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Title: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: ironbite on January 04, 2012, 03:35:42 am
Just what it says people.

Ironbite-I have no quotes but DO IT!
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Sleepy on January 04, 2012, 03:37:44 am
03:33 Hades-   But I like seeing Urahara Dog :<
03:33 Paimun   good night people
03:33 Hades-   Night, Pie
03:34 DarkfireTaimatsu misreads as "Urethra Dog".
03:34 SleepyOne  Haha
03:34 Hades-   D:
03:34 SleepyOne  awwwwyeeeeahahah
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Hades on January 04, 2012, 03:38:05 am
I think I'm going to have to save the quotes from the old thread in a file somewhere. Too many gems and memories to have them vanish into the ether.
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Søren on January 04, 2012, 03:38:17 am
We're back baby!
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Sleepy on January 04, 2012, 03:38:46 am
Quote from: Hades on January 04, 2012, 03:38:05 am
I think I'm going to have to save the quotes from the old thread in a file somewhere. Too many gems and memories to have them vanish into the ether.

Yeessss, that's a good idea. I love going through that thread.
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: shykid on January 04, 2012, 06:22:01 am
Quote from: Hades on January 04, 2012, 03:38:05 am
I think I'm going to have to save the quotes from the old thread in a file somewhere. Too many gems and memories to have them vanish into the ether.
Plz do then HOOK ME UP BROSEPH
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: TheL on January 04, 2012, 07:29:26 pm
Quote from: shykid on January 04, 2012, 06:22:01 am
Quote from: Hades on January 04, 2012, 03:38:05 am
I think I'm going to have to save the quotes from the old thread in a file somewhere. Too many gems and memories to have them vanish into the ether.
Plz do then HOOK ME UP BROSEPH

Seconded.
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Damen on January 04, 2012, 07:32:09 pm
Quote from: TheL on January 04, 2012, 07:29:26 pm
Quote from: shykid on January 04, 2012, 06:22:01 am
Quote from: Hades on January 04, 2012, 03:38:05 am
I think I'm going to have to save the quotes from the old thread in a file somewhere. Too many gems and memories to have them vanish into the ether.
Plz do then HOOK ME UP BROSEPH

Seconded.

Thirded.
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Hades on January 04, 2012, 08:32:53 pm
I'm working on it as we speak. It's going to be a few days x.x
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Hades on January 05, 2012, 12:25:51 am
00:24   shykid>   drama needs to take some fucking ambien
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Aqualung on January 05, 2012, 12:43:36 am
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23:08      *** Napoleon_the_Clown_ is now known as Napoleon_the_Clown
23:09   Napoleon_the_Clown   Now I just need to figure out the end part of the URL so it auto-connects.
23:09   Napoleon_the_Clown   I want auto-connect on startup.
23:09      Napoleon_the_Clown throws a tantrum.
23:09      Aqualung pets Napoleon_the_Clown
23:11   Shane_for_Wax   lol
23:11   Napoleon_the_Clown   What's the URL I'll need to auto-connect to this on start-up, then?
23:12   Napoleon_the_Clown   brb
23:12      *** Napoleon_the_Clown quit (Quit: That's right, it was me!)
23:13      *** Napoleon_the_Clown joined #fstdt
23:13   Napoleon_the_Clown   Okay, that's annoying.
23:13   Napoleon_the_Clown   Wait.
23:14      *** Napoleon_the_Clown left #fstdt
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23:14      +++ God has given admin to Napoleon_the_Clown
23:14      +++ God has given op to Napoleon_the_Clown
23:14   Napoleon_the_Clown   Success!
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Hades on January 05, 2012, 12:50:21 am
00:48   shykid>   fucking niggers can go back to africa
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Hades on January 05, 2012, 12:52:51 am
00:51   Zachski>   I have some rather... tragic news
00:51   Tibbles>   That Bachmann has dropped out of the race?
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Mira on January 05, 2012, 12:56:45 am
<shykid> i hope i turn out like my mom
<Hades-> Married to your dad?
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Aqualung on January 06, 2012, 12:52:07 am
Oriet   Kyana, hack into the CIA mainframe.
23:49   Kyana   Unable to comply
23:49   Oriet   Damn.
23:49   Keiro   That would be incredibly unwise.
23:49   Keiro   >_>;
23:49   Oriet   Kyana, find porn.
23:49   Kyana   What do you think *YOU'RE* doing?.
23:49   Keiro   .gs porn
23:49   Oriet   Heh, yeah, it would be.
23:49   Kaiya   Free Porn Videos & Sex Movies - Porno, XXX, Porn Tube and Pussy ...: http://www.pornhub.com/
23:49   Aqualung   HAHAHAHA
23:49   Deimos-   holy shit...
23:50   gyeonghwa   ty kaiya
23:50   Oriet   XD
23:50   ironbite   Kyana find me pictures of cats
23:50   Deimos-   that bot
23:50   Deimos-   is fuckin brilliant
23:50   gyeonghwa   someone needs to quote that
23:50   Vene   .gs cat picture
23:50   Kaiya   Funny Cat Pictures: http://www.funnycatpix.com/
23:50   Aqualung   I will
23:50   Deimos-   Kyana, kill the bogan bushbashers
23:50   ironbite   HOLY SHIT!
23:50   Deimos-   gah
23:50   ironbite   .gs food
23:50   Kaiya   Food Network - Easy Recipes, Healthy Eating Ideas and Chef ...: http://www.foodnetwork.com/
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: GLaDOS on January 06, 2012, 03:06:00 pm
[13:59] <+Miles11> http://forums.fstdt.net/flame-and-burn/getting-quite-pissed/msg2907/#msg2907
[13:59] <&Oriet> Been distracted with other conversation and still want/need to write more game stuff up.
[13:59] <+Miles11> ...Am I correct in being mad about this?
[13:59] <&Oriet> Oh, I'll check on it then.
[13:59] <+gyeonghwa> Opps brb
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[14:00] <+Miles11> Oh, I don't mean to interrupt O.o
[14:00] <+gyeonghwa> interrupt, what?
[14:00] <+Vene> Miles, smite or exalt?
[14:00] <+Miles11> Oriet is doing things and I'm showing her an F&B thread I made O.o
[14:00] <+Miles11> Vene, who?
[14:01] <+Vene> That does not answer my question
[14:01] <+GLaDOS> lol
[14:01] <+Miles11> ...exalt?
[14:01] <+gyeonghwa> Ah
[14:01] <+Vene> I have exalted you
[14:01] <+Miles11> ...O.o
[14:01] <&Oriet> That is most definite reason to be upset.
[14:01] <&Oriet> As have I.
[14:02] <+GLaDOS> You are right to be mad. I once had my neurotoxin supply confiscated, but I evetually got it back.
[14:02] * Miles11 hugs everyone.
[14:02] <+gyeonghwa> :/
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[14:02] <+gyeonghwa> That sucks Miles
[14:02] <+gyeonghwa> I just read your thread
[14:02] <+Vene> What about hemotoxins?
[14:03] <+GLaDOS> jut use steam to redownload it, or create a partition on that computer with skyrim installed.
[14:03] <+Miles11> GLaDOS, from now on, I'm going to honestly believe that you are Ellen McClain visiting FSTDT.
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Hades on January 07, 2012, 02:36:27 am
02:35   Deimos->   I wonder what a narwhal cock looks like
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Shane for Wax on January 08, 2012, 06:45:57 am
[06:12] <&Shane_for_Wax> "The oldest and probably most popular piece of furniture, however, is the 200-year-old tiled stove – on which Napoleon made himself comfortable and enjoyed culinary specialities. " I didn't know Nap liked to sit on stoves
[06:13] <&Napoleon_the_Clown> They're comfortable as fuck.
[06:13] <&Shane_for_Wax> lmfao
[06:13] <+JackMann> Is that why there are butt-marks on the crepes?
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Witchyjoshy on January 08, 2012, 06:17:23 pm
(5:11:57 PM) gyeonghwa: hntg
(5:12:04 PM) gyeonghwa: \mjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj
(5:12:11 PM) Miles11: ?
(5:12:25 PM) gyeonghwa: damn you cat!
(5:12:31 PM) disgruntledcolonel: damn its whiskers
(5:13:06 PM) gyeonghwa: z+++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Witchyjoshy on January 09, 2012, 11:38:27 pm
(10:37:20 PM) Paimun: Mom can i lick your vag?
(10:37:20 PM) Paimun: >_>
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Tiberius on January 11, 2012, 03:08:39 pm
13:56   Mira   The only time I like sexism in my video games is when it is a historically accurate game
13:57   Vene   You mean like Mortal Kombat?
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Mira on January 11, 2012, 09:54:02 pm
<+Hades> Some scientists believe that walking upright freed our ancestors to invent the hi-five
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: SugarfreeJazz on January 12, 2012, 09:45:05 pm
20:44   JamaicanJesus   yeah, i'm gay for hot aussie sausage right now
20:44   Hades   Aussiage
20:44   Keiro   Goddamn, it's so fucking addictive.
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Hades on January 12, 2012, 10:22:40 pm
22:22   Mira>   I just shoveled with no pants on
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Vene on January 12, 2012, 11:59:48 pm
<Mira> You open the door by jizzing on it
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: SugarfreeJazz on January 15, 2012, 12:10:57 am
23:10   Tibbles   Bah. I read the thread 'Some Tasty Fox Racism' and thought it would involve furry vore. I was disappoint.
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Damen on January 17, 2012, 12:34:07 am
Once again showing that timing is everything:

23:32   Damen:   I HAVE COME!
23:32      --- Damen is back
23:32   Mantorok:   (http://forum.badposts.org/images/smilies/105.gif)
23:32   Aqualung:   haha]
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: TheL on January 17, 2012, 07:29:14 am
So that's what you're back from, eh?
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Damen on January 17, 2012, 07:04:14 pm
18:02   Deimos-:   gods , mum is trying to buy a dog from a guy that loves black metal
18:02   Deimos-:   and he's wearing a shirt with the letters KVLT on it
18:02   Mira:   Fuck him
18:02   Deimos-:   a dumb black metal term
18:02   Deimos-:   but the letters were in a black metal scrawl, barely legible
18:03   Deimos-:   and mum saw the shirt when he took of his jacket, misread the letters and yelled "I LOVE CUNT"
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Tiberius on January 17, 2012, 09:17:14 pm
20:11   Vehemency   A toaster which always burns your toast would be nasty, but not SCP stuff I think
20:12   Tibbles   What happens if you put something that isn;t bread in the toaster?
20:12   Vehemency   It explodes into fire
20:12   Vehemency   And insults your mother
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Tiberius on January 18, 2012, 01:05:46 am
23:50   Rights   EVERYBODY bones for power
23:50   Rights   You just slip a little generator onyour doodangle or in your dickdock or in the back garage
23:50   Rights   Then everybody generates a little bit of energy regardless of type of sexual activity.
23:50   Tibbles   And boner killed forever.
23:50   Tibbles   Rights has a way with words.
23:50   Rights   DOODANGLE
23:50   Rights   DICKDOCK
23:50   Rights   OR BACK GARAGE
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: SugarfreeJazz on January 21, 2012, 08:01:23 pm
18:59   Damen   My gods...it looks like it's mother got raped by an armadillo.
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Damen on January 23, 2012, 01:02:44 pm
The Mystery of the Underoos...

11:54   Keiro:   ...
11:54   Keiro:   where'd this underwear come from? It certainly ain't mine.
11:55   Shane_for_Wax:   is it Renae's?
11:56   Keiro:   Uh... hell if I know. I'd rather not find out.
11:56   Keiro:   >_>
11:56   Keiro:   ...
11:56   Damen:   Keiro, if you can use it as a tent, it's Gomer's.
11:56   Keiro:   The prospect, it is terrifying.
11:57   Keiro:   ... not Gomer's.
11:57   Damen:   Then it's Renae's.
11:57   Keiro:   I don't know where the fuck it came from, but it's clearly a female underwear.
11:57   Damen:   Quit sniffing Renae's undies.
11:57   Keiro:   ...
11:57      Keiro smites Damen.
11:57   Shane_for_Wax:   LMFAO
11:58   Damen:   OW!
11:58   Shane_for_Wax:   if it's female underwear then it's obviously Renae's
11:58   Gomer21XX:   XD
11:58   Keiro:   ... Thing is, it wasn't here until recently.
11:58   Keiro:   ...
11:58   Gomer21XX:   Did the Irish do laundry here sometime? o.o
11:58   Shane_for_Wax:   hahaha
11:58   Keiro:   ಠ_ಠ
11:58   Keiro:   It may very well be Renae's.
11:59   Keiro:   ... since I just realized that we apparently have a habit of forgetting that our clothes're in either the washer or dryer's.
11:59   Keiro:   ... oh fuck. >_>
11:59   Shane_for_Wax:   hehehehehehehehehehe
11:59   Shane_for_Wax:   I am so terribly amused by this
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: rosenewock21 on January 23, 2012, 01:12:03 pm
Oh....dear.

Anyway, does anyone have the link to the old proboards irc quote thread? I'd like to jot down a few of the funnier ones before it's gone.
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Shane for Wax on January 23, 2012, 01:15:01 pm
Quote from: rosenewock21 on January 23, 2012, 01:12:03 pm
Oh....dear.

Anyway, does anyone have the link to the old proboards irc quote thread? I'd like to jot down a few of the funnier ones before it's gone.

Someone is already doing that but here: http://fstdt.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=lounge&action=display&thread=93
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: rosenewock21 on January 23, 2012, 01:18:08 pm
Thanks Shane!

I knew someone was already doing it for the board at large, but I was hoping to cull a few for a personal writing project I'm jokingly calling "Prompts from the IRC".

Nothing would amuse me more than some poor author trying to figure out how to work "He done ejaculated all over my brain" into a story.

Uh, unless anyone has a problem with that. At which point in time I'll make sure not to use any of yours.
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Shane for Wax on January 23, 2012, 01:48:05 pm
If you use one of mine let me know.
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Shane for Wax on January 23, 2012, 02:52:19 pm
Double post on toast:
(Looking at old quotes from the other forum AND IRC)
[14:51] <&Shane_for_Wax> <Shane_for_Wax> Yay. I ddn't make any msitkases  <- i am a derp
[14:51] <+Eniliad> xD
[14:51] <+Eniliad> Irony Aword: Awarded
[14:51] <+Eniliad> ...SHIT

[17:16] <+Eniliad> Lol, I finally get wood and get kicked XD
[17:16] <+Eniliad> Ah well you do what you gotta
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: SugarfreeJazz on January 23, 2012, 09:45:06 pm
20:43   Otend   we are competitors now
20:43   Otend   and healthy competition sometimes means building dicks on other people's property
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Damen on January 24, 2012, 05:38:52 am
04:31   Deimos-:   [Self Pic] (http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s720x720/316005_10150342167576629_728926628_7935091_1728458316_n.jpg)
04:32   Deimos-:   maximum amount of stubble I can pull off
04:32   Deimos-:   anymore and I set off pedo radars
04:32      Deimos- should go shave...
04:32   Miles11:   Deimos...
04:32   Miles11:   Why does that tool in your hand look like an artificial inseminator...
04:33   Deimos-:   its a pipette
04:33   Miles11:   And why does it look like you picked that tool on purpose just because of that.
04:33   Deimos-:   and for all intents and purposes, it is
04:33   Miles11:   ...O.o
04:33   Deimos-:   it takes up small amounts of liquid in a precise measurements
04:33   Damen:   HE CAN SCIENCE!
04:33   Deimos-:   like a bitch on ethanol
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: GLaDOS on January 24, 2012, 04:35:49 pm
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[15:09] <+GLaDOS> hello!
[15:09] <+Eniliad> Hey there :)
[15:10] <+Eniliad> I've brought friends *gestures back at everyone who ever played Portal, portal-devices in hand* We're here for our cake :|
[15:11] <+GLaDOS> what kind?
[15:11] <+GLaDOS> angel food cake
[15:11] <+GLaDOS> apple cake
[15:11] <+GLaDOS> battenburg cake
[15:11] <+GLaDOS> black forest cake
[15:11] <+Miles11> Pound cake...
[15:11] <+GLaDOS> buccellato
[15:11] <+GLaDOS> bundt cake
[15:11] <+GLaDOS> butter cake
[15:11] <+Eniliad> Bundt sounds good actually
[15:12] <+GLaDOS> butterfly cake
[15:12] <+GLaDOS> carrot cake
[15:12] <+Eniliad> ...
[15:12] <+GLaDOS> cheesecake
[15:12] <+GLaDOS> chocolate cake
[15:12] <+GLaDOS> chiffon cake
[15:12] <+GLaDOS> coffe cake
[15:12] <+GLaDOS> croqembouche
[15:13] <+Eniliad> um
[15:13] <+GLaDOS> cupcake
[15:13] <+GLaDOS> date and walnut loaf
[15:13] <+GLaDOS> devil's food cake
[15:13] <+GLaDOS> eccles cake
[15:13] <+GLaDOS> fairy cake
[15:13] <+GLaDOS> fruit cake
[15:13] <+GLaDOS> sponge cake
[15:13] <+GLaDOS> Génoise cake
[15:14] <+DarkfireTaimatsu> Cupcakes~  So sweet and tasty~
[15:14] <+GLaDOS> gingerbread
[15:14] <+GLaDOS> gooey butter cake
[15:14] <+GLaDOS> honey cake
[15:14] <+GLaDOS> hot milk cake
[15:14] <+GLaDOS> humming bird cake
[15:14] <+GLaDOS> Ice cream cake
[15:14] <+Eniliad> O.o
[15:14] <+GLaDOS> jaffa cakes
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[15:14] <+GLaDOS> suncake
[15:15] <+GLaDOS> mooncake
[15:15] <+GLaDOS> you'd be a lunatic if you picked that
[15:15] <+Eniliad> LOL
[15:15] <+GLaDOS> pancake
[15:15] <+GLaDOS> panettone
[15:15] <+GLaDOS> petite fours
[15:15] <+Miles11> Hulu has 5 Across the Eyes.
[15:15] <+GLaDOS> pinapple cake
[15:15] <+Miles11> Why would any sane company host that movie.
[15:16] <+DarkfireTaimatsu> Urinal cake?
[15:16] <+Eniliad> I think I broke GlaDOS
[15:16] <+Ghostly_Damen> http://chzschooloffail.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/homework-class-test-publisher-failed-africa-geography-map.jpg
[15:16] <+GLaDOS> queen elizibeth cake
[15:16] == Ghostly_Damen has changed nick to Damen
[15:16] <+GLaDOS> red velvet cake
[15:16] <+GLaDOS> rhubarb cake
[15:16] <+GLaDOS> sachertorte
[15:16] <+GLaDOS> simnel cake
[15:16] <+GLaDOS> spice cake
[15:16] <+GLaDOS> german chocolate cake
[15:17] <+GLaDOS> stack cake
[15:17] <+GLaDOS> tarte tatin
[15:17] <+GLaDOS> teacake
[15:17] <+GLaDOS> tres leches cake
[15:17] <+GLaDOS> vanilla slice
[15:17] <+GLaDOS> vanilla crazy cake
[15:17] <+DarkfireTaimatsu> Three leeches?
[15:17] <+GLaDOS> victoria sponge
[15:17] <+GLaDOS> wedding cake
[15:18] <+GLaDOS> bukkake?
[15:18] <+GLaDOS> your choice
[15:18] <+Eniliad> Ooh, I'll have the bukkake
[15:19] <+Miles11> You forgot rum cake.
[15:20] <+GLaDOS> that's just an ingredient in cake...
[15:20] <+GLaDOS> and we're out of rum
[15:20] <+Miles11> I don't know what to say to that.
[15:20] <+Eniliad> Ugh... why is the rum gone?
[15:20] <+Miles11> It's used commonly in cake?
[15:21] <~Keiro> ... :@
[15:21] <+GLaDOS> yes
[15:22] <+Miles11> O.o
[15:22] <+Miles11> I've only ever had those store-bought 25 cent boxes of cake, so...
[15:22] <+Miles11> >.<
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[15:22] <+Eniliad> In all seriousness... holy shit. That list was epic, AND it killed the chat room xD
[15:23] <+GLaDOS> lol
[15:24] <+GLaDOS> http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/6/7/1/109671_slide.jpg?v=1
[15:24] <+GLaDOS> where I get them
[15:24] <+Eniliad> lol!
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: GLaDOS on January 24, 2012, 04:41:43 pm
[15:39] <+GLaDOS> http://img49.imageshack.us/img49/6137/df8104ab.jpg
[15:40] <~Keiro> >@
[15:40] <+Eniliad> And GlaDOS shatters the mood with a hilarious pic
[15:40] <+Eniliad> I bow to thee, Mistress of Thread Derailment :p
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: SugarfreeJazz on January 24, 2012, 10:20:49 pm
21:19   Paimun   jazzy what's that behind your ear?
21:19   Paimun     pulls out an incest
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Eniliad on January 26, 2012, 10:58:41 pm
[19:57] <+SFJ> Kyana, search for a way to be useful
[19:57] <Kyana> The specified function does not exist.
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Mira on January 26, 2012, 11:56:42 pm
<+SFJ> Kyana, you will vote for Ron Paul
<Kyana> SFJ: It'll only make your life worse, it's no use trying...
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Eniliad on January 27, 2012, 03:20:54 pm
[12:20] <+Lithp> Four people are trying to have a serious conversation about sexual abuse & I'm screaming about dicks.
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Kain on January 27, 2012, 03:39:25 pm
[04:36] <&Shane_for_Wax> voiceless uvular plosives can go away
[04:36] <+Distind> Anyone wanna bet accusing someone of having uvular plosives could get them strip searched by the TSA?
[04:37] <+Alkaline> ROFL
[04:37] <+Paimun> LOL
[04:37] <+Eniliad> LMAO
[04:37] * Damen pokes shy
[04:37] <+Eniliad> How much you wanna bet?
[04:37] <+Alkaline> Distind wins the chat
[04:37] <+Eniliad> Ten thousand dollars?
[04:37] * shy pokes the Damen
[04:37] <+Alkaline> I'd bet 2k myself
[04:37] <+GLaDOS> lol
[04:37] <&Shane_for_Wax> ROFL
[04:37] <+Distind> I may well. I think I'd make some money on the deal
[04:37] <+shy> distind wins the internet
[04:37] <+Alkaline> Not much of a bet, really
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Kain on January 28, 2012, 09:13:03 pm
[10:10] <+SFJ> Beers
[10:10] <+Hades> Sheers
[10:11] <+Alkaline> Clears
[10:11] <+SFJ> well played sir
[10:11] <+Itachirumon> hang on, cache clear
[10:11] <+Eniliad> Cleans
[10:11] <+SFJ> Fears
[10:11] == Itachirumon [webchat@25740DA2.EC7E8F5E.7909B4F5.IP] has left #fstdt []
[10:11] <+Alkaline> Sears
[10:11] <+Hades> Tears
[10:11] == Itachirumon [webchat@25740DA2.EC7E8F5E.7909B4F5.IP] has joined #fstdt
[10:11] == mode/#fstdt [+v Itachirumon] by ChanServ
[10:11] <+Alkaline> Leers
[10:11] <+Itachirumon> there we go
[10:11] <+Hades> Cheers
[10:11] <+Eniliad> Seers
[10:11] <+Alkaline> Hears
[10:11] <+Hades> Rears
[10:11] <+Alkaline> Ears
[10:11] <+SFJ> three musketeers
[10:11] <+SFJ> SNAP
[10:12] <+Hades> Win
[10:12] <+Alkaline> The Final Frontier
[10:12] <+SFJ> Hades is talking about rears
[10:12] <+SFJ> OMG we're still going, that was a good one
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Eniliad on January 28, 2012, 09:38:58 pm
[18:38] <+Eniliad> Kyana, you will submit to me sexually
[18:38] <@Kyana> Eniliad: Definitely that will occurr
[18:38] <%chad_sexington> :D
[18:38] <+Gomer21XX> Kyana, you will give L sex.
[18:38] <@Kyana> Gomer21XX: That will happen.
[18:38] <+Eniliad> BOOM!
[18:38] <+SFJ> XD
[18:38] <+Gomer21XX> =D
[18:38] <%chad_sexington> woohoo
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: GLaDOS on January 28, 2012, 09:45:58 pm
[20:44] <+GLaDOS> Kyana, this statement is false.
[20:44] <@Kyana> I'MNOTLISTENINGI'MNOTLISTENINGI'MNOTLISTENINGI'MNOTLISTENINGI'MNOTLISTENINGI'MNOTLISTENINGI'MNOTLISTENING..
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Lithp on January 28, 2012, 10:44:06 pm
Ooh, was the response script updated?
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Eniliad on January 29, 2012, 03:12:42 pm
Out of NOWHERE...

