The right side of my jaw's been six shades of fucked, none of them pleasant, for a good while now. Some days, its perfectly fine and functions normally, and others, I can barely open my mouth without it hurting like a sonofabitch. Best part of all this? My mom's insurance dropped me on my 26th birthday and I've been trying to get Medicaid for...almost a month and a half, now, so I can't even get it looked at so, for all I know, there's some kind of alien parasite living in my jawbone slowly infesting and controlling my brain.
MOTHERFUCKING 'MURICA!