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Re: Video Game Thread 2.0
« Reply #5790 on: May 27, 2015, 06:10:40 pm »
So one guy decided to port an old Sega Saturn FPS to PC and it is awesome as fuck

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Re: Video Game Thread 2.0
« Reply #5791 on: May 29, 2015, 09:52:00 pm »
Hey, lookie here, some actual gameplay footage of Hatred.
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWKSopTFf2U" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWKSopTFf2U</a>
It's basically the HD edition of the original Postal. I don't think I've seen this much hysteria over nothing since the San Andreas Hot Coffee mod.

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« Reply #5792 on: May 29, 2015, 10:26:33 pm »
Hatred could have been interesting if it was meant as an over the top parody or deconstruction of what some people who don't understand video games think games are (would also help if it was released 10 years ago when they were relevant, but I digress), but the fact that it's supposed to be taken seriously makes it look just plain childish.

And the dev's claim that the game isn't political is such a load of horseshit. It was created by the same mentality that lead to black metal. It's a poor taste statement of their belief that games shouldn't be art or try to have any level of depth.
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« Reply #5793 on: May 29, 2015, 10:34:09 pm »
This is supposed to be gore worthy of a AO rating? I call bullshit.
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Re: Video Game Thread 2.0
« Reply #5794 on: May 29, 2015, 10:44:55 pm »
Hatred in a nutshell:


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« Reply #5795 on: May 29, 2015, 10:50:29 pm »
Hatred could have been interesting if it was meant as an over the top parody or deconstruction of what some people who don't understand video games think games are (would also help if it was released 10 years ago when they were relevant, but I digress), but the fact that it's supposed to be taken seriously makes it look just plain childish.
I don't think it was ever meant to be anything intelligent in the first place. Unfortunately, all of the moral panic it whipped up made it seem at a glance to be so much more important than it really is. People expect it to be either the death of gaming or a biting and brilliant satire of violence in video games and society or something. When it turns out to just be the mediocre twin stick shooter for people who listen to a little too much Linkin Park that is was always meant to be, suddenly both sides are underwhelmed.
This is supposed to be gore worthy of a AO rating? I call bullshit.
Exactly like that. A few pages back, Madman was demanding this "piece of shit" be pulled from Steam. Now he's saying it's positively tame. You see people, this is why moral panic over violent video games is just fucking stupid.

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« Reply #5796 on: May 30, 2015, 12:03:56 am »
Some people need a reason to feel smugly superior to others, I suppose...  The whinging was still annoying, though.
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Re: Video Game Thread 2.0
« Reply #5797 on: May 30, 2015, 10:56:19 am »
And now, the ending of Hatred. Were you expecting anything else?

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Si6gONPHYJQ" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Si6gONPHYJQ</a>
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And from what I've read, Hatred is hardly "a piece of shit" under the hood at least- so I'll rescind that. Now, if only I could pay these guys to remake Robotron 64...
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« Reply #5798 on: May 31, 2015, 02:16:03 pm »
Anybody check this out? I honestly think it's viral marketing for a X-Com sequel, what with all of the "we are still watching" stuff.

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« Reply #5799 on: May 31, 2015, 02:19:25 pm »
Anybody check this out? I honestly think it's viral marketing for a X-Com sequel.

I'd like to see that.

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« Reply #5800 on: June 01, 2015, 03:39:14 am »
Yeah, it's definitely a X-Com sequel promotion.

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Re: Video Game Thread 2.0
« Reply #5801 on: June 01, 2015, 11:29:55 am »
Confirmed: http://www.ign.com/articles/2015/06/01/xcom-2-announced-ign-first

a) THE TRAILER HAS A SNAKEMAN! YAY!

b) The game takes place on Earth AFTER the aliens have taken over it and X-COM makes up the resistance against the ADVENT that controls Earth. ...I wonder if this time we get to do the Terror Missions?

c) YAY!

d) The tall Sectoid is probably a human-sectoid hybrid. Since those were in X-com 3 already.
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Re: Video Game Thread 2.0
« Reply #5802 on: June 01, 2015, 03:16:36 pm »
The trailer for those you who struggle with IGN's website:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2E_-2wIJIzQ" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2E_-2wIJIzQ</a>

Well, shit, kiddos. It looks like the un-ascended Ethereals (Notice the poster behind the statue) went all City 17 up in this bitch of a planet. Hybrids, human collaborators, new aliens, the whole wazoo.
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Re: Video Game Thread 2.0
« Reply #5803 on: June 01, 2015, 04:33:58 pm »

Well now I know what I'm going to be doing all November.

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Re: Video Game Thread 2.0
« Reply #5804 on: June 02, 2015, 11:46:47 am »
I'm just gonna leave this here: http://fallout.bethsoft.com/


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