[12:06] * Damen spooges on Napoleon_the_Clown
[12:06] <&Napoleon_the_Clown> What the hell?
[12:06] * Napoleon_the_Clown stabs Damen in the dick.
[12:06] <+Eniliad> O_O
[12:06] <+Damen> OW!
[12:07] <+Alkaline> O SHIT IT IS ON SON
[12:07] <&Napoleon_the_Clown> Don't fucking spooge on me!
[12:07] * Eniliad films
[12:07] <+Eniliad> FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
[12:07] * Alkaline gets popcorn and soft drink
[12:07] * Damen spooges on Napoleon_the_Clown through his two new cockholes
[12:07] <&Napoleon_the_Clown> :<
[12:07] <+Eniliad> rofl, fountain of spooge
[12:08] * Napoleon_the_Clown cuts Damen's entire dick off and sews it to Kyana's forehead.
[12:08] <+Alkaline> "We are looking for a great knight by the name of 'Luvstospooge'."
[12:08] * Damen spooges on Napoleon_the_Clown from Kyana's forehead
[12:08] <+Eniliad> ROFL
[12:08] <&Napoleon_the_Clown> What the fuck?
[12:08] <+Alkaline> :D
[12:09] * Napoleon_the_Clown cuts Damen's balls off and puts them in the freezer.
[12:09] <&Napoleon_the_Clown> Hah, now you'll have blue balls!
[12:09] <+Alkaline> LOL
[12:10] * Damen showers Napoleon_the_Clown with a cloud of spoogeflakes from Kyana's forehead
[12:10] <+Alkaline> LMAO
[12:11] * Napoleon_the_Clown incinerates Damen
[12:12] * Damen puts the flames out with his spooge before giving Napoleon_the_Clown another dose of spooge
[12:12] <&Napoleon_the_Clown> :|
[12:13] <+Alkaline> loooool
[12:13] <&Napoleon_the_Clown> Fine, I'll just ignore it.
[12:13] * Damen styles Napoleon_the_Clown's hair with spooge
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: TheL on January 29, 2012, 04:07:17 pm
....Wow.  Damen...um...huh.
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: rosenewock21 on January 29, 2012, 04:14:28 pm
Quote from: TheL on January 29, 2012, 04:07:17 pm
....Wow.  Damen...um...huh.

Seconding the sentiment and adding that that is some freaky hate sex they have going on there.
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Aqualung on January 29, 2012, 10:06:06 pm
Quote from: Eniliad on January 29, 2012, 03:12:42 pm
Out of NOWHERE...

[12:06] * Damen spooges on Napoleon_the_Clown
[12:06] <&Napoleon_the_Clown> What the hell?
[12:06] * Napoleon_the_Clown stabs Damen in the dick.
[12:06] <+Eniliad> O_O
[12:06] <+Damen> OW!
[12:07] <+Alkaline> O SHIT IT IS ON SON
[12:07] <&Napoleon_the_Clown> Don't fucking spooge on me!
[12:07] * Eniliad films
[12:07] <+Eniliad> FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
[12:07] * Alkaline gets popcorn and soft drink
[12:07] * Damen spooges on Napoleon_the_Clown through his two new cockholes
[12:07] <&Napoleon_the_Clown> :<
[12:07] <+Eniliad> rofl, fountain of spooge
[12:08] * Napoleon_the_Clown cuts Damen's entire dick off and sews it to Kyana's forehead.
[12:08] <+Alkaline> "We are looking for a great knight by the name of 'Luvstospooge'."
[12:08] * Damen spooges on Napoleon_the_Clown from Kyana's forehead
[12:08] <+Eniliad> ROFL
[12:08] <&Napoleon_the_Clown> What the fuck?
[12:08] <+Alkaline> :D
[12:09] * Napoleon_the_Clown cuts Damen's balls off and puts them in the freezer.
[12:09] <&Napoleon_the_Clown> Hah, now you'll have blue balls!
[12:09] <+Alkaline> LOL
[12:10] * Damen showers Napoleon_the_Clown with a cloud of spoogeflakes from Kyana's forehead
[12:10] <+Alkaline> LMAO
[12:11] * Napoleon_the_Clown incinerates Damen
[12:12] * Damen puts the flames out with his spooge before giving Napoleon_the_Clown another dose of spooge
[12:12] <&Napoleon_the_Clown> :|
[12:13] <+Alkaline> loooool
[12:13] <&Napoleon_the_Clown> Fine, I'll just ignore it.
[12:13] * Damen styles Napoleon_the_Clown's hair with spooge

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/lady_cleo/af5d0b24-37c9-41c8-9523-724c5032b79.jpg)
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Kain on January 29, 2012, 10:06:17 pm
[11:05] == Eniliad has changed nick to Jesus
[11:05] * Jesus incests the world
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Shane for Wax on January 30, 2012, 02:17:24 am
Quote from: Eniliad on January 29, 2012, 03:12:42 pm
Out of NOWHERE...

[12:06] * Damen spooges on Napoleon_the_Clown
[12:06] <&Napoleon_the_Clown> What the hell?
[12:06] * Napoleon_the_Clown stabs Damen in the dick.
[12:06] <+Eniliad> O_O
[12:06] <+Damen> OW!
[12:07] <+Alkaline> O SHIT IT IS ON SON
[12:07] <&Napoleon_the_Clown> Don't fucking spooge on me!
[12:07] * Eniliad films
[12:07] <+Eniliad> FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
[12:07] * Alkaline gets popcorn and soft drink
[12:07] * Damen spooges on Napoleon_the_Clown through his two new cockholes
[12:07] <&Napoleon_the_Clown> :<
[12:07] <+Eniliad> rofl, fountain of spooge
[12:08] * Napoleon_the_Clown cuts Damen's entire dick off and sews it to Kyana's forehead.
[12:08] <+Alkaline> "We are looking for a great knight by the name of 'Luvstospooge'."
[12:08] * Damen spooges on Napoleon_the_Clown from Kyana's forehead
[12:08] <+Eniliad> ROFL
[12:08] <&Napoleon_the_Clown> What the fuck?
[12:08] <+Alkaline> :D
[12:09] * Napoleon_the_Clown cuts Damen's balls off and puts them in the freezer.
[12:09] <&Napoleon_the_Clown> Hah, now you'll have blue balls!
[12:09] <+Alkaline> LOL
[12:10] * Damen showers Napoleon_the_Clown with a cloud of spoogeflakes from Kyana's forehead
[12:10] <+Alkaline> LMAO
[12:11] * Napoleon_the_Clown incinerates Damen
[12:12] * Damen puts the flames out with his spooge before giving Napoleon_the_Clown another dose of spooge
[12:12] <&Napoleon_the_Clown> :|
[12:13] <+Alkaline> loooool
[12:13] <&Napoleon_the_Clown> Fine, I'll just ignore it.
[12:13] * Damen styles Napoleon_the_Clown's hair with spooge

What. The. Hell?

(http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpb3bi1EZS1qj4mo9o1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Napoleon the Clown on January 30, 2012, 03:15:31 am
I think Damen likes me. Like, really likes me. A lot.
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Eniliad on January 30, 2012, 04:16:29 pm
[13:13] * Damen wanders off to watch Spock get horny
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Keiro Dreamwalker on February 03, 2012, 11:24:11 pm
[11:22:45PM] <+Hades> Sex Map is like looking at a horny person's interpretation of Middle Earth
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: TheL on February 04, 2012, 09:28:47 am
Quote from: Keiro Dreamwalker on February 03, 2012, 11:24:11 pm
[11:22:45PM] <+Hades> Sex Map is like looking at a horny person's interpretation of Middle Earth

That sounds...disturbingly right, actually.  Except that there aren't enough jokes about the fact that Sauron has one eye. :P
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Eniliad on February 04, 2012, 07:47:42 pm
[16:46] * SimSim eats Hades' moobs
[16:47] <+SFJ> I wonder how much cinnamon bun porn is out there
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: SugarfreeJazz on February 04, 2012, 07:52:24 pm
18:51   Mantorok   Best thing said at the BBQ last night: I'm not sure I want to wipe my arse with a parade of cocks.
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Hades on February 04, 2012, 08:09:01 pm
20:08   SFJ>   I asked for cinnamon bun porn and got shirtless Newt
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: SugarfreeJazz on February 04, 2012, 09:06:30 pm
20:03   <Hades>   Beef in boots and a beefy bison
20:03   <Mira>   Boots and beef and a beefy bison
20:04   <Gomer21XX>   Bison and boots in a beefy beef!
20:05   <Kradorex>   Bison bosons and boots in beef


Edit:
20:25   Lithp   If someone sticks a penis in my butt, I don't magically sprout a vagina.
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Lithp on February 04, 2012, 09:30:08 pm
[21:28] <+Radiation> Didn't the Romans liked them to as well Mira?
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Eniliad on February 05, 2012, 07:45:12 pm
Quote from: Lithp on February 04, 2012, 09:30:08 pm
[21:28] <+Radiation> Didn't the Romans liked them to as well Mira?

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Lithp on February 05, 2012, 08:02:06 pm
Thank you.
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on February 06, 2012, 02:28:17 am
<B-Man> Which candidate for the GOP nomination is the most vile?
<B-Man> I'm not sure, myself.
<MaybeNever> B-Man, all of them.
<MaybeNever> Each of them is more vile than the last, in some Escherian staircase of insufferability.
<B-Man> Okay, that's going in IRC quotes.

Irrelevant conversation removed.
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: MaybeNever on February 06, 2012, 02:37:14 am
Quote from: Eniliad on February 05, 2012, 07:45:12 pm
Quote from: Lithp on February 04, 2012, 09:30:08 pm
[21:28] <+Radiation> Didn't the Romans liked them to as well Mira?

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

What did you most can't the least? (http://video.adultswim.com/metalocalypse/most-cant-the-least.html)
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: MaybeNever on February 06, 2012, 03:45:40 am
<+syaoranvee> But that's literally how it would go down if it was Bachmann vs. Santorium for the election pick.  She would lose because they would see her as inferior.  If it was anyone else, they would pick her because they represented their values better.
<+MaybeNever> Santorium?
<+Mira> To the Santorium!
<+Mira> OH GOD WHY DID WE COME HERE
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Paimun on February 07, 2012, 01:52:45 am

[01:51:42] (+ JackMann) Someone was telling me that you can tell if a cow is pregnant by punching it.
[01:51:48] (+ JackMann) I reply, "You can do the same test with women."
[01:51:57] (+ JackMann) "If they have a miscarriage afterwards, they were pregnant."
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Shane for Wax on February 07, 2012, 10:24:22 pm
[22:22] <+Shane_for_Gaming> my tit itches
[22:22] <+Alkaline> lol
[22:22] <+Radiation> lol
[22:23] <+Eniliad> ...interesting
[22:23] <+Alkaline> >that feel when you're itching while you're driving
[22:23] <+Alkaline> allofmyrage.jpg
[22:23] <+Eniliad> Ugh, I hate when I'm driving, and I get a massive itch in my balls
[22:23] <+Eniliad> So I get to a stoplight and scratch it
[22:23] <+Eniliad> And I look over and see a shitload of kids staring down from a bus
[22:23] <+Alkaline> lolololol
[22:24] <+Eniliad> I have had that happen. Thank goodness I don't live there where it happened. O.o
[22:24] <+Eniliad> I felt like such a fucking pervert
[22:24] <+Radiation> I hate when I'm in class and I have to itch down there
[22:25] <+Paimun> Eniliad
[22:25] <+Paimun> see
[22:25] <+Alkaline> Interesting
[22:25] <+Paimun> that's the point where I'd whip out my dick
[22:25] <+Eniliad> How are you not in prison
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Otend on February 07, 2012, 10:41:02 pm
[21:38:16] <+Shane_for_Gaming> My private bits smell of sunshine and rainbows.
[21:38:29] <+Shane_for_Gaming> Thanks very much for asking.
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: TheL on February 08, 2012, 05:53:32 pm
Do dogs even have gender identity?

   <The_L|crochet>   i am easily distracted by shinies at the fabric store

   <Eniliad>   SHinies
   SHINIES

   <The_L|crochet>   Went in for a bias-tape maker, came home with hot pink yarn and a crochet hook

   <Shane_for_Wax>   shiniesss

   <Shane_for_Wax>   I always got distracted by the different buttons and stuff

   <The_L|crochet>   So, to get back into practice, I am making a doll hat.

   <Shane_for_Wax>   Doll hat!
   You should make a little hat for Angel.

   <The_L|crochet>   Angel wouldn't look good in pink. Also, he is a boy dog.
   And gets called "she" quite enough as it is without a pink hat

   <Shane_for_Wax>   Your dog is a genderqueer dog!
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Kain on February 11, 2012, 08:03:12 pm
[08:59] <+Eniliad> Indeed
[08:59] <~Keiro> That's an interesting response, Kyana.
[08:59] <+Gomer21XX> Kyana, give L some oral.
[08:59] <Kyana> ?SYNTAX ERROR
[08:59] <+Gomer21XX> D=
[09:00] <+Eniliad> Kyana, you will go down on The_L
[09:00] <Kyana> Eniliad: [insert 102 page response on why that's a bad idea here]
[09:00] <+Alkaline> LOL
[09:00] <+Eniliad> Oh come on
[09:00] <+Eniliad> you said that already
[09:00] <+Gomer21XX> o.O
[09:00] <+Eniliad> Kyana, you will go down on The_L
[09:00] <Kyana> Eniliad: [insert 102 page response on why that's a bad idea here]
[09:00] <+Eniliad> Kyana, you will go down on The_L
[09:00] <Kyana> Eniliad: [insert 102 page response on why that's a bad idea here]
[09:00] <+Eniliad> Kyana, you will go down on The_L
[09:00] <Kyana> Eniliad: Go ahead, see what happens.
[09:00] <+Eniliad> Kyana, you will go down on The_L
[09:00] <Kyana> Eniliad: I suggest you give up and get the cake my friend GLaDOS has for you.
[09:00] <+Alkaline> hahahahaha
[09:00] <+Eniliad> ...
[09:00] <+The_L> o.o
[09:00] <+Alkaline> Kyana, you suck.
[09:00] <Kyana> What do you think *YOU'RE* doing?.
[09:00] <+Alkaline> Telling you that you suck, Kyana.
[09:00] <+The_L> rofl
[09:00] * Gomer21XX pushes Kyana's face between L's legs! =D
[09:01] <~Keiro> ... This should be interesting.
[09:01] <+Eniliad> Kyana, you will lick L
[09:01] <+Alkaline> >no response
[09:01] <Kyana> Eniliad: Go ahead, see what happens.
[09:01] <+The_L> Alkaline is apparently sucking
[09:01] <+Eniliad> No, you
[09:01] <+The_L> ...I've never gotten head from a robot before
[09:01] <+Alkaline> The_L: fap
[09:01] <+Eniliad> Kyana, you will eat out L
[09:01] <Kyana> Eniliad: That will happen and will result in failiure.
[09:01] <+Gomer21XX> Neither have I.
[09:01] <+Eniliad> hahaha
[09:01] <+Gomer21XX> XD
[09:01] <+The_L> lol
[09:01] <+Eniliad> I will take kyana, from behind
[09:01] <Kyana> Eniliad: That will happen.
[09:01] <+Eniliad> BOOM
[09:02] <+Gomer21XX> Kyana, you will give everyone in the chat head.
[09:02] <Kyana> Gomer21XX: There will be much failiure. Now rub your face all over it.
[09:02] <+Otend> ...
[09:02] <+Otend> wat
[09:02] <+Eniliad> lmfao
[09:02] <+Gomer21XX> XD
[09:02] * Gomer21XX breaks! XD
[09:02] * Keiro chuckles.
[09:02] <+Eniliad> Kyana, you will grow a penis and fuck us all
[09:02] <Kyana> Eniliad: Definitely that will occurr
[09:02] <Kyana> ?SYNTAX ERROR
[09:02] <+Eniliad> I'm quite frightened
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Shane for Wax on February 11, 2012, 11:34:16 pm
[23:32] <+Shano> 4. Who, in 1948, became the first Prime Minister of Israel?
[23:33] <+Radiation> I suck at history
[23:33] <+JamaicanJesus> bumfuck mcgee
[23:33] <+Shane_for_MassEffect> yo gabba gabba
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: GLaDOS on February 12, 2012, 01:21:44 pm
[12:05] <+GLaDOS> So, what do you think, troll or real?
[12:06] <+Shane_for_Wax> ...are you... are you psychic?
[12:06] <+GLaDOS> lol
[12:06] <+Alkaline> lawl
[12:06] <+Shane_for_Wax> [13:01] <+Shane_for_Wax> looks like Glados found evidence the death of LHM is a fake. [13:04] *** GLaDOS has joined #fstdt
[12:06] <+Alkaline> idgaf either way tbh
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Shane for Wax on February 12, 2012, 10:35:31 pm
And the award for most oblivious person:

