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Re: Catholic Cardinal: Gay Marriage is the same as Slavery
« Reply #16 on: March 07, 2012, 01:15:10 pm »
Considering the Catholic leadership was A-okay with slavery for centuries, I'm further confused by what this Cardinal is trying to say.
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Re: Catholic Cardinal: Gay Marriage is the same as Slavery
« Reply #17 on: March 07, 2012, 04:28:58 pm »
He means that homosexuality and slavery are both moral evils. He's full of shit, but that's what he meant.
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Re: Catholic Cardinal: Gay Marriage is the same as Slavery
« Reply #18 on: March 07, 2012, 05:40:02 pm »
The cardinal seems a bit confused to me.
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Re: Catholic Cardinal: Gay Marriage is the same as Slavery
« Reply #19 on: March 07, 2012, 05:47:05 pm »
He means that homosexuality and slavery are both moral evils. He's full of shit, but that's what he meant.

Thank you. I've been wracking my brain, trying to come up with how he was making the comparison
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Re: Catholic Cardinal: Gay Marriage is the same as Slavery
« Reply #20 on: March 07, 2012, 06:01:37 pm »
The UKIP are on his side too. UKIP are a very fringe far right party, sort of like the BNP but more, yet at the same time less, crazy.

http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2012/03/07/ukip-marriage-belongs-to-religion-not-government/

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Re: Catholic Cardinal: Gay Marriage is the same as Slavery
« Reply #21 on: March 08, 2012, 05:07:24 pm »
There has already been a perfect response to this fuckery.

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Re: Catholic Cardinal: Gay Marriage is the same as Slavery
« Reply #22 on: March 17, 2012, 06:26:15 pm »
Well, boo-fucking-hoo, Cardy.  My long-standing partner and I got married on Feb 29.  And guess what, in formerly Catholic Ireland, not one hint of religion is allowed in Civil Marriage.  Very refreshing.  Even more refreshing is that Bennasty won't bde coming to Ireland for one of your occult rituals.  Three guesses why...he won't get the audience, and that would be very embarrassing.

Now all my partner and I have to work out which of us is the slave, I suppose.  Perhaps we could alternate week about.
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Re: Catholic Cardinal: Gay Marriage is the same as Slavery
« Reply #23 on: March 18, 2012, 01:47:12 pm »
Egads, this is painful. Maybe he could also be trying to say that folks like him will be the "slaves," since the poor straight people would have no choice but to put up with the filthy homos and their tyrannical ways.
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Re: Catholic Cardinal: Gay Marriage is the same as Slavery
« Reply #24 on: March 18, 2012, 09:52:22 pm »
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