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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #11085 on: November 16, 2015, 11:56:04 pm »
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« Reply #11086 on: November 17, 2015, 12:27:56 am »
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« Reply #11087 on: November 17, 2015, 12:40:10 am »
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« Reply #11088 on: November 17, 2015, 01:33:36 am »
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« Reply #11089 on: November 17, 2015, 01:52:24 am »
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False. The movie specifically shows that they fail Napoleon and flee to some ice wasteland where they stay without a master until 1960s or possibly 70s.
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« Reply #11090 on: November 17, 2015, 02:04:07 am »
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False. The movie specifically shows that they fail Napoleon and flee to some ice wasteland where they stay without a master until 1960s or possibly 70s.

Running away from Napoleon... ice wasteland... did they flee to Finland!?
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« Reply #11091 on: November 17, 2015, 02:26:09 am »
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« Reply #11092 on: November 17, 2015, 03:03:22 am »
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Why always murder? Why do they never tell people how to get away with non-violent crimes?

While I'm on the subject... Why are there no crime dramas about crimes other than murder? Why doesn't Mrs. Marple ever come across someone who stole a car?

I mean in media there are basically two kinds of criminals:
-Murderers in shows where the police is the focus.
-Diamond thieves when the criminals are the focus.

Only exceptions I remember are the occasional drug smuggler in Hollywood action movies (but those aren't crime mysteries exactly) and those two shows where the main character is a serial killer.
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« Reply #11093 on: November 17, 2015, 08:09:28 am »
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« Reply #11094 on: November 17, 2015, 04:47:15 pm »

Why always murder? Why do they never tell people how to get away with non-violent crimes?


To be fair, most of that advice is equally applicable to any crime. Also, Breaking Bad is about dealing meth. Also, Dragnet has all kinds of crimes, as does Adam 12.

Murder is usually chosen because it's approximately the worst crime anyone can think of.

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« Reply #11095 on: November 17, 2015, 05:13:30 pm »

Why always murder? Why do they never tell people how to get away with non-violent crimes?


To be fair, most of that advice is equally applicable to any crime. Also, Breaking Bad is about dealing meth. Also, Dragnet has all kinds of crimes, as does Adam 12.

Murder is usually chosen because it's approximately the worst crime anyone can think of.

Which is why Phoenix Wright always seems to take murder cases.  The one time he took a case that wasn't a murder, it turned into a murder case.

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« Reply #11096 on: November 17, 2015, 05:41:48 pm »

Murder is usually chosen because it's approximately the worst crime anyone can think of.

most people lack imagination, then. off the top of my head: eating babies, pulling a mengele, vivisection, politics...
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« Reply #11097 on: November 17, 2015, 06:49:49 pm »
I'm pretty sure eating a baby is murder. And both vivisection and Mengele-ing are likely to turn into one.

Also, y'know, people don't usually kill people out of a desire to be pointlessly evil? They kill people because they want people dead. Saying they should instead torture someone seems like it misses the point.


(also, advice for murder that includes "pick someone at random" and "plan it a month in advance" is mostly useless unless you're a serial killer, most people who want to get away with murder have someone in particular in mind and/or did it in the heat of the moment)
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #11098 on: November 17, 2015, 07:18:27 pm »
I'm pretty sure eating a baby is murder. And both vivisection and Mengele-ing are likely to turn into one.

Also, y'know, people don't usually kill people out of a desire to be pointlessly evil? They kill people because they want people dead. Saying they should instead torture someone seems like it misses the point.


(also, advice for murder that includes "pick someone at random" and "plan it a month in advance" is mostly useless unless you're a serial killer, most people who want to get away with murder have someone in particular in mind and/or did it in the heat of the moment)

not if it dies of exposure, like, say, stuffing it in the freezer (still is criminal negligence and manslaughter). or buying it at your local cannibal butcher's (read: the deep web, then it becomes human trafficking). for the other two, you may have a point, unless the person is particularly skilled. in which case it goes from bad to worse in my book. as usual, you're right. people who kill people don't do it for the evulz most of the time. but i still maintain there are worse crimes than plain old vanilla murder. hell, i'd be more lenient on a murder of passion than i'd be on a nurse abusing their power, an arsonist firefighter, or a bailiff breathing.

i've thought waaaaaaaaay too much about this, haven't i?
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #11099 on: November 17, 2015, 11:40:22 pm »
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False. The movie specifically shows that they fail Napoleon and flee to some ice wasteland where they stay without a master until 1960s or possibly 70s.
Assuming that's true (I don't fully buy that) it would still mean they assisted Pol Pot, Idi Amin, Saddam Hussein,the Various South American dictatorships in the 70's, ect.