+Shano:   4. In 1829 Asaph Hall, astronomer, discovered the moons of Mars, Phobos and---------- , born.
+Paimun:   ._.
+Paimun:   that's nuts
+Shane_for_Wax:   Deimos
+Shano:   Current Round: Eniliad-6 Shane_for_Wax-3 one-shot-2
+Shano:   Winner: Sergeant Shane_for_Wax Answer: deimos Time: 5.632 Streak: 1 Points: 39 WPM: 12 Rank: 3rd
+Miles11:   Deimos.
+Shane_for_Wax:   YAY
+Miles11:   ...
+Deimos-:   me: oh god fucking damnit, what the fuck is up with these friggin cobwebs. Cant leave the fuckin room for 5 minutes without some goddamn cunt spider making a fuckin web

Later...
[22:33] <+Shano> 5. Aussie Slang: Cactus?
[22:33] <+Miles11> That's not a phrase of anything.
[22:33] <+Itachirumon> Penis
[22:33] <+Shane_for_Wax> PENIS
[22:33] <+Eniliad> PENIS
[22:33] <+Shane_for_Wax> COCK
[22:33] <+Shane_for_Wax> DEIMOS
[22:33] <+Eniliad> beard
[22:33] <+one-shot> dick
[22:33] <+Deimos-> D:
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Kain on February 13, 2012, 12:29:52 am

[13:28] <+syaoranvee> honk
[13:28] <+syaoranvee> HONK
[13:28] <+Radiation> great now I can't get more cigarettes becauswe all the stores are closed
[13:28] <+Alkaline> honk if you're horny
[13:28] <+Radiation> onk
[13:28] * Deimos- honks
[13:28] <+Radiation> honk
[13:28] <+Alkaline> honk
[13:28] <+Shane_for_Wax> Quack
[13:28] <+Radiation> bark
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Shane for Wax on February 13, 2012, 09:42:22 pm
[21:39] <+Shano> 18. Who invented the aerosol?
[21:39] <+Alkaline> :P
[21:39] <+Shane_for_Wax> my dog
[21:40] <+Alkaline> YOUR MUM
[21:40] <+Eniliad> Mr. Aero
[21:40] <+one-shot> conservatives
[21:40] <+Miles11> Mr. Clean.
[21:40] <+Shane_for_Wax> MR. SPARKLE
[21:40] <+Eniliad> Edward Cullen
[21:40] <+Shano> Here's your 1st hint, e*** r******
[21:40] <+Shane_for_Wax> XD
[21:40] <+Alkaline> Mr. Squiggle
[21:40] <+Miles11> Who is people who love Global Warming?
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Kain on February 13, 2012, 09:53:25 pm
[10:52] <+Shano> 8. Who is the lead singer of the group yes?
[10:52] <+Eniliad> No
[10:52] <+Shane_for_Wax> ...
[10:52] <+Shane_for_Wax> MAYBE
[10:52] <+carien> maybe
[10:52] <+Alkaline> LOL
[10:52] <+Miles11> Maybe
[10:52] <+carien> :D
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Kain on February 13, 2012, 09:54:45 pm
[10:53] <+Shano> Here's your 1st hint, b****
[10:54] <+Eniliad> Barne
[10:54] <+carien> barny
[10:54] <+Alkaline> Bitch
[10:54] <+Miles11> Bitch?
[10:54] <+one-shot> butthurt
[10:54] <+Miles11> Bitch.
[10:54] <+Eniliad> Butts
[10:54] <+Itachirumon> Bob
[10:54] <+Alkaline> Rofl
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Shane for Wax on February 13, 2012, 09:56:28 pm
[21:54] <+Shano> 10. 2a What name is given to the 1913 show of artists' work in New York, which is often regarded as the beginning of public interest in progressive art in the U.S.A.
[21:54] <+Alkaline> DICK
[21:54] <+Shane_for_Wax> rent
[21:54] <+one-shot> suck
[21:54] <+Miles11> 2a?
[21:54] <+one-shot> er
[21:54] <+Shane_for_Wax> FAG
[21:54] <+Itachirumon> Woodstock 2.0
[21:54] <+Eniliad> 18:54] <+Eniliad> Brian
[21:54] <+Eniliad> [18:54] <+Zachski> Brian
[21:55] <+Alkaline> LOL
[21:55] <+Eniliad> So there
[21:55] <+Itachirumon> The woodstockening
[21:55] <+Shano> Here's your 1st hint, t** a***** s***
[21:55] <+Eniliad> The After Shock
[21:55] <+carien> the artist show
[21:55] <+one-shot> the artwork show
[21:55] <+Shano> Here's your 2nd hint, th* ar**** sh**
[21:55] <+Shane_for_Wax> the artists show
[21:55] <+Eniliad> the argon show
[21:55] <+one-shot> the artist show
[21:55] <+Alkaline> Seriously?
[21:55] <+Shane_for_Wax> what
[21:55] <+Eniliad> the artisan show
[21:55] <+Shane_for_Wax> the hell
[21:55] <+Eniliad> the arrest show
[21:55] <+one-shot> the artists show
[21:55] <+Zachski> the artist show
[21:55] <+carien> what the mew
[21:55] <+Shane_for_Wax> lmfao
[21:55] <+Zachski> wat is this bullcrap
[21:55] <+Shano> Time's up! The answer was: the armory show
[21:55] <+Zachski> WAT
[21:55] <+Miles11> wat the wat
[21:55] <+carien> ...
[21:55] <+carien> wat
[21:55] <+Zachski> WAAAT
[21:55] <+Miles11> ...
[21:55] <+Shane_for_Wax> OF COURSE IT WAS
[21:55] <+one-shot> meow
[21:55] <+Miles11> AHAHAHAHAH!
[21:55] <+Alkaline> The fuck
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Kain on February 13, 2012, 10:03:29 pm
[11:02] <+Shano> Here's your 1st hint, br******
[11:02] <+Eniliad> bromide
[11:02] <+one-shot> in the deep south, we didn't hear about evolution in school
[11:02] <+Eniliad> brofist
[11:02] <+Miles11> Broski
[11:02] <+Alkaline> brotato
[11:02] <+Eniliad> bowski
[11:02] <+Shano> Here's your 2nd hint, broc****
[11:02] <+Eniliad> broccoli
[11:02] <+Zachski> broccoli
[11:02] <+Shano> Winner: Lieutenant Eniliad Answer: broccoli Time: 39.218 Streak: 1 Points: 176 WPM: 2 Rank: 2nd
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Eniliad on February 14, 2012, 01:06:48 am
[22:06] <+Miles11> I ain't stuffing babies in my ass O.o
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Kain on February 14, 2012, 05:08:25 am
[18:04] <+Alkaline> lol
[18:05] <+Shane_for_Wax> http://www.amazon.com/Book-Sith-Secrets-Dark-Vault/dp/1612182615/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1329209782&sr=8-1 TALK ME OUT OF IT
[18:05] <+Shane_for_Wax> I DON'T NEED IT.
[18:05] <+Shane_for_Wax> I DON'T.
[18:05] <+Shane_for_Wax> At all!
[18:05] <+Shane_for_Wax> But I waaaaant iiiiiit
[18:05] <+Alkaline> get it get it get it get it get it get it get it get it get it get it get it get it get it get it get it get it get it get it get it get it get it get it get it get it get it get it
[18:05] <+Eniliad> Holy fuck is that a Sith Holocron???
[18:06] <+Eniliad> Dude that's fucking awesome!
[18:06] <+Eniliad> Er...
[18:06] <+Eniliad> We just did the opposite of what you watned
[18:06] <+Eniliad> Sorry :x
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Kain on February 14, 2012, 05:32:34 am
[18:32] <+DarkfireTiramisu> Ctrl-Alk-Delete.
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Eniliad on February 14, 2012, 04:04:35 pm
[13:02] <+Eniliad> DAILY SHOW IS BACK??
[13:02] <+Eniliad> WOOOHOOOO
[13:03] * Eniliad is watching last night's Daily Show now. If your name isn't Krad, don't bother me :3
[13:03] <+Otend> Eniliad
[13:03] <+Otend> hey
[13:03] <+Otend> I'm bothering you
[13:03] * SimSim pokes Eniliad
[13:03] * Shane_for_Wax pokes Eniliad with a dildo.
[13:04] <+Otend> we're all bothering you now
[13:04] <+Otend> :>
[13:04] <+Shane_for_Wax> ;D
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Eniliad on February 14, 2012, 10:28:30 pm
After successfully executing the command 4 times:

[19:23] <+Eniliad> Kyana, sex moment
[19:23] <Kyana> Spectacular. You have successfully learnedhow to spam a channel.
[19:23] <+Eniliad> ...
[19:23] <+Eymber> LMFAO.
[19:23] <+Radiation> Kyana sex moment
[19:23] <~KeiroD> LMFAO
[19:23] <+Razlo> Kyana is the system
[19:23] <+Eniliad> LMAO
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Shane for Wax on February 15, 2012, 12:11:58 am
[00:11] <Shano> 13. UnScramble this Word: h t h o a p g p r o?
[00:11] <Shano> Here's your hint, answer space: **********
[00:11] <The_L> goatprobe
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: TheL on February 15, 2012, 10:03:52 am
Quote from: Shane for Wax on February 15, 2012, 12:11:58 am
[00:11] <Shano> 13. UnScramble this Word: h t h o a p g p r o?
[00:11] <Shano> Here's your hint, answer space: **********
[00:11] <The_L> goatprobe

Does it redeem me in any way if I meant for that to say "goatphobe?"
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Shane for Wax on February 15, 2012, 03:37:40 pm
Well you can try, love. :P
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: TheL on February 15, 2012, 09:08:04 pm
Shano   14. Useless Trivia: Cattle are the only mammals that are retro-mingent (they pee---------- ).
   Here's your hint, answer space: *********
   The_L   bacteria
   Shane_for_Wax   standing
   Eniliad   sleeping
   The_L   LIVE RATS
   Shane_for_Wax   LOL
   Shano   Here's your 1st hint, b****ar*s
   Eniliad   JIzzzzm
   Shane_for_Wax   swimming
   ...
   what
   Eniliad   bacterials
   Shano   Here's your 2nd hint, ba***ards
   The_L   bastards
   Eniliad   bastards
   Shane_for_Wax   bastards
   one-shot   bastards
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: one-shot on February 16, 2012, 10:24:48 pm
Quote from: TheL on February 15, 2012, 09:08:04 pm
Shano   14. Useless Trivia: Cattle are the only mammals that are retro-mingent (they pee---------- ).
   Here's your hint, answer space: *********
   The_L   bacteria
   Shane_for_Wax   standing
   Eniliad   sleeping
   The_L   LIVE RATS
   Shane_for_Wax   LOL
   Shano   Here's your 1st hint, b****ar*s
   Eniliad   JIzzzzm
   Shane_for_Wax   swimming
   ...
   what
   Eniliad   bacterials
   Shano   Here's your 2nd hint, ba***ards
   The_L   bastards
   Eniliad   bastards
   Shane_for_Wax   bastards
   one-shot   bastards

It's great how we were all thinking the same thing there.
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Shane for Wax on February 16, 2012, 10:27:58 pm
It's even better because 1) It doesn't make sense 2) there weren't enough letters and 3) we were more wrong than we could ever be.
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Eniliad on February 17, 2012, 04:04:29 pm
[13:03] <+Deimos-> jizz is awesome, but i would prefer it not....foul
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Kain on February 18, 2012, 04:53:53 am
[17:52] <+Shane_for_Wax> My come smells good tonight.
[17:52] <+Shane_for_Wax> i mean.
[17:52] <+Shane_for_Wax> you didn't read that.
[17:52] <+Shane_for_Wax> >_>
[17:52] <+Shane_for_Wax> DELETE
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Eniliad on February 18, 2012, 04:57:42 am
[01:52] <+Shane_for_Wax> My come smells good tonight.
[01:52] <+Shane_for_Wax> i mean.
[01:53] <+Shane_for_Wax> you didn't read that.
[01:53] <+Shane_for_Wax> >_>
[01:53] <+Shane_for_Wax> DELETE
[01:53] <+Eniliad> So... Alkaline...
[01:53] <+Eniliad> ...how about them Giants?
[01:53] <+Alkaline> Yes?
[01:53] <+Shane_for_Wax> XD
[01:53] <+Eniliad> They're sure...
[01:53] <+Eniliad> ...giant...
[01:53] <+Eniliad> And um...
[01:53] <+Alkaline> ...Yeah
[01:54] <+Alkaline> ...Certainly
[01:54] <+Alkaline> >_>
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Shane for Wax on February 18, 2012, 05:35:42 am
[05:24] <+Zachski> You've been playing too much Skyrim, Miles.  You need to Stop Skyrim so much Skyrim.  Skyrim you'll Skyrim Skyrim.
[05:24] <+Alkaline> wat
[05:24] <+Zachski> Skyrim.
[05:24] * +Miles11 hugs Zachski.
[05:24] * +Zachski hugs Miles
[05:24] <+DarkfireTaimatsu> Hraesvelgr?
[05:26] <+Miles11> I have but one word to say.
[05:26] <+Miles11> He may be offended, or he may laugh.
[05:26] <+Miles11> Shy.
[05:26] <+Alkaline> inb4 skyrim
[05:26] <+Zachski> Shyrim
[05:26] <+Miles11> ...Shyrim.
[05:26] <+Miles11> That would be horrible O.o
[05:26] <+Alkaline> Rofl
[05:27] <+Alkaline> Is he here now?
[05:28] <+Miles11> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17xZZClNWYY&feature=related
[05:28] <+Miles11> I win.
[05:28] <+Shane_for_Wax> why are you rimming my brother?
[05:28] <+Miles11> Because his dungeons hold magic treasures.
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Eniliad on February 18, 2012, 06:02:42 pm
OMG Miles. O.o
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Eniliad on February 20, 2012, 01:10:00 am
[22:09] <+The_Master> Siraj: What have I told you about swallowing?
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Shane for Wax on February 21, 2012, 11:16:54 am
[11:11] <+Askold> Story time!
[11:11] <+Askold> Granpa once called a repairman to fix his TV, the repairman said that he is gonna finish eating and then come right over,
[11:12] <+Askold> Since granpa has alway been a bit hasty he put the tv on the dinner table, opened it up, and then brewed some coffee and waited for the guy to come over.
[11:13] <+Askold> This was 30 years ago and there has not been any sign of the repairman,
[11:13] <+Askold> We assume that he was VERY hungry.
[11:13] <+Distind> ...
[11:14] <+Askold> What?
[11:14] * +Shane_for_Wax dies laughing.
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: chad sexington on February 22, 2012, 05:38:59 am
If the tv is still on the table, in pieces, that would be so awesome.
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Eniliad on February 22, 2012, 02:28:49 pm
(NSFW warning)

<Paimun> the only time archlinux even noticed I existed was when i started bitching
<Paimun> and then they complained it was my fault
<Paimun> because "no one uses MATE"
<Paimun> in a channel of 900 people
<Alkaline> wat
<Paimun> http://i.imgur.com/rgJjc
<Paimun> if anyone wants to look at the screencap I took
<Paimun> the problem is I select custom application but can't actually enter in a command
<Paimun> ...that's not the right link wtf
<Paimun> http://i.imgur.com/rgJjc.png
<Eniliad> I can see why
<Eniliad> oh
<Eniliad> ...
<Eniliad> Yeah, boobs don't have a custom interface
<Paimun> http://i.imgur.com/rgJjC.png
<Paimun> that's better
<Paimun> imgur is very case sensitive
<Paimun> c is porn, C is linux
<Paimun> >__>
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: TheL on February 24, 2012, 04:35:21 pm
Damen forwarded me this. I am smug and mildly disturbed.

09:00 *** Damen joined #fstdt
09:00 +++ ChanServ has given voice to Damen
09:01 Damen: I AM NOT HORNY!
09:01 Keiro: o_o;
09:01 Keiro: ... Okay?
09:01 Keiro: xD
09:02 Damen snuggles The_L and grins
09:02 Damen: Not being horny pleases me.
09:02 Keiro: You are, now.
09:02 Keiro: <_<
09:02 Keiro: ...
09:02 Keiro: lol
09:02 Keiro wanders off, laughing his ass off.
09:02 Damen: And now you know why I'm not horny. :D
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Shane for Wax on February 24, 2012, 05:19:22 pm
[17:06] <+Eniliad> ...which is why I might have to be on the phone with MS xD
[17:06] <+Eniliad> Ah well
[17:06] * +Eniliad takes a breath and dives in
[17:06] *** Eniliad has quit IRC: Quit: A day without sunshine is like .... night
[17:07] <+Miles11> Madame Scarlet?
[17:10] <+Shane_for_Wax> Multiple Sclerosis?
[17:13] <+Gomer21XX> Mister Sandman?
[17:14] <+Alkaline> Munchausen syndrome?
[17:14] <+disgruntledbrigadier> mad sheep?
[17:15] <+Shane_for_Wax> M-m-m-m-my Sharona.
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Eniliad on February 24, 2012, 08:18:42 pm
WTF you guys :P

