that filled the building. Thankfully skillet made a point to NOT talk about stuff we don't want to here and actually play some damn music. Having never heard them before I thought it was pretty good if you could ignore the religious overtones of the songs. The heavy use of pyrotechnics probably helped.

Needless to say I will NEVER sit through a damn religious concert again unless the last band is one I really love(like Rammstein) but most bands I like wouldn't be at a Christian concert to begin with.
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Re: Christian Rock at School
« Reply #27 on: March 13, 2012, 02:22:42 pm »
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Re: Christian Rock at School
« Reply #28 on: March 13, 2012, 02:41:15 pm »
Ok first of all, how is it that religious shit is getting into schools in the first place? Isn't there separation of church and state? I would be pissed too if I found out that any of my sis's kids had to sit through that drivel. If I was one of those kids I would have just said I had to use the bathroom and then walked out, consequences be damned. (I have actually done this before in school.)

The only concert that I went to in my life was a concert held by DC Talk back when they were into rap and hip hop. back before they became another crappy Christian rock group and their songs were pretty good on that particular album.

The concert was pretty good and DC Talk were great performers even though it wasn't mine or my sister's genre, we enjoyed it. My sister thought the black dude was cute XD.

Personally I have come across some Christian music that are pretty damn good and had good beats and sound. It's difficult to find but its out there. I have heard some really good techno/dance tracks that had a very good flow and melody to both the accompaniment and the lyrics.
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Re: Christian Rock at School
« Reply #29 on: March 13, 2012, 02:45:42 pm »
Damn, Madcat, you are a good friend.

How so?
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