"WILL YOU MARRY ME L?"
WILLYOMARRYME,L?DINGDINGDINGDING! We have a winnah! And as stated, the prize is a picture of myself....
*drumroll* ...but first, a few words from our sponsor.
My dearest Laura,
It was a little over 2 years ago when we first realized how we felt about each other. Unfortunately, living half a country apart kind of put a damper on things. With this persistent health issue I've been trying to deal with lately, I've been giving a lot of thought to how the rest of my life will be going. I'd really rather not spend any more time than necessary without you in it.
Now, I'm certainly not about to ask that we do that "forsaking all others" stuff. Hell, there's probably at least one other regular on this forum with whom we might end up shacking up together; s/he probably knows who s/he is.
*flashes a cocky smile to the audience* The thing is, though: between the aforementioned health issues I've been dealing with, and your desire to have one or more children, I know it'd be much better if we had that special piece of paper to make things all nice and official. I know our relationship is almost certainly going to last indefinitely, but I'd still like to have the piece of paper, so that I and our (currently hypothetical) children can rest a bit easier. To that end, I'd like to know if you'd please do me the unbelievable honor of becoming my wife.
"WILL YOU MARRY ME L?"
Well, what say you?