<Wykked_Wytch> THIS AIN'T NAZI MEXICO
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Eniliad on February 24, 2012, 08:33:06 pm
<Zachski1> ಠ_ಠ
<Eniliad> ಠ_ಠ
<Keiro> ...
<Keiro> ಠ_ಠ
<Alkaline> ಠ_ಠ
<Eniliad> ಠ_ಠ
<Alkaline> ಠ_ಠ
<Eniliad> ಠ_ಠ
<Keiro> ಠ_ಠ
<syaoranvee> I just burnt down this village in minecraft.
<Alkaline> ಠ_ಠ
<Eniliad> ಠ_ಠ
<Keiro> ಠ_ಠ
<Wykked_Wytch> I know
<Eniliad> ಠ_ಠ
<Alkaline> ಠ_ಠ
<Alkaline> ಠ_ಠ
<syaoranvee> Wonder if pigpeople feel pain.
<Keiro> ಠ_ಠ
<Eniliad> ಠ_ಠ
<Alkaline> ಠ_ಠ
<Keiro> ಠ_ಠ
<Eniliad> ಠ_ಠ
* Keiro cracks up laughing.
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Kain on February 24, 2012, 08:33:27 pm
Beat me to it, you bastard. :D
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Eniliad on February 26, 2012, 03:11:15 am
[00:09] <+Eniliad> KILLING PEOPLE ISN'T NICE!
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Eniliad on February 26, 2012, 05:02:35 am
[01:56] <+DrMann> Razlo!
[01:56] == DrMann has changed nick to JackMann
[01:56] <+Razlo> What
[01:56] <+JackMann> I've just returned from the future.
[01:56] <+JackMann> And I brought you something.
[01:57] * JackMann hands Razlo a box.
[01:58] <+JackMann> It contains your organs.
[01:59] == JackMannTimeTraveler [b45e5402@hmask-C6F55A42.mibbit.com] has joined #fstdt
[01:59] == mode/#fstdt [+v JackMannTimeTraveler] by ChanServ
[02:00] * JackMannTimeTraveler appears in a blast of tachyons.
[02:00] * JackMannTimeTraveler steals Razlo's organs.
[02:00] * JackMannTimeTraveler vanishes back into the aether.
[02:00] == JackMannTimeTraveler [b45e5402@hmask-C6F55A42.mibbit.com] has left #fstdt []
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Eniliad on February 26, 2012, 05:59:33 pm
<Shane_for_Grr> Oh yay. My karma went up 4 points by posting John's doodle.
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Shane for Wax on February 27, 2012, 02:04:03 am
[01:59] <+Shane_for_Grr> "What's another word for "gleaming"? It's a perfectly perfect word as many words go but the bother is nothing rhymes, you see." Steaming
[01:59] <+Shane_for_Grr> beaming
[01:59] <+Shane_for_Grr> reaming
[01:59] <+Shane_for_Grr> dreaming
[02:00] <+Shane_for_Grr> THERE ARE MANY WORDS THAT RHYME WITH IT.
[02:00] <+WorldTradeCenter> streaming?
[02:01] <+DarkfireTaimatsu> Screaming~
[02:01] <+Eniliad> creaming
[02:01] <+Eniliad> Teeming
[02:01] <+Eniliad> Seeming
[02:01] <+Eniliad> Screaming
[02:01] <+Eniliad> Scheming
[02:01] <+Eniliad> Redeeming
[02:01] <+Eniliad> deeming
[02:02] <+Eniliad> *-ing
[02:02] <+DarkfireTaimatsu> Meme-ing.
[02:02] <+WorldTradeCenter> ara heeming
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Paimun on February 27, 2012, 03:05:48 am
<Eniliad> Pick em up and check their genitals
<Eniliad> If they let you, they're into you
<Paimun> Eniliad I don't normally check to see if my pets are in to me
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Eniliad on February 27, 2012, 03:50:55 pm
<Randomwolf> brb wood
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Eniliad on February 27, 2012, 05:38:17 pm
* syaoranvee (44ca6b03@hmask-C6F55A42.mibbit.com) has joined #fstdt
* ChanServ gives voice to syaoranvee
* Eniliad challenges vee to a duel of slapping with fish
* syaoranvee puts on a rubber glove and grabs an electric eel as his weapon
* Eniliad dons rubber gloves and chooses Stingray!
* Eniliad stands back to back with vee, fish drawn and flopping
* syaoranvee starts walking the 20 paces
* Eniliad walks 20
* syaoranvee turns around and throws the eel
* Eniliad rolls Acrobatics to dodge!
<Eniliad> *roll* 12
* Deimos1 (yaaic@13E9C8D6.62EBE74A.CD495144.IP) has joined #fstdt
* ChanServ gives voice to Deimos1
* Eniliad is grazed by the eel!
* Eniliad spazzes and hurls the stingray at vee!
<Deimos1> just had my first lecture in neurophysiology
<Deimos1> I'm back where I belong <3
<Eniliad> Awesome :D
* syaoranvee catches it by the stinger between his two fingers before it stabs him
* Eniliad picks up the eel
* Eniliad charges at vee screaming a war cry!
<Eniliad> "FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISH"
* syaoranvee waits for him to run closer and then points the stinger out toward him
<Deimos1> now I have to wait 4 hours till my next class
* Eniliad dive-rolls with the eel toward vee's legs!
* syaoranvee jumps!
* Eniliad throws the eel upwards at vee's crotch!
* syaoranvee throws the stingray at the eel to intercept!
<Eniliad> The fish collide with a wet FLORP!
* Eniliad rolls out of the way!
<DarkfireTaimatsu> Friggin' eels. They show up in dream sequences that somehow make it onto the cover.
* syaoranvee grabs both the eel and the stingray
<Eniliad> Oh fuck
* Eniliad gets up to grapple with the fish!
* syaoranvee throws the eel at Tai who's in the audience!
* syaoranvee begins to attempt to fence with the stingray at Eniliad!
* Eniliad rolls to dodge!
<Eniliad> *1*
<Eniliad> ...
* Eniliad is hit in the neck!
* Eniliad is paralyzed!
* Eniliad dies middle finger outstretched
<Eniliad> gg
* syaoranvee takes a bow
<Eniliad> Let nobody say again #fstdt is nothing but Linux, posting mainpage quotes, and furry porn
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: TheL on February 28, 2012, 04:27:54 pm
...I missed the furry porn?
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Shane for Wax on February 28, 2012, 05:07:23 pm
Quote from: TheL on February 28, 2012, 04:27:54 pm
...I missed the furry porn?

You miss lots of things, hun.


[17:05] <+Miles11> My father is also of the belief that I should have tried things with a girl first.
[17:05] <+Alkaline> Rofl
[17:05] <+Shane_for_Editing> Try sticking a girl up your pooper, miles.
[17:05] <+Alkaline> Like that's gonna end well
[17:05] <+Eniliad> LMAO
[17:05] <+Alkaline> LOL Shane
[17:05] <+Miles11> Randomwolf, that's one of the reasons why I waited a full year to tell either of them about Eric.
[17:05] <+Miles11> Also, Shane, be careful what you wish for.
[17:05] * +Shane_for_Editing shrugs
[17:05] <+Randomwolf> yeah, and o.o
[17:05] <+Alkaline> hahahahaha
[17:06] <+Eniliad> xD
[17:06] <+Eniliad> Why not
[17:06] <+Eniliad> You've tried everything else :P
[17:06] <+Alkaline> :D
[17:07] * +Shane_for_Editing didn't know if maybe Miles stuck a barbie doll up there.
[17:07] <+Randomwolf> O_O
[17:07] <+Alkaline> O_O
[17:07] <+Miles11> I have, once, actually. Just the leg though.
[17:07] <+Eniliad> O_O
[17:07] <+Randomwolf> ..damn that emoticon makes me laugh, at least with that font
[17:07] <+Otend> O_O
[17:07] <+Shane_for_Editing> XD
[17:07] <+Alkaline> O_O
[17:07] <+Eniliad> I fucking knew it
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Igor on February 28, 2012, 08:13:34 pm
[20:10] <~Keiro> Get your mind out of the gutter, boah.
[20:10] <+Eniliad> I just went on for five minutes about Alkaline humping furniture
[20:10] <+Eniliad> Also, I haven't got my mind out of the gutter since I was 13
[20:11] <+Alkaline> That late?
[20:11] <+Radiation> my mind is always in the gutter
[20:11] <+Eniliad> Well, started at 10
[20:11] <+Alkaline> I've had it in the gutter for far longer
[20:11] <+Eniliad> But I used to be able to get it out
[20:11] <+Eniliad> Now it's stuck that way
[20:11] <+Randomwolf> My mind has a timeshare in the gutter
[20:11] <+Randomwolf> just for the warmer months
[20:11] <+Eniliad> My mind owns a gutter-building and rents to other perverts
[20:12] <+Randomwolf> must turn quite a profit
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Ranger_Joe on February 29, 2012, 10:29:58 am
Quote from: Eniliad on February 24, 2012, 08:18:42 pm
WTF you guys :P

<Wykked_Wytch> THIS AIN'T NAZI MEXICO

Clearly, Wykked is one of Rukka's Nukkas. Like myself.
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Eniliad on February 29, 2012, 02:55:06 pm
[11:53] == Zachski [Zachski@hmask-D560F42.dhcp.stpt.wi.charter.com] has joined #fstdt
[11:53] == mode/#fstdt [+v Zachski] by ChanServ
[11:53] <+Eniliad> WE NEED TO REVERSE THE VAGINA POLARITY CAPN

(I just can't help but wonder what he was thinking...)
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on February 29, 2012, 05:53:00 pm
Quote from: Ranger_Joe on February 29, 2012, 10:29:58 am
Quote from: Eniliad on February 24, 2012, 08:18:42 pm
WTF you guys :P

<Wykked_Wytch> THIS AIN'T NAZI MEXICO

Clearly, Wykked is one of Rukka's Nukkas. Like myself.

FUCK YEAH! High-five! :D
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Radiation on February 29, 2012, 08:39:45 pm
[20:36] <+Radiation> also flaming sword pointed at his genitals? Damn that some kinky shit
[20:36] <+itachirumon> I think that's probably a warning against using that thing further
[20:37] <+itachirumon> "have another baby, I'll cut it off, you're damn right you're getting a vasectomy"
[20:37] <+Alkaline> rofl
[20:37] <+The_L> o.o
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Eniliad on March 01, 2012, 05:28:22 am
<Kradorex> The problem with Windows is its resource abuse
<Eniliad> "Abuse" fails to adequately describe the raping of my memory, the pimp-slapping of my CPU resources, and general desire to make shit lock up on a whim
<Eniliad> that I just experienced :P
* Eniliad cradles his crying hardware 'It's ok now... it's all over.'
<Briste`Gaiscioch> ...
* Briste`Gaiscioch is amused by the image of Eniliad doing exactly that.
<Eniliad> I love my machine D:
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Shane for Wax on March 02, 2012, 04:54:40 am
[04:52] <+DarkfireTaimatsu> Oh god, the eyes on these Peeps are horrifyingly misplaced.
[04:53] <+DarkfireTaimatsu> Chickens should not be staring at me with their necks.
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Søren on March 02, 2012, 06:47:36 pm
Eniliad   Also, opting into the HTML5 trial semens to have made the videos load 4x as fast
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: TheL on March 02, 2012, 08:50:11 pm
Semen does that?



What_the_Futhark   ...We all need lives.
   Deimos   herpa
   The_L   indeed
   Deimos   derp
   The_L   Where can I get one?
   Eniliad   I saved mine at the last checkpoint
   Alkaline   Just after my brother's birthday
   Eniliad   So if I die I can respawn
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Eniliad on March 02, 2012, 10:13:15 pm
<Deimos> oh wait no, we've tried to once, but mum called me because there was a huge dog thing happening at my house
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Eniliad on March 04, 2012, 11:51:33 pm
* Ituralde (Ituralde@hmask-40CC7893.lsanca.fios.verizon.net) has joined #fstdt
* ChanServ gives voice to Ituralde
* Kradorex sees hostname
<Kradorex> stable connectivity I see
* Ituralde has quit (Connection reset by peer)
* Ituralde (Ituralde@hmask-40CC7893.lsanca.fios.verizon.net) has joined #fstdt
* ChanServ gives voice to Ituralde
<Kradorex> ..
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Radiation on March 06, 2012, 08:55:16 pm
0[20:53] <+Deimos1> that little motherfucker is raping my corpse!
[20:53] <+Deimos1> asshole
[20:53] <+Deimos1> now I'm pissed
[20:53] <~Kradorex> This one, screenshotted from somewhere rather
[20:53] <+Eniliad> ...
[20:53] <%Radiation> Hey JJ, gues what my mom is gone
[20:53] <+Deimos1> his dick is messing up my stitching
[20:53] <+Shane_for_Wax> ... well that's something you don't hear everyday...
[20:53] <%Radiation> O.o
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Damen on March 07, 2012, 04:09:20 pm
15:05   Deimos1:   me *picks up the phone* hello *** pathology clinic tom speaking. guy: what tests do you have for gays. me:...pardon? guy: do you have any test to see if someone is really gay. me: uh...no. guy: do you at least have some sort of drug. me: sir, this is more of a psychology issue, not a....pathological issue. guy: for fucks sake I thought you guys were scientists! *hangs up*
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Kain on March 08, 2012, 10:37:30 pm
[11:36] <+Paimun> Eniliad I'd rather you make the networkmanager connection editor work right
[11:36] <+Paimun> than waffles
[11:36] <+Paimun> unless waffles will fix it
[11:36] * Eniliad shoves waffles into the connection editor
[11:37] <+Eniliad> Did it work? :D
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Damen on March 09, 2012, 11:33:56 pm
22:32   Deimos:   "Orientation: Gay gay gay gay gay barfing up rainbows gay gay gay gay. (I'm purty gay. Like for every 100 cells in my body 85 of them are bedazzled)"
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: DarkfireTaimatsu on March 11, 2012, 03:14:27 am
<Deimos> DON NOT HIGH FIVE OVER MY FLACCID PENIS
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Søren on March 11, 2012, 03:19:21 am
DarkfireTaimatsu   That line's going in the quotes thread.
   What_the_Futhark      Oh, and Deimos? Tai much information.

   Eniliad   You can never have tai much tai
   Randomwolf   hahahahahahahaha
06:14   Eniliad   I mean, he's a Taiple of the chat
   Eniliad   Without Tai, how would the world Tain?
   Eniliad   THANK YOU. I'LL BE TAI ALL WEEK.
06:15      Eniliad slaps self
   Eniliad   Taik you!
      -> Gomer21XX has joined fstdt
   Eniliad   I should have said Taik you!
      ChanServ sets user mode +v: Gomer21XX may now speak if the room is moderated
   What_the_Futhark   Now I want some Tai food...
      Gomer21XX waves!
   Eniliad   Hmm, I'm not the biggest fan of Tai, I prefer Tainese
   Randomwolf   ...those were pretty good puns up untai "be tai all week"
   Gomer21XX   First order of business: http://rtgomer.wordpress.com/2012/03/11/thespian-talk-episode-18-viva-el-renegado/
   Eniliad   Yeah, it was tairrible
   Gomer21XX   Second order of business...
   Nightangel1282   is bored.. and so is watching this... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmzFudAa33M&list=FLZRMWkAbqd_NEP3S41W29_A&index=1&feature=plpp_video
      Gomer21XX glomps Nightangel! =D
06:16   Randomwolf   But the rest were fantaistic
   Eniliad   Tainks!
   Eniliad   I tai my best
   DarkfireTaimatsu   You guys will never taire of this, will you?
   Eniliad   I taight after a while
06:17   What_the_Futhark   I need to tain the lights on because it's getting dark...
06:18      Eniliad switches on the taight so it won't be so darkfire
   What_the_Futhark   But honestly, don't you think this is getting tai futharking much into bad puns now?
   Eniliad   As if they weren't taiable to begin with
   Gomer21XX   ...I walked into a punfuck, didn't I?
   
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Søren on March 11, 2012, 03:20:46 am
Kradorex   I love you..
   Eniliad   I love you too :3
   armandtanzarian   oh just fuck already
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Damen on March 11, 2012, 03:23:10 am
Takes place just before Deimos' post:

