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"I don't give a fuck about race...I'm white, I'm American, but that shit don't matter. I'm human."
I actually am kinda dreading the theatrical release date, because inevitably there will be at least one story of some weird shit going down in a cinema.
If I had any intention of seeing this in theaters, I would minimize the discomfort of my fellow moviegoers by brilliantly disguising myself in authentic little girl garb. I'm thinking a sundress; curly blonde wig; maybe I'd drag a doll around to complete the effect. This would be complemented by a three-day growth of stubble, and a smoldering stogie."Yeah, gimme one for the pony movie, or whatever," I'd say to the ticket clerk in a smoke-rasped Brooklyn accent, "'cause, y'know, I love rainbows and shit.""Hey! Who Framed Roger Rabbit already did that gag, sort of!" someone would cry out.And I would flee, utterly defeated.
Quote from: Dakota Bob on May 20, 2013, 12:47:31 pmI actually am kinda dreading the theatrical release date, because inevitably there will be at least one story of some weird shit going down in a cinema.Oh look an excuse to post this, anyway, some guy who decided to have fun with the drama surrounding the movie over on the cracked article:QuoteIf I had any intention of seeing this in theaters, I would minimize the discomfort of my fellow moviegoers by brilliantly disguising myself in authentic little girl garb. I'm thinking a sundress; curly blonde wig; maybe I'd drag a doll around to complete the effect. This would be complemented by a three-day growth of stubble, and a smoldering stogie."Yeah, gimme one for the pony movie, or whatever," I'd say to the ticket clerk in a smoke-rasped Brooklyn accent, "'cause, y'know, I love rainbows and shit.""Hey! Who Framed Roger Rabbit already did that gag, sort of!" someone would cry out.And I would flee, utterly defeated. If anything weirder than that actually happens it'll probably qualify as a crime against humanity.
(click to show/hide)The only problem with that being true is that Spike was hatched when Twilight was just a little filly so, uh... she would have to have some serious retcons for that to happen