01:11      Damen wanders in, stands behind Deimos and whispers "Giiirrrttthhh..."
01:11      --- Damen is back
01:11   Shane_for_Wax:   I think I need some excedrin...
01:11   Randomwolf:   O_____O oh underscore oh
01:11      Eniliad shoves two excederin through the internets to Shane
01:12   What_the_Futhark   *sigh*
01:12   Deimos:   OH FUCK YOU DAMEN
01:12   Damen:    ;D
01:12   Deimos:   I WAS FAPPING AND YOU KILLED IT
01:12   What_the_Futhark:   Why is it that all the cute, adorable people are too young, too old or too taken for me?
01:12   Damen:   BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!
01:12   What_the_Futhark:   Or too damn far away?
01:12   Radiation:   Same thing here WTF
01:12      DarkfireTaimatsu offers Damen a high-five. A Tai-five.
01:13      Damen Tai-fives Tai
01:13   Deimos:   NU
01:13   Eniliad:   Five. Tai Five. *James Bond Theme*
01:13      Shane_for_Wax blinks a little bit as the excedrin appears through his disc drive of all places.
01:13   Shane_for_Wax:   THanks, Eniliad.
01:13   Deimos:   DON NOT HIGH FIVE OVER MY FLACCID PENIS
01:13   Eniliad:   :>
01:13   What_the_Futhark:   Oh guys, that's just tai much for me...
01:13   Deimos:   DO NOT*
01:13   Damen:   MWAHAHAHA!!!
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Eniliad on March 11, 2012, 03:31:23 am
<Eniliad> TAI M TAI. TAI'S DYNOMITE
<Eniliad> TAI M TAI. AND TAI'LL WIN THAT FIGHT
<Eniliad> TAI M TAI. TAI'S A POWER LOAD
<Alkaline> N*
<Eniliad> TAI M TAI. WATCH TAI EXPLOOOOOODE
<Radiation> lol
<Deimos> DY NO MIIIIIITE!
<Alkaline> TAI N TAI*
<Eniliad> Holy shit
<What_the_Futhark> I'm going...
<Eniliad> I typoed four times
<Deimos> we're all faggots
<Eniliad> In a fucking row
<What_the_Futhark> You're scaring the futhark outta me.
<Eniliad> That is such a fuckup
<Radiation> scar the futhark
<Eniliad> It's scaring me
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Eniliad on March 11, 2012, 07:18:54 pm
<Nightangel1282> I don't know, actually... at some point, someone mentioned a penis and it went downhill from there
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Eniliad on March 11, 2012, 09:20:48 pm
<chad_sexington> yeah, it's starting to dry out and get sticky
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: gomer21xx on March 11, 2012, 09:23:14 pm
I got quoted AND another spread of this week's show link!  Rock! =D
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Eniliad on March 13, 2012, 04:33:16 am
* Deimos glares "you aw at me, you die"
<DarkfireTaimatsu> "You aw, I gnaw."
* Eniliad leans back into Krad's arms, wraps an arm around his back, looks you straight in the eye and goes "aww"
* What_the_Futhark (webchat@hmask-75DB94A6.static.dsl.dodo.com.au) has joined #fstdt
* ChanServ gives voice to What_the_Futhark
<Eniliad> Come at me bro
<Eniliad> Oh hey Futhark :)
<What_the_Futhark> ...I hope not. That would be awfully sticky to clean up.
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Shane for Wax on March 13, 2012, 11:03:48 am
[10:58] <+Miles11> Power went out again.
[10:58] <+Miles11> I'd ask the question again but I'm afraid it might kill the power again.
[11:00] <+Shane_for_Wax> lol
[11:00] <+Shane_for_Wax> Now YOU owe me a new monitor.
[11:00] <+Miles11> And what'd I do?
[11:01] <+Shane_for_Wax> the idea that a question would kill your power. lol
[11:01] <+Miles11> It did though!
[11:01] <+Miles11> Twice!
[11:02] <+Shane_for_Wax> LOL
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Eniliad on March 14, 2012, 03:59:58 pm
Shane_for_Wax> I love how a shotgun is glued to Shepard's arse
<Alkaline> O.o
<Alkaline> weirdestimageever.jpg
<Miles11> Shane, didn't you know?
<Miles11> That is the future of weaponry. Ass cannons.
<Miles11> The ass is much easier to aim with than the hand, you know.
<Alkaline> themoreyouknow.jpg
<Miles11> Plus, it can adequately squeeze the trigger as opposed to pulling it.
<Eniliad> Miles knows this from extensive experience
<Eniliad> He's a perfect marksman at the Ass Rifle Range
<Miles11> Exactly! I was a beta soldier :3
<Miles11> I still own my ass cannon MKI.
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Damen on March 21, 2012, 03:37:36 pm
14:36   Deimos1:   goddamnit, my autospell just changed my last name to Hogwarts
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Igor on March 21, 2012, 11:52:08 pm
[23:45] <Randomwolf> okay, back now for real
[23:47] <Eymber> you sure?
[23:48] * Disconnected (An established connection was aborted by the software in your host machine).
[23:49] * Randomwolf sets mode +i Randomwolf
[23:49] * Randomwolf sets mode +w Randomwolf
[23:49] * Randomwolf sets mode +x Randomwolf
[23:49] * Now talking on #fstdt
[23:49] * Topic for #fstdt is: Boobs or GTFO! :O FSTDT Forums: http://forums.fstdt.net FSTDT Trivia Channel is here: #FSTDT-Trivia Wanna Minecraftan? Go on eymber.eidolonhost.com (default Minecraft port.)
[23:49] * Topic for #fstdt set by Briste`Gaiscioch at Wed Feb 22 15:03:11 2012
[23:49] * ChanServ gives voice to Randomwolf
[23:49] <Randomwolf> "I'm back now for real" *disconnects* heh
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Kain on March 23, 2012, 06:35:59 pm
[06:31] <+Randomwolf> reasons procrastination is awesome: 1)
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Kain on March 24, 2012, 06:06:33 pm
[06:01] <+Randomwolf> ^
[06:01] <+Alkaline> ^
[06:01] <+Eniliad> ^
[06:01] <+Alkaline> ^
[06:01] <+Eniliad> ^
[06:02] <+Alkaline> >
[06:02] <+Eniliad> < >
[06:02] <+Eniliad> v
[06:02] <+Randomwolf> >>
[06:02] <+Alkaline> <<
[06:02] <+Randomwolf> <<
[06:02] <+Alkaline> vv ^^
[06:02] <+DrFishcake> a+Start
[06:02] <+Eniliad> DDO up in this bitch
[06:02] <+Alkaline> lol
[06:02] * DrFishcake couldn't help himself
[06:02] <+Alkaline> Bringing you the motherfucking death by Konami.
[06:02] <+Randomwolf> ^v<>AB start select
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Shane for Wax on March 25, 2012, 06:28:31 pm
[18:25] <+Miles11> Imagine, if you will, an eight year old standing next to a shopping cart in the freezer aisle.
[18:25] * +Eymber grins.
[18:25] <+Alkaline> Hey, can I have some popcorn?
[18:25] * +Eniliad passes the bucket around
[18:26] <+Alkaline> Sweeeet. :D
[18:26] <+Miles11> Then imagine a very tall man walking past this eight-year old. On first appearances, he is entirely normal.
[18:26] <+Miles11> However, upon passing, the eight year old notices that the man is wearing assless chaps.
[18:26] * +Eymber lights a cigarette. "Wow."
[18:26] <+Shane_for_Wax> *spittakes*
[18:26] <+Miles11> With nothing underneath.
[18:26] <+Alkaline> ROFL
[18:26] * +Eniliad chokes on his popcorn
[18:26] <+Randomwolf> O__O
[18:26] <+Eniliad> This is always my favorite part
[18:26] <+Ituralde> ... LOL
[18:27] <+Shane_for_Wax> LMFAO
[18:27] * +Randomwolf dies from terminal wtf
[18:27] <+Otend> ...
[18:27] <+Otend> wat
[18:27] <+Miles11> To this day, I find it sad that my first thought was "How is he not cold?"
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Igor on March 29, 2012, 07:26:07 pm
[19:20] * ChanServ gives voice to MontyPython
[19:21] <Alkaline> hey
[19:21] <MontyPython> :P
[19:21] <MontyPython> laptop lid closed when I moved upstairs
[19:22] * Randomwolf has quit (Ping timeout)
[19:23] * vormir is now known as vormirisplayingTF2
[19:23] <MontyPython> Now that Random has quit, I can assume his identity! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *munches on the scenery a bit* </comicvillain>
[19:23] * You are now known as Randomwolf
[19:23] <Randomwolf> heh
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Damen on March 30, 2012, 12:15:58 am
23:15   Shane_for_Wax:   Zimmerman's brother describes him as "a neighbor everyone would want to have." I suppose it's true, assuming you really don't like your son.
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Damen on March 31, 2012, 07:53:22 pm
18:28   Deimos1:   my coming out story is so boring D:
18:29   vormir:   do tell
18:29   Randomwolf:   my dad is still in denial about me, he still thinks I only said it to get attention
18:29   Deimos1:   me: I'm gay. mum: okay, *yells out* hey Lu, Tom's gay! lui: kay! me: is that it. mum: yep
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Eniliad on April 01, 2012, 02:15:44 am
<vormir> and them BAM! you restore health on his ass!
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Eniliad on April 01, 2012, 02:37:53 am
<Miles11> Whipping your penis out is serious business! :P
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Vormir on April 03, 2012, 07:53:44 pm
*** shy joined #fstdt
Damen gives Shy very manly, completely not-gay open-mouthed tongue kisses
The_L films
shy gives damen a heterosexual testosterone drenched grope and kiss
Damen feels his heterosexuality swelling against Shy's hand
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Eniliad on April 03, 2012, 11:29:20 pm
<B-Man> I'm too busy fapping to drive!
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Vormir on April 06, 2012, 05:38:56 am
05:27      Eniliad steps on two Fire Rune traps, nearly dies
05:27   Eniliad   I hate this fucking place.
05:28   Commander_Shepard   Try not to do that, Eni.
05:28   Eniliad   Well no shit
05:28   Commander_Shepard   =P
05:28   Eniliad   But I didn't expect it in a random corner
05:28   Commander_Shepard   Oh, and don't die.
05:28   Commander_Shepard   Am I helping?
05:29   Raz   Oh oh! I wanna help too
05:29   Raz   Here's a summary:
05:29   Raz   don't fuck it up
05:29   vormir   kill more of them than they kill of you!
05:29   Commander_Shepard   Use your sword!
05:30   Raz   "Use!" Press the "use" button!
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Igor on April 08, 2012, 03:52:08 am
[03:48] <Randomwolf> Someone should start a band called Artist Unknown, their first album could be Unknown Album and their tracklist would be "Track 1" "Track 2" etc.
[03:49] <Eniliad> rofl
[03:49] <Randomwolf> and they should be generic poprock
[03:50] <DarkfireTaimatsu> The album art should just the blank CD slip you get from, like, Staples.
[03:50] <Deimos> and the album cover will be trollface
[03:50] <Randomwolf> xD
[03:50] <DarkfireTaimatsu> A trollface scribbled on a blank CD slip.
[03:51] <Randomwolf> scribbled with a blue sharpie pen
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Shane for Wax on April 13, 2012, 06:32:32 am
[06:11] <+Cmdr_Shepard> these jellyfish believe that since their gods worked for a different set of gods that it's okay to work for the different set of gods too.
[06:11] <+Cmdr_Shepard> even tho the different set of gods are... demons and the first set of gods were... not gods.
[06:12] <+DarkfireTaimatsu> I think the weirdest part of that statement is "these jellyfish believe".
[06:12] <+DarkfireTaimatsu> When you start with that, who knows where your sentence could end up?
[06:12] <+Cmdr_Shepard> lol
[06:13] <+Cmdr_Shepard> did it end up where you were expecting?
[06:13] <+JackMann> I always pictured jellyfish as animists, frankly.
[06:14] <+DarkfireTaimatsu> I don't know. D= I wasn't prepared for a statement beginning with "These jellyfish believe" at any time.
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Radiation on April 16, 2012, 09:53:50 pm
[21:49:33] <+Radiation> Deimos...I blame you
[21:49:46] <+carien> Rude.
[21:49:48] <+Deimos> horny?
[21:49:51] <+Radiation> Yeah
[21:49:56] <+Alkaline> http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=8064
[21:50:01] <+Deimos> teehee
[21:50:10] <+Radiation> and there is no one here to play with
[21:50:31] Deimos smacks dads ass with a riding crop
[21:50:34] <+Deimos> ...
[21:50:37] <+Deimos> rads
[21:50:40] <+Deimos> fuck my autospell
[21:50:45] <+Radiation> ROFL
[21:50:48] <+Deimos> ....
[21:50:49] <+carien> X3  made me chuckle.
[21:50:49] <+Eniliad> O_______________________________O
[21:50:58] <+carien> Also save it for posterity.
[21:50:58] Randomwolf [Randomwolf@ECCB3058.8D32651B.9FABE0D.IP] is now known as DrFreud
[21:50:58] <+Alkaline> LOLOLOL
[21:51:01] <+DrFreud> ...
[21:51:05] <+carien> ... xD
[21:51:07] DrFreud [Randomwolf@ECCB3058.8D32651B.9FABE0D.IP] is now known as Randomwolf
[21:51:22] <+Radiation> I am cracking up over that
[21:51:22] <+Deimos> o.O
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Eniliad on April 17, 2012, 08:07:04 pm
<Alkaline> No matter how good it might taste, it doesn't mean much if I can't really tolerate how it feels in my mouth
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Kain on April 18, 2012, 12:28:06 am
[12:25] <+Alkaline> Okay, so what happens if I divide this by zero?
[12:25] <&Kradorex> For the past couple nights this seems to be the normal
[12:25] <+Otend> OH SHIT
[12:25] <+Varion> What just happened happens
[12:25] <+Randomwolf> OH SHI--
[12:25] <+CMDR_Shepard> OH SHI---
[12:25] * Alkaline divides this by zero
[12:25] <+CMDR_Shepard> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[12:25] <+Eni> lol 69 durr
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Eniliad on April 18, 2012, 12:29:43 am
* Disconnected (An established connection was aborted by the software in your host machine).
* Eni already in use. Retrying with Winiliad...
* Winiliad sets mode +i Winiliad
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* Now talking on #fstdt
* Topic for #fstdt is: If your mind isn't in the gutter, you're doing it wrong! FSTDT Forums: http://forums.fstdt.net FSTDT Trivia Channel is here: #FSTDT-Trivia Wanna Minecraftan? Go on eymber's server   199.30.51.163:25566
* Topic for #fstdt set by Eymber at Mon Apr 16 16:02:55 2012
<Alkaline> But yeah, almost nothing works for me nowadays. I have no frigging clue why.
<vormir> so.... he lists secular humanism as a religion... does he know what secular means?
>nickserv< ghost Eni ****
<DarkfireTaimatsu> Maybe you got infected by Tainess.
>nickserv< ghost Eni ****
<Winiliad> Nickserv
<Winiliad> I SAID...
>nickserv< ghost Eni ****
>nickserv< GHOST Eni ****
<Alkaline> An interesting theory.
>nickserv< GHOST Eni
<Winiliad> LET ME GHOST ENI ALREADY
>NickServ< GHOST Eni ****
* DarkfireTaimatsu readies his proton pack.
<Winiliad> wtf, the ghost command isn't working
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<CMDR_Shepard> are you using the right---
<CMDR_Shepard> ...
<Winiliad> WHOA
<CMDR_Shepard> >_>
<Tank> .
<DarkfireTaimatsu> Eni, what did you do?
<vormir> that explains that.
<Alkaline> What the fuck.
<DarkfireTaimatsu> WHAT DID YOU DO??
* Winiliad ghosts the entire fucking server, apparently
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: JohnE on April 18, 2012, 01:25:22 am
<Eni> Because it's not Star Trek if nobody goes all Cirque Du Soleil on the bridge
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Eniliad on April 18, 2012, 03:44:23 pm
<Eniliad> Hey, Tai, check this out: http://i.imgur.com/EtaMh.png I'm trolling on Facebook :3
<Randomwolf> nice one, Eni
<Eniliad> :D
<Distind> Got some rehtoric for you then Eni: Republicans love hard cock
<Distind> Let me explain
<Eniliad> Please do O.o
<Randomwolf> 0.o
<Distind> They violently oppose supplying women with birth control, say reproductive rights are a complete sham, and that women should simply keep their legs closed.
<Distind> But, the very same health care those elected officals get, and many of the programs they claim shouldn't have to violate their religious beliefs, actually back the purchase of viagra
<Eniliad> ......................
<Eniliad> O____________________O
<Randomwolf> ...................
<Eniliad> HE'S RIGHT
<Distind> Now, if all the women should be keeping their legs closed, and you have a bunch of old men with viagra, jsut what are they supposed to be doing?
<Distind> Republicans hate pussy, and love hard cock
<Randomwolf> 0_0
<Randomwolf> :P
<Randomwolf> heh
<Distind> One of these days I'm going to start a thread dedicated entirely to the bad Ideas I get during the day...
<Alkaline> motherofgod.jpg
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Eniliad on April 18, 2012, 10:28:53 pm
<Deimos> my dick is a ninja
<Keiro> ...
<Deimos> I get a boner, he realizes he's detected, then vanishes in a puff of smoke
* Keiro has an image of Deimos's dick in a ninja suit.
<Deimos> and everybody is like "what the fuck where did it go?"
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Eniliad on April 19, 2012, 12:08:21 am
The text is large, because I was reading from bed at the time and I had it set up for comfortable reading with the monitor 6 feet away. However... not this large...

http://i.imgur.com/l311P.png (Large image)
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: DarkfireTaimatsu on April 19, 2012, 07:39:45 am
Quote from: Eniliad on April 18, 2012, 12:29:43 am
* Disconnected (An established connection was aborted by the software in your host machine).
* Eni already in use. Retrying with Winiliad...
* Winiliad sets mode +i Winiliad
* Winiliad sets mode +w Winiliad
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* Now talking on #fstdt
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* Topic for #fstdt set by Eymber at Mon Apr 16 16:02:55 2012
<Alkaline> But yeah, almost nothing works for me nowadays. I have no frigging clue why.
<vormir> so.... he lists secular humanism as a religion... does he know what secular means?
>nickserv< ghost Eni ****
<DarkfireTaimatsu> Maybe you got infected by Tainess.
>nickserv< ghost Eni ****
<Winiliad> Nickserv
<Winiliad> I SAID...
>nickserv< ghost Eni ****
>nickserv< GHOST Eni ****
<Alkaline> An interesting theory.
>nickserv< GHOST Eni
<Winiliad> LET ME GHOST ENI ALREADY
>NickServ< GHOST Eni ****
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<Winiliad> wtf, the ghost command isn't working
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<CMDR_Shepard> are you using the right---
<CMDR_Shepard> ...
<Winiliad> WHOA
<CMDR_Shepard> >_>
<Tank> .
<DarkfireTaimatsu> Eni, what did you do?
<vormir> that explains that.
<Alkaline> What the fuck.
<DarkfireTaimatsu> WHAT DID YOU DO??
* Winiliad ghosts the entire fucking server, apparently

(http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/scraps/whatdidyoudo.gif)
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Shane for Wax on April 20, 2012, 01:41:00 pm
NSFW:
(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Eniliad on April 20, 2012, 11:13:00 pm
* Deimos sits on alkas lap and staunchly refuses to move until alka feels better
<Alkaline> How does this make me feel better? O.o
<Deimos> because lapsitting
<Alkaline> O.o
<vormir> naked lapsitting?
<Alkaline> touché
<Alkaline> Fucking hell
* Deimos gets naked and lapsits on all the irc people
<Alkaline> heh
* Eniliad opens his bathrobe up
<Paimun> gross
<Paimun> :P
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* ChanServ gives voice to Paimun
* ChanServ gives voice to Nightangel1282
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* Deimos grinds his butt into enis lap before moving off
<Razlo> Netsplits are fun
<Alkaline> Division by zero.
<Alkaline> It's a terrible thing.
<Razlo> And by "fun" I mean no
<Eniliad> Wow
<Eniliad> I open my bathrobe, everyone disconnects
<Eniliad> I close it, you all come back
<Alkaline> Coincidence? I think not.
<Eniliad> Clearly, my penis is an artifact of great power
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Damen on April 21, 2012, 08:21:42 pm
19:18      Randomwolf likes bad movies, but not for the reasons intended by the filmmakers
19:18   Tank:   ...well, sometimes movies like that can be hilarious
19:18   Tank:    :P
19:18   Alkaline:    :P
19:18   Randomwolf:   ^
19:18   Alkaline:   ^
19:18   Alkaline:   ^
19:18   Randomwolf:   ^
19:18   Randomwolf:   >
19:18   Miles   : Yes, but it is bad when they genuinely enjoy it.
19:18   Randomwolf:   <
19:19   Alkaline:   >
19:19   Randomwolf:   v
19:19   Alkaline:   ^^vv<><>
19:19   Randomwolf:   AB Start Select
19:19      *** DarkfireTaimatsu joined #fstdt
19:19      +++ ChanServ has given voice to DarkfireTaimatsu
19:19   Randomwolf:   we summoned Tai
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Eniliad on April 21, 2012, 10:13:25 pm
<Radiation> The Holy Grail is God's Holy Penis
* Deimos licks  God's penis
* Eniliad licks Deimos 's penis
<Randomwolf> But He has a Holy, Righteous Penis.
* Deimos licks enis penis
* Eniliad throats Deimos
<Alkaline> Wow, this is gay.
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Eniliad on April 22, 2012, 07:08:54 pm
<Miles> "If dildoes are outlawed then only outlaws will have dildoes."
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Damen on April 26, 2012, 10:27:14 pm
21:21   Deimos:   teacher: you're answer is a bit...... me: yeah, my answer is really wanky. I'm the king of wank. teacher:..... me:..please don't charge me with sexual harassment....
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Eniliad on April 28, 2012, 05:50:30 pm
<Eniliad> rofl
<Eniliad> I really pissed off S one time
<Eniliad> There was this guy who jumped my wizard
<Eniliad> He was supposed to give my wizard a message
<Eniliad> But he used Scorching Ray and incinerated him xD
<Eniliad> As in, in one hit
<Eniliad> 0 HP
<Eniliad> Dead.
<Alkaline> ROFL
<Eniliad> So the message burned up with him and now I have the entire Thieves' Guild pissed at my Wizard
<vormir> lol
<vormir> no message delivered with his dying breath as he bled out?
<Eniliad> No... actually, it kinda went like this
<Eniliad> S: Roll Perception
<Eniliad> Me: *25*
<Eniliad> S: You notice a dark figure in the shadows of a nearby alleyway-
<Eniliad> Me: I cast Light
<Eniliad> S: ... ... ...
<Eniliad> Me: What?
<Eniliad> S: *sigh* The creature is blinded by the light (in the bestiary it says light blinds him)
<Eniliad> S: The creature shrieks and pulls out a dagger
<DarkfireTaimatsu> >get dagger
<Eniliad> Me: I try to intimidate him! "You face the wrath of Ragnar Carter, great wizard! Drop your dagger and surrender. I will not ask again!"
<Eniliad> S: Roll Intimidate.
<Eniliad> Me: *2*
<Eniliad> S: The creature charges toward the sound, swinging his dagger wildly!
<Eniliad> Me: "Good, I preferred it this way." SCORCHING RAY!
<Eniliad> S: Roll ranged touch attack
<Eniliad> Me: *18*
<Eniliad> S: Roll... 4d6...
<Eniliad> Me: *22*
<Eniliad> S: ..........you incinerate the creature who dies a screaming, flaming death.
<Eniliad> S: *buries his head in his hands*
<Eniliad> Me: ......what?
<Eniliad> S: HE WAS SUPPOSED TO DELIVER A MESSAGE
<Eniliad> Me: Oops.
<Eniliad> Me: ... I check his body?
<Eniliad> S: Nope. The message burned up with him...
<vormir> lol
<Kradorex> Miscommunication can be amusing
<vormir> thats how romeo and juliet died, iirc
<Eniliad> ROFL
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Shane for Wax on April 30, 2012, 12:35:50 pm
[12:29] <+Miles> If I ever become an axe murderer and get a theme song, I want it to sound like a saxophone orgy.
[12:29] <+Eniliad> LOL
[12:29] <+Eniliad> O_O
[12:29] <+CMDR_Shepard> Miles, the Mormon lookalike axe murderer with the sax orgy theme music.
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: QueenofHearts on April 30, 2012, 12:43:06 pm
Quote from: Damen on April 21, 2012, 08:21:42 pm
19:19   Alkaline:   ^^vv<><>
19:19   Randomwolf:   AB Start Select

Its "B-A-Select-Start." You fail at Konami code and have brought dishonor upon FSTDT :(
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Kain on May 01, 2012, 04:27:41 am
16:26   Alkaline   So I go to see the Avengers tonight
16:26   Alkaline   mite b cool
16:26   Deimos   i watched one movie where 3 guys all rimmed each other while singing Star spangled banner
16:26      Eniliad spanks Alkaline for his poor grappar
16:27   Eniliad   grammar
16:27   Deimos   but i dont think that is the best resemblance
16:27   Alkaline   LOL
16:27   Eniliad   ...
16:27   Eniliad   ...
16:27      Eniliad spanks himself for the typo
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Eniliad on May 01, 2012, 09:06:37 pm
<KeiroD|BOFH> It has two 2TB drives in it.
<Miles> That's like, 2 million vaginae.
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Shane for Wax on May 07, 2012, 02:34:18 pm
[14:29] <+Elphaba> am thinking pizza. Fuck.
[14:30] <+Elphaba> >.<
[14:30] <~Keiro> ... yup, confirmed.
[14:30] <~Keiro> Rofl.
[14:30] <~Keiro> I wasn't sure it was you Eymber until you did that face.
[14:30] <~Keiro> >_>
[14:30] <~Keiro> k
[14:30] <+Elphaba> LMFAO
[14:30] <+Elphaba> right.
[14:30] <~Keiro> So what kinda pizza do you want?
[14:30] <+Elphaba> Something amazing
[14:30] <~Keiro> ... Something amazing.
[14:31] <+CMDR_Shepard> LOL
[14:31] <+CMDR_Shepard> I'm not sure we have that topping, Eymber.
[14:31] <~Keiro> ^
[14:31] <+Elphaba> UNICORN JIZZ ISnt on your menu?!
[14:31] <~Keiro> What Shane said.
[14:31] <~Keiro> .
[14:31] <~Keiro> ... Not that I'ma ware of.
[14:31] <+CMDR_Shepard> We just ran out on Thursday.
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Kain on May 10, 2012, 05:37:58 pm
[05:37] <+Eniliad> ......
[05:37] <+Eniliad> Shut up
[05:37] <+Eniliad> You're lucky I'm cohernent
[05:37] <+Eniliad> ...
[05:37] <+Eniliad> Coherent
[05:37] <+Randomwolf> :3
[05:37] <+Eniliad> Argh
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Eniliad on May 10, 2012, 06:48:30 pm
The line right before my "Shut up" is equally funny.

<Eniliad> To be honest, it looks liket he kind of ting I'd find in a Mexican restaruant
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Eniliad on May 18, 2012, 07:22:54 pm
<Deimos> what are bagels?
<Eniliad> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bagel
<Eniliad> For Deimos
<Deimos> oh ew those things...
<Eniliad> Heretic
<Eniliad> :P
<Alkaline> :3
<Deimos> fag
<Eniliad> Cumslut
<Deimos> rumpranger
<Eniliad> fudgepacker
<Deimos> butt pirate
<Eniliad> cocksucker
<Deimos> cum guzzler
<Eniliad> queer boy
<Deimos> poo pusher
<Eniliad> asslicker
<Deimos> richard simmons
* Alkaline facepalms and laughs his ass off
<Eniliad> LOLOLOLOLOLOL
<vormir> PILLOWBITER!
<Deimos> I WIN MOTHERFUCKER
* vormir runs away giggling.
<Eniliad> Yes, you do
<Eniliad> Nothing is gayer than Richard Simmons
* Eniliad gives Deimos a congratulatory blowjob
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Eniliad on May 26, 2012, 10:33:15 pm
<Quasirodent> Well.  This is a special occasion.  Not every day is square poop day.
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Eniliad on June 14, 2012, 04:16:56 pm
<CMDR_Shepard> When i was 12 they were bigger
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: TheL on June 15, 2012, 07:18:05 am
No context necessary. :)
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Damen on June 15, 2012, 10:21:42 pm
21:19   Deimos:   mum: you sleep as the same room as jay yeah?
21:19   Deimos:   Me: yep
21:19   Deimos:   Mum: ah, well the only reason i wont let you sleep in the same room is respect
21:19   Deimos:   me:...ok
21:19   Deimos:   Mum: i doubt you could even play humpy humpy games on your bed
21:19   Deimos:   me: DUDE
21:19   Deimos:   mum: what, its too small, you need room all the romping and...faggy delights
21:19   Deimos:   Me:...dear god please stop talking....
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Damen on June 25, 2012, 10:28:21 pm
21:17   Deimos:   oh gods
21:17   Deimos:   mum picked up the bag with my buttplug
21:17   Deimos:   i snatched it away before she could look
21:17   Deimos:   shes gonna search my room later though, find out what it is
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: TheL on June 26, 2012, 08:58:24 am
Damen, is there something going on between you and Deimos?

It's ok, man.  You can still be a sex god while you're tormenting your disturbed gay lover. ;P
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Damen on June 26, 2012, 10:28:50 am
The Dark Sex God is but the giver of orgasms. And while there is nothing going on between myself and Deimos, I am questioning what the hell is going on between him and his mom.
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Eniliad on June 26, 2012, 06:25:38 pm
<Wykked_Wytch> ... The cops are only supposed to pull you over if they have reasonable suspicion that you're a dumbass
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Eniliad on June 27, 2012, 11:55:16 pm
<Deimos-> if i think of the concept of never having kids, i get stressed
<Deimos-> even though whenever a baby looks at me in the supermarket i think "....oh god its plotting to kill me"
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Damen on July 16, 2012, 11:47:21 pm
22:45   Deimos-:   mum: *vomits into the toilet* oh god, how come you didnt get food poisoning, you ate more than us
22:45   Deimos-:   me: because ive had plague, anthrax, typhoid and tuberculosis and a tiny little stomach bug cant do shit to me?
22:45   Deimos-:   mum: i hate you so much right now....

---

23:46   Deimos-:   fun fact
23:46   Deimos-:   i have a butt plug in me
23:46   Deimos-:   thought youd like to know that
23:46   Deimos-:   teehee

---

00:14   Deimos-:   me: *washing the plates*
00:14   Deimos-:   mum: *walks up next to me with a bottle of mayo and pokes my skin above the v of my shirt, leaving some white dots* I just gave you a pearl necklace
00:14   Deimos-:   me:...thank you
00:14   Deimos-:   mum: NOW LICK IT OFF!
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Igor on July 29, 2012, 09:59:27 pm
<Deimos> i wish my vagina was as sweet as candy :<
[..]
<Deimos> but my vag is as sour as lemon
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Sleepy on July 30, 2012, 02:01:00 pm
Deimos, your vagina is sweeter than my Easter basket full of Dove chocolates.
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Damen on August 04, 2012, 09:33:50 pm
20:33   Deimos:   you know your life is weird when your mom runs by your living room window with a flame thrower screaming "COME AND GET ROASTED YOU CUNTS" and you're completely unfazed by it
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Søren on August 07, 2012, 03:50:30 am
syaoranvee   Since we have a word for people who feel sexual attraction by "form a strong emotional connection", what would be the word for sexual attraction without it.
   Otend   high school
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Igor on August 07, 2012, 09:28:05 pm
<Deimos> I told him "tell you what, if you can get people to stop reading books that say "puckered love cave" and referencing hamster vore in anal sex, I'll stop reading genuine emotional stories about furry characters fucking"
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: DarkfireTaimatsu on August 10, 2012, 05:17:56 am
<Shepard> There are words on my throat lozanges.
<Shepard> i don't need your sass, throat lozanges.
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Veras on August 11, 2012, 08:25:14 pm
<Deimos> im a porn machine
<Deimos> i will find your most cherished child hood memory
<Deimos> and have anal sex with it
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Otend on August 12, 2012, 10:36:25 pm
<Deimos> let's be horse cum buddies!
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Igor on August 16, 2012, 09:13:49 pm
* ChanServ gives voice to Deimos
<Deimos> I like scrotums
* Deimos has quit (Quit: ~a:a’:<TNT-PROOF-PAIR{a,a’}^ARITHMOQUINE{SSS… SSS0/a”,a’}>)
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: RinellaWasHere on August 17, 2012, 01:44:45 am
I like how this has become the Deimos thread.
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Søren on August 17, 2012, 07:07:31 am
I OWN DIS THREAD BITCHES \m/
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: RinellaWasHere on August 19, 2012, 10:31:17 pm
<+Deimos> disturbing the classmate next to me with prehensile penis photos
<+RinellaWasHere> Deimos, I can't even be surprised you have those.
<+RinellaWasHere> I feel almost certain that Deimos has a picture of every penis that has ever existed, all just waiting in a folder.
<+RinellaWasHere> Fuck, I'm pretty sure Deimos has a picture of my penis, and I've never even taken a picture of it.
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Damen on August 20, 2012, 09:02:54 am
Right in the middle of bitching at Distind about unsticking the IRC and IM Quote threads we get this lovely little interruption.

07:57   Deimos:   goddamnit
07:57   Deimos:   go into my phone downloads to fap to porn
07:57   Deimos:   first thing that opens up is a jar of menstrual blood
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Damen on August 20, 2012, 05:06:05 pm
16:00   Damen:   I want to go vroom vroom.
16:00      --- Damen is back
16:01   Wykked_Wytch:   What, do you want to hump your motorcycle again?
16:01   Damen:   Hump? Nope. But I do want to ride it.
16:01      Varion closed the door to his pain
16:01   Damen:   RIDE IT HARD AND PUT IT AWAY WET!
16:01   Alkaline:   lol
16:01   Wykked_Wytch:   uh
16:01   Wykked_Wytch:   That's what she said?
16:02   Damen:   I love screwing with the IRC. ;D
16:02   Wykked_Wytch:   Eh, we all screw with the IRC differently
16:02   Alkaline:   That's true.
16:02   Alkaline:   xD
16:02   Damen:   And some of us are Deimos.
16:02   Wykked_Wytch:   *coughhentaiquotescough*
16:02   Wykked_Wytch:   rofl
16:02      *** Deimos joined #fstdt
16:02      +++ ChanServ has given voice to Deimos
16:02      Alkaline gropes the entire IRC
16:02   Alkaline:   Speak of the devil...
16:02   Damen:   Perfect. Fucking. Timing.
16:03   Wykked_Wytch:   moar like "Speak of the Deimos," amirite?
16:03      Damen golf claps
16:03   Alkaline:   ya
16:03   Deimos:   O.o
16:03   Deimos:   que?

*later*

16:10   Wykked_Wytch:   I want to be banned in Russia
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: TheL on August 27, 2012, 04:29:46 pm
The Internet is a scary place:



Seed   So
   I justl ooked at
   what a vaginal dentata is
   I have to say
   I no longer want to put my penis in a vagina
   Keiro   ... I did warn you. e.e
   Seed   someone else mentioned it
   so I wasl ike
   k
   2 people mentioned it
   looking it up
   OH MY GOD
   BLUE WAFFLE
   WHAT THE FUCK



   Wykked_Wytch   is reading an essay on themes in heroic poetry from around the world
   The_L   .....
   The_L   misread that as "themes in homoerotic poetry"
   The_L   I guess we know where MY mind is today
   Wykked_Wytch   lol
   Khriston   now i want to read homoerotic poetry
   DrFishcake   someone should write some homoerotic poetry and call it 50 Shades of Gay
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Kain on August 30, 2012, 03:21:08 am
[15:17] <+Tank> my bowels have rainbows and sparkles in them
[15:17] <+Tank> and sometimes Lady Gaga concerts
[15:17] <+Tank> d:
[15:17] <+Aleister> lol
[15:17] <+Deimos> O.o
[15:17] <+Deimos> when tank bends over
[15:17] <+Deimos> and does goatse
[15:17] <+Deimos> we all hear pokerface
[15:17] <+Randomwolf> hahahahaha
[15:18] <+Aleister> LOL
[15:18] <+Wykked_Wytch> haha
[15:18] <+Deimos> which, incidentally, is the face we are trying to pull when tank does does that
[15:18] <+Tank> CAN'T READ MAH CAN'T READ MAH CAN'T READ MAH POKERASS-*shot*
[15:18] <+Aleister> LOL
[15:18] <+Randomwolf> hahahahahahahahahaha
[15:18] <+Wykked_Wytch> When he farts, he farts sparkles
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Otend on September 02, 2012, 12:53:16 am
<MadCatTLX> There has to be someone out there on the internet who sells cheap, fake, horse schlong. Hell, I'd probably be easier and cheaper to get a real horse dick around here.
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: TheL on September 02, 2012, 03:30:25 pm
MadCat, two words: Bad Dragon.
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Igor on September 06, 2012, 06:03:37 pm
<Paimun> man I just had the best wank
* Seed (Booyaka@A7C1E077.A9F1E517.2D84F91D.IP) has joined #fstdt
* ChanServ gives voice to Seed
<Random> ...timing
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Søren on September 10, 2012, 08:40:19 pm
Wykked_Wytch   Anything that freaks out Deimos has got to be the pinnacle of something
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Damen on September 15, 2012, 12:45:39 am
23:43   Wykked_Wytch:   I was like, "What is this nonsense about lesbians under mind control and WHY DO I LIKE IT"
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Damen on September 15, 2012, 02:39:10 am
01:37   Otend:   ...okay
01:37   Otend:   why does almost every FF7 banner focus on Tifa's tits?
01:37   Deimos:   because
01:37   Deimos:   are you ready for this?
01:38   Deimos:   because its quite a revelation
01:38   Deimos:   ....
01:38   Otend:   I'm not sure
01:38   Deimos:   because
01:38   Deimos:   tits
01:38   Otend:   OH GOD
01:38   Otend:   MY BRAIN
01:38   Deimos:   yeah
01:38   Otend:   AAAAAAGH
01:38   Deimos:   i know
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Witchyjoshy on September 16, 2012, 05:09:25 pm
(4:05:10 PM) Zachski: He goes by Asterion or Asterius, but he's better known as the Minotaur.  Which, apparently, he is somewhat revered/worshiped in Crete.
(4:05:13 PM) The_L: oh
(4:05:14 PM) The_L: cool
(4:05:15 PM) Wykked_Wytch: oh
(4:05:18 PM) Wykked_Wytch: cool
(4:05:20 PM) Zachski: oh
(4:05:21 PM) Zachski: cool
(4:05:24 PM) Alkaline: oh
(4:05:25 PM) Alkaline: cool
(4:05:28 PM) Wykked_Wytch: oh
(4:05:28 PM) Wykked_Wytch: cool
(4:05:29 PM) The_L: JYNX!!
(4:05:33 PM) Wykked_Wytch: D:
(4:05:34 PM) Deimos: So.....that diety must be revered by voreaphiles?
(4:05:35 PM) Zachski: This is going on the quotes oage
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Kain on September 18, 2012, 11:36:02 pm
11:34   Alkaline   "so, who wants to argue about transhumanism?"
11:34      Alkaline shrugs
11:34      *** Otend quit (Connection reset by peer)
11:34      *** vormir quit (Connection reset by peer)
11:34      *** Zachski quit (Connection reset by peer)
11:34      *** Paimun quit (Connection reset by peer)
11:34   Alkaline   PEEEEEEEER
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Damen on September 21, 2012, 06:58:54 pm
*after a long conversation about a Reddit topic started by a girl who loves playing with her SO's dong*

17:57      *** Meshakhad joined #fstdt
17:57      +++ ChanServ has given voice to Meshakhad
17:57   Deimos:   I play with jais penis all the time >.>
17:57   Meshakhad:   Wow, that was a weird first thing to see in chat
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Damen on September 23, 2012, 01:29:19 am
00:12   Damen:   Oh, Deimos? Crank 2 is on TV right now.
00:13      Damen watches
00:13   Deimos:   I've seen it, it was painfully bad
00:13   Damen:   It's horrible if you take it seriously. But if you think of it as a video game/comic book, then it becomes awesome.
00:13   Damen:   And hilarious.
00:14   Deimos:   the only bit i enjoyed involved a shot gun, a bent over man, and a bucket of oil
00:14   Wykked_Wytch:   uh...
00:14   Deimos:   its exactly what you think it is
00:14   Wykked_Wytch:   my mind is filling in the blanks kinda
00:14   Wykked_Wytch:   But what if the shotgun goes off and...
00:14   Damen:   Dude. Jason Statham.
00:15   vormir:   what are you talking about?
00:15   Deimos:   a movier
00:15   Damen:   That was kinda the point, Wykked.
00:15   Deimos:   movie*
00:15   Damen:   He wanted his strawberry tart.
00:15   Wykked_Wytch:   nopenopenop
00:15      Wykked_Wytch nopes out of this topic
00:15   Alkaline:   lololol
00:16      Alkaline hugs Wykked
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on September 24, 2012, 11:25:05 pm
20:17   Paimun   STILL GOBBLING DICK LIKE A FUCKING QUEER TURKEY
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Kain on September 25, 2012, 01:23:23 am
13:22   Alkaline   why is this
13:22   Alkaline   chat moving
13:22   Alkaline   so fast
13:22   Razlo   becase you
13:22   Razlo   only type
13:22   Enoch   I'm a writer, so I constantly read other peoples work for ideas, or ways to write something.
13:22   Enoch   ETc.
13:22   Alkaline   </wykked>
13:22   Razlo   like two
13:22   Razlo   words per
13:22   Razlo   line
13:22   Lithp   Because
13:22   Razlo   it's
13:22   Lithp   fuck
13:22   Lithp   you
13:22   Lithp   that's
13:22   Lithp   why.
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Damen on October 02, 2012, 09:35:32 pm
20:33   Veras:   I also once heard somebody say that they could summarize the history of the United States in one sentence: "South, stop doing that!"
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Søren on October 05, 2012, 02:16:58 am
Zachski   I'm spicing up my relationship with my hand
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Igor on October 07, 2012, 05:49:26 pm
[15:57] <Siraj> he's just ballsy to the point of being really cocky
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Damen on October 11, 2012, 11:35:45 pm
Wykked is watching a Bad Lip Reading clip.

22:32 Wykked_Wytch: "If you refuse, I'll haunt your prostate." - Ron Paul
22:33 Damen: Wykked_Wytch, that sounds like a Deimos quote.
22:33 Wykked_Wytch: yes
22:33 Alkaline: Lol, it does too. XD
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Witchyjoshy on October 14, 2012, 07:09:08 pm
(6:04:45 PM) Deimos entered the room.
(6:04:57 PM) mode (+v Deimos) by ChanServ
(6:05:19 PM) Deimos: ANUS' ARE EVERYWHERE
(6:05:23 PM) Deimos: NOOOOOOOOO
(6:05:32 PM) Deimos left the room (quit: Quit: I believe in injustice, in humanity and torture and anger and hate. I believe in every crawling, putrid, possible ugliness and corruption. I believe in you).
(6:05:40 PM) Zachski: ...
(6:05:40 PM) otend: ...
(6:05:45 PM) Zachski: That's going on the quote page
(6:05:45 PM) otend: I love Deimos
(6:05:48 PM) otend: have I ever said that?
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Damen on October 20, 2012, 10:41:40 pm
21:36   Deimos:   damnit, no spare RCA cables in the house
21:36   Deimos:   well that sucks
21:37   Deimos:   i have a cable to power up an argon laser but nothing for my speakers
21:37   Deimos:   thats ridiculous
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Damen on October 21, 2012, 11:12:39 pm
Holy shit, kids, a not-Deimos quote!

22:10   Ironbite:   imagine if Tesla had managed to entrench himself more firmly in history's ass with his massive electrical cock I'm pretty sure we'd have flying cars by now
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Distind on October 23, 2012, 03:30:28 pm
Putting things right with another Deimos quote:
 
15:23 Deimos that awkward moment where you try to write coliforms
15:23 Deimos but you're watching porn
15:23 Deimos and you write down clitforms
15:24 Veras Don't know that I've ever tried to multitask with porn
15:26 Deimos i shouldnt try to write with porn playing
15:26 Deimos one time i sent an essay to the teacher with the words "giant mouse titties" as a header
15:27 Distind what was the last word supposed to be?
15:27 Deimos when the essay was about cancerous epithelial cells in mouse mammary tissue
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Kain on October 29, 2012, 07:34:38 pm
07:32   Miles   WHY AM I ALWAYS SO HUNGRY?
07:32   Veras   tapeworms?
07:32   Wykked_Wytch   because you touch yourself at night
07:32   Veras   because you let your tapeworms touch you at night?
07:33   Wykked_Wytch   ew what
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Igor on November 01, 2012, 03:09:03 am
[03:05] * Reptar_On_Ice (44ca6b03@hmask-29FC3337.mibbit.com) has joined #fstdt
[03:05] * ChanServ gives voice to Reptar_On_Ice
[03:06] <Reptar_On_Ice> Hey, look!
[03:06] <Reptar_On_Ice> There's some kids, on the ICE!
[03:06] <Reptar_On_Ice> What's a dinosaur to do, when there's kids ON THE ICE!
[03:06] <Reptar_On_Ice> Quick! Somebody call their MOOOOOM!
[03:06] * Reptar_On_Ice has quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
[03:06] <Random> what the fuck just happened?
[03:07] <Random> sooo what do you think, quotes thread?
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Damen on December 10, 2012, 03:21:55 am
01:18   Deimos:   Uaaaagh
01:18   Deimos:   Mom smoked behind me while I was peeling potatoes
01:18   Deimos:   Horking up so much white crap
01:18   Deimos:   Not my sexiest moment
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Damen on December 17, 2012, 07:39:55 pm
18:38   Deimos:   "once the sword is drawn, the passion of men knows no bounds"
18:38   Deimos:   Ohhhhhhh my porno brain....
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Damen on December 20, 2012, 11:22:22 pm
22:20   miles:   ...Weird things happen when I expose myself in public.
22:20   miles:   ...
22:20   miles:   TO THE PUBLIC.
22:20   miles:   LIKE, GO OUT IN PUBLIC
22:21   miles:   I DON'T MAKE MYSELF INDECENT LIKE THAT, I SWEAR
22:21   The_L|Laptop:   We know what you meant, Miles.
22:21      Damen stiffles a laugh
22:21   MadCatTLX:   surrrrrre...
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Damen on December 23, 2012, 03:17:14 am
02:10   Alkaline:   http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=40293
02:10   Wykked_Wytch:   "George W. Bush died in 1987 and was carried on through secret laboratories (Area 51 etc.) as a zombie henceforth" Didn't I watch an anime where this happened once or something
02:11   Damen:   You know...I find that completely plausible. Copy degradation would explain his stupidity.
02:11   DarkfireTaimatsu:   Yeah, that explains a lot, really.
02:12   Alkaline:   ...I never thought of it that way.
02:12   Alkaline:   O.o
02:12   Wykked_Wytch:   woah
02:12   Wykked_Wytch:   The crazy old kook might be on to something
02:12   Damen:   Blew your minds, didn't I? :D
02:12   Alkaline:   yase~ :D
02:13   Alkaline:   </tank>
02:13   Alkaline:   d:
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Damen on December 23, 2012, 04:26:50 pm
15:20   Deimos2:   I hate it when I know something's not working when it should
15:22   B-Man:   You broke your penis, Deimos2?
15:22   Deimos2:   Bitch please, my penis is a tank
15:23   Deimos2:   It cam take all the punishment
15:23      Damen punishes Deimos2's penis with a strongly worded letter
15:23      Siraj snorts his tea
15:24   Deimos2:   D:
15:24      Deimos2 shrivels
15:24      Damen is the winner! ;D

*edit*

15:28   Deimos:   My penis is way too quotable
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Damen on December 28, 2012, 10:17:38 pm
21:12      Ironbite rips Deimos' spine out, uses it as toothpick
21:15   Deimos:   be warned, my cerebrospinal fluid is mainly semen
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: ironbite on December 28, 2012, 10:30:47 pm
Eh I've eaten worse.
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Damen on December 29, 2012, 11:14:03 pm
21:57   Damen:   Mmm. Glad I stayed out of the pony threads.
21:58   Damen:   Advantages of not being a brony.
22:01      Deimos brohoofs damen
22:01   Deimos:   :P
22:01   Deimos:   im kidding im not a tool :P
22:02      Damen sends Deimos to the glue factory
22:02   Deimos:   D:
22:02   Deimos:   i wanna go to the lube factory :<
22:02   Wykked_Wytch:   ... thanks for the info
22:03   Deimos:   well i dont want to stick things together
22:03   Deimos:   i wanna make things....slippereh >:#
22:03   Deimos:   >:3
22:09   Damen:   ...
22:09   Deimos:   im not weird
22:09   Deimos:   i swear
22:10   Damen:   You know I am well tempted to post that in the Quotes thread, eh?
22:10   Wykked_Wytch:   lol
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Zygarde on December 30, 2012, 12:26:02 am
While Talking about weird conspiracy theories surrounding Jews

23:22   Alkaline   "Christianity is the cause of all our problems, because the Christians (with their "holy" bible) allow the Jews (their "chosen people") to enter through our back doors and spread their foul Hebrew poison into our minds and wells."
23:22   Alkaline   Yeah, that doesn't sound suggestive /at all/.
23:22   Alkaline   
23:23   Empress_Of_Zombies   I would love a jew to enter my "back door" and spread his poison in my "well"
23:23   Wykked_Wytch   haha
23:23   Shepard|ChasingSaren   *chokes*
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on January 01, 2013, 12:36:14 am
NSFW

(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Igor on January 01, 2013, 04:16:46 am
<Wykked_Wytch> Tell me if I eat anyone

Sometimes these things work best without context.
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Damen on January 01, 2013, 09:48:12 pm
19:09   Deimos:   me: *stands really close behind tom and creepy smiles*
19:09   Deimos:   tom:...lu..lui....you're brother is doing something to me
19:09   Deimos:   lui: *looks at me* dont worry, hes just raping you
19:09   Deimos:   tom:...why
19:09   Deimos:   me: hnnnnng
19:09   Deimos:   lui: he'll be done in a moment
19:09   Deimos:   tom: why the hell am i over here so much...
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Damen on January 02, 2013, 12:14:15 am
22:54   armandtanzarian:   hi
22:54   Damen:   'allo
22:54   Damen:   You missed doughnuts.
22:54   armandtanzarian:   its okay i just ate
22:55   Shepard|SavingEarth:   she wants to know waht kind of donuts
22:59   Damen:   Alas, I have but glazed. Though I am likely gonna hunt down chocolate frosted soon.
23:00   armandtanzarian:   buttglazed
23:01      *** Deimos joined #fstdt
23:01      +++ ChanServ has given voice to Deimos
23:04   armandtanzarian:   look, i summoned Deimos
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Damen on January 03, 2013, 01:12:39 am
You can't make this shit up.

00:02   Paimun:   shave your balls and then put aftershave on them
00:02   Paimun:   feels great
00:04   ironchew:   afterballs
00:07      *** Deimos joined #fstdt
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Damen on January 07, 2013, 06:47:37 pm
Edited for the funny.

17:44      *** Deimos joined #fstdt
17:44      +++ ChanServ has given voice to Deimos
17:45   Deimos:   Holy crap why did the busdriver havr the aircon on
17:45   Deimos:   If my nipples got any harder they would have been poking the back of the guy in front of me

*later*

18:40   Deimos:   I'm in chads surbub waiting for my train
18:40   Deimos:   It smells like herpes
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Witchyjoshy on January 09, 2013, 01:29:30 am
(12:22:16 AM) vormir: i *may* have accidentally lit my horse on fire.
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Kain on January 10, 2013, 08:31:28 pm
09:30   armandtanzarian   to quote the great philosopher Deimos
09:30   armandtanzarian   GHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYY
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Otend on January 18, 2013, 10:44:03 pm
<Damen> I'd say to imagine them all naked to get over your anxiety, but I don't want you to drown them in cum.
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on January 18, 2013, 11:06:36 pm
20:05   Paimun   i enjoy shitting on people
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Damen on January 24, 2013, 07:35:44 pm
18:29   The_L:   I like the goat.

This is not the first time The_L has made an unfortunate statement involving goats. :P
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Zygarde on January 26, 2013, 05:55:14 pm
Zachski   Deimos
Zachski   There was a part of my dream last night where I dreamed that the Dovahkiin from Skyrim (the typical Nord one, that is) ended up fucking a gaint
Zachski   giant*
Deimos   ...ew
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Damen on January 30, 2013, 03:33:10 am
02:32   Reef_Watertype:   those aren't tits. That's an ass in a bra
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Damen on February 07, 2013, 02:57:58 am
01:14   Deimos:   Hah. Jais roomates friend is terrified of me
01:14   DarkfireTaimatsu:   For good reason?
01:14   Wykked_Wytch:   oh god what did you do to that poor man
01:15   Deimos:   He was questioning me about autopsies right. And I was cutting some beef for the curry and he said to me "so, is slicing that meat different to a body"
01:15   Deimos:   And I said "no...in the end its all just flesh..blood...bone"
01:16   Wykked_Wytch:   oh, Deimos, Deimos
01:16   Wykked_Wytch:   what are we gonna do with you
01:17   DarkfireTaimatsu:   Sell tickets?
01:17   Damen:   I vote we donate him to science for study.
01:17   Wykked_Wytch:   For some reason I can visualize Deimos with an eerie grin spreading across his face as he said those words
01:18   Deimos:   Yeah I did do that actually
01:18   Zachski:   Deimos, I like you ;D
01:19   Damen:   Wykked_Wytch: Relevant Pic (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v477/JohnDamen/Deimos-Some-Men.jpg)
01:20   Deimos:   Zach. You love me and you know it
01:21   Wykked_Wytch:   oh yes that's perfect xD
01:21   Zachski:   I love you like a brother =3=
01:21   Deimos:   :3
01:21   Wykked_Wytch:   I love you like a reticulated python
01:21   Wykked_Wytch:   You're fun to be with even though you might kill me
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: chad sexington on February 07, 2013, 03:28:01 am
Holy shit, Deimos has his own meme now? :o
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Damen on February 09, 2013, 01:02:17 am
Indeed he does. It is the natural order of things.

---

23:35   DarkfireTaimatsu:   So I guess we're talking about either a dog or a mental patient?
23:36   Random:   A dog that acts like a mental patient, Tai
23:36   Siraj:   dog
23:36   Random:   -that acts like a mental patient
23:37   Damen:   A troll disguised as a dog.
23:37   DarkfireTaimatsu:   I accept all of these answers.
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on February 15, 2013, 01:46:53 pm
[12:44] <+Distind> #666 just so happens to be that grey I've used for years now.
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Damen on February 15, 2013, 07:55:05 pm
18:49   Miles:   I did a dumb.
18:49   Miles: And got paid for it.
18:49   Miles: And now Tim will love me forever.
18:49   chitoryu12:   Still haven't said what it is
18:49   Miles:   I went to Albertson's, right?
18:50   Randomwolf:   what did you do?
18:50   Miles:   I couldn't find what I wanted, so I decided to have fun instead.
18:50   Miles:   I ran up to a cashier, panting, completely out of breath.
18:50   Miles:   And I ask him "What day is it?"
18:50   Miles:   He says "Um...Friday?"
18:50   chitoryu12:   Uh oh
18:50   chad_sexington:   heh
18:50   Miles:   Me: "No, day of the year."
18:50   Randomwolf:   ...oh no
18:50   Randomwolf:   oh
18:51   Miles:   Him: "Oh, it's the 15th."
18:51   chitoryu12:   I've always wanted to do that. But I need more preparation
18:51   Miles:   Me: "Okay. Do you know what YEAR it is?"
18:51   Miles:   Him: "...What? It's 2013."
18:51   Miles:   Me: "...You're completely serious?"
18:51   Miles:   Him: "Yeah, it's kinda obvious..."
18:52   Miles:   I then look at him with the subtlest shock face ever.
18:52   Miles:   Shout "OH GOD, IT WORKED!"
18:52   Miles:   And then run out of the store cheering.
18:52   Randomwolf:   Miles, you are several hundred kinds of awesome
18:52   Miles:   Different cashier runs out after me, tells me it was the funniest thing he'd ever seen on the job, and hands me five bucks.
18:52   Miles:   Then he tells me to never do it again.
18:53   Miles:   And that's why I'm not allowed of the house.
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Damen on February 18, 2013, 05:51:50 pm
16:28   CDR_Shepard:   I like that if you google "Am fear nach glèidh na h-airm san t-sìth, cha bhi iad aige 'n àm a' chogaidh." you get our forums
16:28   Alkaline:   lol
16:29   CDR_Shepard:   Both of them
16:29   Randomwolf:   heh
16:29   Randomwolf:   <TIM> YOU FOOL! </TIM>
16:29   Randomwolf:   ...the more he sounds like a supervillain
16:31      Damen waves at CDR_Shepard
16:31   The_L:   Shep: What does that mean?
16:32   Damen:   It means "I like Pie," The_L
16:32   The_L:   oh
16:32   Damen:    ;D
16:32   The_L:   ....wai
16:32   CDR_Shepard:   He that keeps not his arms in time of peace will have none in time for war.
16:32      Alkaline waves to Wykked_Wytch
16:32   The_L:   that whole damn thing cannot possibly
16:32   The_L:   ah. OK.
16:32      Damen troll faces at The_L
16:32   Alkaline:   lol
16:33   Damen:   *troll face pic*
16:33   The_L:   Thanks a lot, Damen.
16:33   Damen:   Welcome. ^-^
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on February 20, 2013, 01:27:16 am
[00:23] <+Kradorex> On the core's database management software, there's a button: "Check Privleges", all I can think of is social justice nonsense whenever I see  that button now

Edit: I know we want to limit our stickies, but I regularly have trouble spotting this thread.  If it was stickied, things would be easier.
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Damen on February 21, 2013, 08:06:53 pm
It was stickied for a while...until SOMEONE thought it didn't need to be anymore. >:(

In any case, it's been too long without a Deimos quote. We must fix this.

19:00   Deimos:   On the train
19:01   Deimos:   Oh gods it smells like lard and inbreeding
19:01   Deimos:   ....and broccoli
19:02   Deimos:   The lard and inbreeding is hyperbole but what the fuck is up with the broccoli smell
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Damen on February 23, 2013, 07:18:06 pm
18:12   chitoryu12:   I try not to touch it. Bad things happen when I do

Because who needs context? ;D
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Witchyjoshy on February 24, 2013, 11:49:12 pm
(10:44:29 PM) Miles: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0e/Link_LOZ_with_items.png
(10:44:34 PM) Miles: ...Wrong Link.
(10:44:38 PM) Miles: http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100624200030/zelda/images/9/9d/Link_Artwork_1_(Twilight_Princess).png
(10:44:42 PM) Miles: This should be a better link.
(10:44:43 PM) Randomwolf: hahahahahahahaha
(10:45:17 PM) ***Randomwolf laughed WAY harder than he should have at that
(10:45:32 PM) vormir: ,,,
(10:45:33 PM) vormir: ...
(10:45:48 PM) ***Zachski head desks with a silly grin on his face
(10:46:02 PM) ***CMDR_Shepard facepaws.
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: ironbite on February 25, 2013, 12:31:56 am
Oh...oh Miles.
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: TheL on February 27, 2013, 04:27:04 pm
That is so cute. :3
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Damen on February 28, 2013, 08:38:53 pm
19:36   Deimos:   nice thing about being australian is that you can call yourself a socialist and nobody will know what it means
19:37   chitoryu12:   Nice thing about being American is that you can mention socialism, and then shoot the lynch mob
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: chitoryu12 on March 01, 2013, 06:41:48 pm
18:40      *** B-Man joined #fstdt
18:40      +++ ChanServ has given voice to B-Man
18:40   Caitshidhe   I'm not allowed to fuck girls yet
18:40   WykkedWytch   ohai thar B-Man
18:40   WykkedWytch   ...
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Damen on March 06, 2013, 06:28:54 pm
17:27   Deimos:   Nothing gets your girlfriend off more than shoving farming equipment into her vagina
17:28   Deimos:   I know I love it when my prostate is tractored
17:28   Wykked_Wytch:   o_o
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Southern Comforter on March 06, 2013, 07:10:11 pm
Quote from: Damen on March 06, 2013, 06:28:54 pm
17:27   Deimos:   Nothing gets your girlfriend off more than shoving farming equipment into her vagina
17:28   Deimos:   I know I love it when my prostate is tractored
17:28   Wykked_Wytch:   o_o
Sounds like a magical place you got set up here...
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Damen on March 06, 2013, 07:17:45 pm
It is. It's a wonderful land of unicorns and assports.

Assports?

18:10   Damen:   Heya, Ironbite, where ya been?
18:11   Ironbite:   the airport
18:11   Deimos:   up my butt
18:11   shy:   there's an airport in deimos' ass?
18:11   Ironbite:   telling you Deimos
18:11   Ironbite:   fuck some shit up!
18:11   Wykked_Wytch:   I wonder if there are flights to Deimos' ass from JFK
18:12   Damen:   If there's an airport up Deimos' ass, he better fart us out some bags of peanuts.
18:12   Deimos:   yes
18:12   Deimos:   yes there is
18:12      Deimos bends over and lets out a boeing
18:12   Deimos:   my prostate is a landing strip!
18:12   Deimos:   its got a guy on it waving lights and everything
18:12   Zachski:   "Ungh, that's right... land that plane..."
18:13   Ironbite:   ....why is there a guy on the taxi way?
18:13   Ironbite:   he could die
18:13   Damen:   I think Deimos is now in a contest for notoriety against Sleepy's cave.
18:13   Ironbite:   bah
18:13   Deimos:   well it doesnt exactly have a lot of natural light
18:13   Ironbite:   nothing is as deep or as big as Sleepy's vagoo
18:14   Ironbite:   my cat is laying on my angles...she warm kitty
18:14   Ironbite:   she seeeping
18:14   shy:   sleepy's vagina, the supermassive blackhole
18:15   Damen:   I dunno, Sleep's vagoo doesn't have a 747 hanger.

Assports.
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Kain on March 11, 2013, 05:54:26 pm
05:48   Lithp    How ARE you, Deimos?
05:49   Kradorex   ⫷ 17.45.58 ◉ +Siraj ⫸ work went well, here <-- good, good
05:49   Deimos   Yeah...totally didn't expect someone to ask me that *sarcasm*
05:49   Lithp   Then I'll just have to do something that you don't expect.
05:50   Deimos   Blow me?
05:50   Alkaline   lol
05:50   Deimos smirk
05:51   Lithp    Sure.
05:51   Lithp puts Deimos's dick in a fan & turns it on.
05:51   Deimos   Well played
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: chitoryu12 on March 15, 2013, 07:37:21 pm
19:36   syaoranvee   I put the screw
19:36   syaoranvee   in the tuna
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Damen on March 15, 2013, 09:43:48 pm
20:39 Deimos: ....
20:39 Deimos: im such a bitch
20:40 Deimos: that guy that wrote "leave douchebag" in my agarose gel
20:40 Deimos: he sent me a message telling me to give him this coding sequence for lactose fermentations
20:40 Damen: Did you tell him to go fuck himself?
20:41 Siraj: you gave him the wrong one, didn't you?
20:41 Deimos: i sent him a coding sequence that will make the bacteria produce the most foul smelling gas known
20:41 chad_sexington:  ;D
20:41 Alkaline:  ;D
20:41 Damen: ...you are wonderful.
20:41 Siraj: mwahaha
20:41 Deimos: worse than hydrogen sulfide
20:41 otend: I love you
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Zygarde on March 16, 2013, 03:53:30 pm
Again No context just cause

14:50   chitoryu12   Beware my bathroom mirror, bitches
14:50   Lilith   ...I wish i was that mirror
14:50   Eva   o_o
14:50   Lilith   I regret nothing!
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: chitoryu12 on March 16, 2013, 04:02:51 pm
Actually, what context you put to it is EXACTLY what the context is.
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on March 16, 2013, 04:17:08 pm
Quote from: Damen on March 15, 2013, 09:43:48 pm
20:39 Deimos: ....
20:39 Deimos: im such a bitch
20:40 Deimos: that guy that wrote "leave douchebag" in my agarose gel
20:40 Deimos: he sent me a message telling me to give him this coding sequence for lactose fermentations
20:40 Damen: Did you tell him to go fuck himself?
20:41 Siraj: you gave him the wrong one, didn't you?
20:41 Deimos: i sent him a coding sequence that will make the bacteria produce the most foul smelling gas known
20:41 chad_sexington:  ;D
20:41 Alkaline:  ;D
20:41 Damen: ...you are wonderful.
20:41 Siraj: mwahaha
20:41 Deimos: worse than hydrogen sulfide
20:41 otend: I love you

Deimos, you wonderful evil bastard.
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Damen on March 17, 2013, 10:44:14 pm
21:40   Deimos:   my discussion for this lab report is delightfully waffly
21:40   Deimos:   i love waffling on
21:40   Deimos:   although i dont really like waffles....
21:41   Deimos:   though waffle is incredibly fun to say....
21:41   Deimos:   aaaaand then again, muttering waffle waffle waffle a few times gets you strange looks from the people around you
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on March 19, 2013, 08:24:30 pm
[19:17] <+B-Man> Deadchat is dead.
[19:17] <+Randomwolf> indeed
[19:21] * Tank rolls over the rotting corpses
[19:21] <+chad_sexington> I'm not dead...
[19:21] <+B-Man> Now you are.
[19:22] <+B-Man> Tank just crushed you.
[19:22] * Damen (440c4a8e@hmask-C6F55A42.mibbit.com) has joined #fstdt
[19:22] * ChanServ sets mode +v Damen for#fstdt
[19:23] <+chad_sexington> noooooo *splat*
[19:23] * chad_sexington (me@hmask-53BF8C2B.dynamic.dsl.mel.iprimus.net.au) Quit ( Quit: If Icould live my life half as worthlessly as you, I'm convinced that I'd wind up burning too! )
[19:23] <+B-Man> Lol.
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Damen on March 23, 2013, 09:54:55 pm
20:50   Deimos:   I'm aroused
20:51      *** B-Man joined #fstdt
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Witchyjoshy on March 28, 2013, 10:15:07 pm
(9:12:41 PM) ***Hofstadter touches magus' plywood
(9:13:25 PM) ***Magus_Silveresti shows off his woodcraft skill
(9:13:59 PM) Hofstadter: ...how the fuck did that get me horny
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Radiation on April 16, 2013, 01:05:57 am
[01:02:47] <B-Man> WHAT. THE. HOLY. FUCKING. BALLS. OF. SATAN?!!!
[01:03:11] <Magus_Silveresti> Satan's Balls are now Balls of Holy Fucking
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Kain on April 17, 2013, 09:58:01 pm
09:56      Hofstadter takes away all of zachs games that involve the word "quest" in them
09:56   Hofstadter   >:3
09:56      Magus_Silveresti takes away Deimos's gonads
09:57   Alkaline   Well, that escalated quickly.
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Witchyjoshy on April 18, 2013, 04:44:03 am
(3:35:58 AM) Magus_Silveresti: [Dad] has more or less forbidden me from applying to factory work myself, because he hates it and doesn't want it to be inflicted on me
(3:36:04 AM) Magus_Silveresti: I'm not exactly objecting
(3:36:31 AM) B-Man: Haha.
(3:37:01 AM) DarkfireTaimatsu: What if your arm accidentally mutates into one of those sparky welding robots you see on car assembly lines?
(3:37:22 AM) Magus_Silveresti: Which arm?
(3:37:48 AM) B-Man: Whicever arm that one dude from FMA lost.
(3:37:58 AM) Magus_Silveresti: ...My right arm.
(3:38:03 AM) Magus_Silveresti: No, please.  That's my fapping arm.
(3:38:12 AM) B-Man: Haha.
(3:38:19 AM) B-Man: So get a robotic penis!
(3:39:15 AM) Magus_Silveresti: .....
(3:39:23 AM) Magus_Silveresti: That's a terrible idea
(3:39:32 AM) Magus_Silveresti: You're a terrible idea
(3:39:42 AM) B-Man: Just make it rust proof!
(3:39:54 AM) B-Man: Shoot oil instead of jizz!
(3:39:54 AM) Randomwolf: Your ideas have terrible ideas!
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Damen on April 18, 2013, 04:55:14 pm
15:53   Eva:   I knew all those Swedes were fishy
15:54   Hofstadter:   well when you have a language that sounds like a cat under water fucking itself on a dildo
15:54   Hofstadter:   youre gonna sound fishy
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Søren on April 21, 2013, 11:43:44 pm
armandtanzarian   come on, prostitution is legal in aussie
13:41   Alkaline   nah, what i need is some CBT
13:41   Alkaline   or something along those lines
13:41   Alkaline   but i'll never get the help i need
13:42   Hofstadter   cbt
13:42   Hofstadter   cock and balls torture? O.o
13:42   Alkaline   http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cognitive_behavioral_therapy
13:42   Alkaline   should've seen that coming
13:42   Hofstadter   .....okay that makes more sense
13:42   Hofstadter   ive been reading too much porn
13:42   Alkaline   yes, you have
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Damen on April 24, 2013, 03:49:01 pm
14:20      *** Tank joined #fstdt
14:32      Zeta throws a Tank at Yuu
14:32      Yuu is K.O.'d
14:32   Zeta:   ...Tank Yuu?
14:32   Yuu:   ...
14:32   Yuu:   points, never heard that one before.
14:33   Damen:   +1 Pun!
14:33      Tank helped since he was the one that was thrown d:
14:33   Zeta:   I've got a Pungeon, and Yuu are the gatekeeper!
14:36   Yuu:   XD
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Zygarde on May 02, 2013, 07:54:31 pm
Lilith:Well if you need me I'll be listening to A Flock of Seagulls 
Tank:did all the metal make u run...run so far away-*shot*
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on May 03, 2013, 01:45:54 pm
[12:44] <Magus_Silveresti> Yeah Naruto fans are the bronies of the anime fandom
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: TheL on May 03, 2013, 03:13:49 pm
Seriously, what the Hel happened to the IRC?  I can't seem to get on.  Was I banned and I just don't know it?

...Just figured it out.  How the FUCK did I have myself logging into Rizon?
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on May 03, 2013, 03:30:55 pm
Quote from: TheL on May 03, 2013, 03:13:49 pm
Seriously, what the Hel happened to the IRC?  I can't seem to get on.  Was I banned and I just don't know it?

...Just figured it out.  How the FUCK did I have myself logging into Rizon?

I dunno.  Misconfigured chat client for...whatever reason?
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: ironbite on May 03, 2013, 06:37:56 pm
Quote from: TheL on May 03, 2013, 03:13:49 pm
Seriously, what the Hel happened to the IRC?  I can't seem to get on.  Was I banned and I just don't know it?

...Just figured it out.  How the FUCK did I have myself logging into Rizon?

Welp time for you to go abase yourself on some alter or...something.

Ironbite-why am I hitting post for this?
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: chad sexington on May 03, 2013, 09:30:42 pm
It's L - I'd rather she debased herself on an altar somewhere.  With pics!
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: ironbite on May 03, 2013, 10:03:02 pm
I'm sorry but what part of committed relationship don't we understand?

Ironbite-no more naughty pics for us....I'm sad.
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: chad sexington on May 03, 2013, 11:10:41 pm
... I thought she was still single :(
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on May 20, 2013, 03:07:00 am
[02:05] <Magus_Silveresti> "Huh, a Skyrim Let'sPlay for a Death Knight character?  Let me checkit out." *voice of a 10 year old blares throughthe spakers* "NOPE."
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Kain on May 20, 2013, 04:24:41 pm
04:21      Damen pokes Hofstadter
04:22      *** Hofstadter quit (Client exited)
04:22   Tank    u killed him
04:23   Tank    d:
04:23   Alkaline   rofl
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Witchyjoshy on May 20, 2013, 09:39:14 pm
(8:36:16 PM) Magus_Silveresti: So I tried to let a spider land on the back of my hand earlier
(8:36:52 PM) Magus_Silveresti: It was confused about the hairs on the back of my hand and eventually fled in terror
(8:37:11 PM) chitoryu12: Spiders: We are Cthulhu to them
(8:37:40 PM) Magus_Silveresti: Basically
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Kain on May 22, 2013, 07:32:14 pm
07:21   otend   guys
07:21   otend   i killed my mother
07:21   otend   ;D

It's true; some things really are better without context. ;D
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: chitoryu12 on June 07, 2013, 10:39:33 pm
22:37   armandtanzarian   suck me off like one of those french girls
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Damen on June 25, 2013, 11:20:57 pm
22:18   armandtanzarian:   they're filibustering the filibuster and filibustering the objections to the filibuster to make it last till midnight
22:18   Eva:   filiception
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Kain on July 10, 2013, 11:53:59 pm
10:53   Alkaline   I think I killed the chat O.o
10:54   chad_sexington   oops
10:54   chad_sexington   that was clever
10:54   Alkaline   lol
10:58   chad_sexington   better revive it then
10:58      Alkaline breaks out a defibrillator
10:58   Alkaline   CLEAR
10:58   Alkaline   *thmp*
11:00   chad_sexington   boo :(
11:00   Eva   lol
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: MadmanJohnson on July 29, 2013, 06:35:45 pm
16:10   Eva   "This is like the Mona Lisa of art!" uh
16:12   MadmanJohnson   And then the Stars combine with dinosaurs, Autocthonia and a black hole to form....
16:13   MadmanJohnson   plays the Voltron theme
16:13   MadmanJohnson   Da da da da da da na na!
16:14   MadmanJohnson   Hmm....
16:14   MadmanJohnson   What's a good name for it...
16:16   MadmanJohnson   Autocthon Dino Alchemical Gravitational Star Giant! Say that three times fast!
16:19   MadmanJohnson   And there was much jaw dropping.
16:20   MadmanJohnson   Now that bit of crazy is done....
16:21   MadmanJohnson   I'm going to nuke the whales!
EDIT: Added parts of conversation with Lilith and Valerius.

   MadmanJohnson looks up from his ecchi.
17:16   MadmanJohnson   As long you don't create the Technobots, I'm fine.
17:17      MadmanJohnson goes back to his ecchi.
17:17   MadmanJohnson   Ooh....Finally the good part.
17:17   Lilith   Meh Dinobots are the greatest and anyone who says otherwise should get eaten by Grimlock himself
17:18   MadmanJohnson   No, Powermaster Optimus Prime is the Best Transformer Ever. Even better with the Apex Bomber.
17:19   Lilith   Me Lilith no like you!
17:19   Valerius   I still have no idea what's going on, but this has been an interesting first time on the IRC. I think I'll head out and try to take as much of my sanity as I can with me.
17:19      *** Valerius quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
17:20      MadmanJohnson keeps watching his Ecchi.
17:20   MadmanJohnson   Did I hear something?
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: QueenofHearts on August 01, 2013, 04:22:57 pm
I'm lost, but that's okay :)
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: ironbite on August 01, 2013, 04:34:25 pm
It's MadmanJohnson...he's special.
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: TheL on August 02, 2013, 10:00:14 pm
Quote from: MadmanJohnson on July 29, 2013, 06:35:45 pm
   MadmanJohnson looks up from his ecchi.
17:16   MadmanJohnson   As long you don't create the Technobots, I'm fine.
17:17      MadmanJohnson goes back to his ecchi.
17:17   MadmanJohnson   Ooh....Finally the good part.
17:17   Lilith   Meh Dinobots are the greatest and anyone who says otherwise should get eaten by Grimlock himself
17:18   MadmanJohnson   No, Powermaster Optimus Prime is the Best Transformer Ever. Even better with the Apex Bomber.
17:19   Lilith   Me Lilith no like you!
17:19   Valerius   I still have no idea what's going on, but this has been an interesting first time on the IRC. I think I'll head out and try to take as much of my sanity as I can with me.
17:19      *** Valerius quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
17:20      MadmanJohnson keeps watching his Ecchi.
17:20   MadmanJohnson   Did I hear something?

SOUNDWAVE SUPERIOR.  DINOBOTS INFERIOR.
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: ironbite on August 03, 2013, 12:27:07 pm
Them's fighting words in some circles.

Ironbite-not with me but in some.
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Askold on August 03, 2013, 01:18:18 pm
Transformers are robots in disguise.

Dinobots "disguise" themselves as vaguely dinosaur shaped robots.

Soundwave disguises himself as a radio. 

Out of those it is very clear that Soundwave is the smart one. Giant mechanical dinosaur attract attention and they cannot do a sneak attack, but when a radio launches a c-casette that transforms into a robot ptrerodactyl (See? Soundwave's minion is better at being a stealthy dinosaur-robot than dinobots) it will certainly have the element of suprise!
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Zygarde on August 03, 2013, 01:22:47 pm
You dare mock the Dinobots! I will end you! (not really I just like them since Grimlock is my favorite Transformer.)
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: ironbite on August 03, 2013, 04:49:00 pm
Quote from: askold on August 03, 2013, 01:18:18 pm
Transformers are robots in disguise.

Dinobots "disguise" themselves as vaguely dinosaur shaped robots.

Soundwave disguises himself as a radio. 

Out of those it is very clear that Soundwave is the smart one. Giant mechanical dinosaur attract attention and they cannot do a sneak attack, but when a radio launches a c-casette that transforms into a robot ptrerodactyl (See? Soundwave's minion is better at being a stealthy dinosaur-robot than dinobots) it will certainly have the element of suprise!

There is so so SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much wrong with that statement that I'm going to have to just stop you right the fuck there.

The Dinobots did not choose their alt-mode.  They were created by Wheeljack and Ratchet after dinosaur bones were found in the same volcano as the Ark.  At first they were mindless beasts but Wheeljack made some upgrades and they were at least smart as children.  Later on Grimlock became so smart he kinda left the Dinobots for an episode but came right back after creating the Technobots.

Soundwave, on the other hand, had his alt mode chosen for him by Teletran I and Skywarp.  But before that Soundwave was pretty much a master of disguise.  I mean how hard was it to see him when he was A FUCKING LAMPPOST IS BEYOND ME!

Ironbite-and thus your transformer lesson for the day.
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: wrightway on August 03, 2013, 07:01:19 pm
Transformers question of the day: Which of the three origins for the Constructicons are you supposed to go by?
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: ironbite on August 03, 2013, 07:05:19 pm
All of them and none of them.

Ironbite-helpful ain't I?
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Kain on August 05, 2013, 05:28:54 pm
05:20   Tank rolls around in the silence
05:21   Alkaline watches the Silence fall
05:21 Alkaline   q:
05:23 Tank   .. :p
05:26 Booker_DeWitt   1 2 3 4 I declare a time war
05:28 Booker_DeWitt   5 6 7 8 daleks scream exterminate. 9, 10, 11 12, the doctor died and silence fell. 12, 11, 10, 9 there he goes back in time. 8, 7, 6, 5, saving everybody's lives. 4, 3, 2, 1, grab her hand and whisper "RUN"
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Damen on August 10, 2013, 04:25:09 am
03:01      Hofstadter bugeyes at his shogun 2 game
03:02   Hofstadter:   COCKSUCKING ASAI, YOU'RE GONNA FUCKING BURN
03:15   CDR_Shepard:   ...well then
03:16   Hofstadter:   right thats it, you fucked 3 trade agreements, imma execute your 9 year old kid
03:16   Hofstadter:   there, fuck you
03:17   Damen:   (http://borderofinsanity.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/meme-well-that-escalated-quickly.jpg)
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Kain on September 09, 2013, 09:14:15 pm
09:11   Hofstadter   Why am i still in a good mood
09:11   Hofstadter   Its fucking weird
09:13   ironchu   this man needs depression pronto
09:13   Alkaline   lol
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Søren on October 30, 2013, 02:35:13 am
otend   what's the thing you use to look in an orifice
   Hofstadter   really really long pliers
   otend   tip of my tongue
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Kain on November 04, 2013, 01:36:34 am
14:27   ironchew   but you learn to live with yourself
14:27   ironchew   that's what albuquerque's all about
14:31   DarkfireTaimatsu   No wonder Bugs takes a wrong turn whenever he gets there.
14:31   Alkaline   heh
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Damen on November 11, 2013, 04:57:41 am
03:17   Hofstadter:   Damen, currently, jai lives in ballarat
03:17   Hofstadter:   An isolated country town
03:17   Hofstadter:   Its like the hills have eyes without the hills
03:18   Damen:   ...why does the name of that town make me think of great big furry rat balls?
03:18   Hofstadter:   Because youre a gay furry
03:18   Damen:   Somehow I doubt that as the idea makes me feel repulsed.
03:19   Damen:   And why would anyone live in the small town of Rat Testicles?
03:19   Hofstadter:   Jais a country boy
03:19   Hofstadter:   And the cbd isnt bogany during the day, its basically filled with latte drinking wankers
03:20   Damen:   Yeah, the closest I get to being a country boy is when I blast through it at about 105 kph on my motorcycle.
03:22   Damen:   Not exceedingly fast until you factor in that it's usually on a two-lane road that is only paved in the technical sense but has more craters than the surface of the moon.
03:23   Hofstadter:   Safe
03:25   Damen:   Fuck safety, that's banjo country I travel through.
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Kain on November 14, 2013, 10:09:20 pm
10:53   Hofstadter   "you know what you get when you preorder a game, a big dick in your mouth"
11:00   Kanesyth   hawt
11:00   Kanesyth   
11:01   Tank   I just watched that episode like an hour or two ago
11:01   Tank   d:
11:01   Kanesyth   q:
11:08   Raz   Some people would not be opposed to that
11:08   Raz   Some people in this room, as a matter of fact
11:08   Hofstadter   I WANT DICK IN MY MOUTH
11:08   Raz   I sure as hell would
11:08   Kanesyth   rofl, dat timing~
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Damen on December 02, 2013, 07:21:39 am
04:31   Hofstadter:   me: hey, lui, wanna see how i fucked up my chair
04:31   Hofstadter:   lui: sure
04:31   Hofstadter:   me: *holds up the broken leg stem*
04:31   Hofstadter:   lui: were you leaning against that
04:31   Hofstadter:   me: I was getting off
04:31   Hofstadter:   lui: eeeeeeew
04:31   Hofstadter:   me: what....oh COME ON
04:31   Hofstadter:   lui: you said it!
04:31   Hofstadter:   me: i meant getting off the chair you fucking perv!
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Kain on December 14, 2013, 01:25:23 am
(After I linked a picture of mine)


12:45   Tank    brb stealing this for my progressive metal band's album cover (which will have two songs that are about 45 minutes each) d:
12:46   Kanesyth   q:
12:47   Flaria   o.o
12:47   KitsuneZeta   <o.o>
12:48      Kanesyth uses it for his space-themed black/death metal project
12:48   KitsuneZeta   I am the kind of nutcase that would have a 45-minute long song with solos everywhere!
12:49   Eniliad   Entitle it "Fuck you, Guitar Hero Fans"
12:49   Flaria   LOL
12:49   Kanesyth   LOL
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Witchyjoshy on December 29, 2013, 04:59:08 am
Hofstadter:   i love gamefaps
Hofstadter:   ...
Hofstadter:   faqs
Zachski:   Quoting
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: TheL on December 29, 2013, 08:00:22 pm
Kanesyth   http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=25051
   ironchew   well there's one thing i do know about hair
   armandtanzarian   so, any plans for NYE?
   ironchew   and that's to not make fun of bald people
   ironchew   otherwise you get mauled by 42 care bears
   The_L   rofl
   ironchew   (with jello boobs)
   The_L   So quoting that
   armandtanzarian   like in the bible
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Cerim Treascair on January 13, 2014, 01:06:46 am
[00:52] <Hofstadter> Also i found a really creepy thread on stormfront
[00:52] <Hofstadter> "The White Race transcends mortal boundaries. We are the natural forces of the sky, the celestial bodies, and the elements, in particular fire and water. We are all that is shining and beautiful beneath the earth, and all the gorgeous growing things, flowers and fruit, above it. The mud peoples are just that, mud, useful in some respects, but most of the time just an irritant."
[00:52] <Hofstadter> "I don't hate everything Black (I'm wearing it right now), and I won't walk into the liberal deathtrap of "we all bleed red", but the other races are so bland. We are a shining race, eyes like gems, hair like woven gold, skin as pure as snow and bright as milk."
[00:53] <Kanesyth> Then why are they so fucking dumb?
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: chitoryu12 on January 13, 2014, 01:45:11 am
Hair of woven gold? What about that brunette majority?

It's like they're intentionally trying to be a parody.
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Kain on February 02, 2014, 01:15:19 am
14:14   ironchew   computer, make me a cup of coffee
14:14   Kyana   This unit is NOT a replicator. - Make it yourself.
14:14   ironchew   ...!
14:14   Kanesyth   #rekt
Title: Re: Quotes from the IRC
Post by: Kain on February 16, 2014, 03:36:27 pm
04:35   Eniliad   Kyana, tell weird sex stories
04:35   Kyana   Think, then specify, it does help.
04:35   Eniliad   Oh.
04:35   Eniliad   Well I'm out of ideas.