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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #3240 on: August 14, 2012, 12:45:41 am »
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #3242 on: August 14, 2012, 04:45:31 am »
What I want to know is how would the battle turn out if it was a naval battle similar to the ones fought in WWII and what types of ships would they be.
Going by what Damen said, it would be a big fuckoff fleet of Bismarck and Yamato class battleships and Shinano class carriers with a full compliment of modern screening vessels on the Federation side, and for the Empire we'd have a fairly modest fleet of Hermes class carriers and dreadnaught class battleships with a few equally slow and outdated screens.

Naturally, it would not end well for the Empire.

Aye.  Unless they turned tail and ran using their hyperdrives, which I really don't see happening, as they seem to be that brand of terminally stupid.

If we're using the Federation shortly after the end of Voyager, they've gotten a wealth of tactical and scientific data...all from one ship.  Like the Empire, the Borg are a big, ponderous foe who's got some fancy engines (transwarp drives, to be exact) which mean they can go further faster, but they're not as maneuverable in tight (in space terms) quarters.  On the other hand, mobility is one of the things the Federation's best at, and considering the fact that, after Voyager got home, they received intel on no less than three forms of faster-than-warp travel: transwarp, quantum slipstream, and coaxial induction drives, all of whom are capable of traveling the breadth of a galaxy in relatively short periods of time.

Factor into that the number of people they have working on all this, which could be anywhere from thousands to millions, and you've got a fleet that's on the verge of becoming not just maneuverable to the point of absurdity, but in possession of technology that puts them on a superior footing against the god damned Borg.  If the Empire wants to have a chance at destroying the Federation, it would have to be before this point is reached, otherwise, they'll be dead the moment they step into Federation space.
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #3243 on: August 14, 2012, 06:47:46 am »
What I want to know is how would the battle turn out if it was a naval battle similar to the ones fought in WWII and what types of ships would they be.
Going by what Damen said, it would be a big fuckoff fleet of Bismarck and Yamato class battleships and Shinano class carriers with a full compliment of modern screening vessels on the Federation side, and for the Empire we'd have a fairly modest fleet of Hermes class carriers and dreadnaught class battleships with a few equally slow and outdated screens.

Naturally, it would not end well for the Empire.

You seem remarkably well-versed in Trek canon for someone who's never seen an episode.
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« Reply #3244 on: August 14, 2012, 06:53:30 am »
What I want to know is how would the battle turn out if it was a naval battle similar to the ones fought in WWII and what types of ships would they be.
Going by what Damen said, it would be a big fuckoff fleet of Bismarck and Yamato class battleships and Shinano class carriers with a full compliment of modern screening vessels on the Federation side, and for the Empire we'd have a fairly modest fleet of Hermes class carriers and dreadnaught class battleships with a few equally slow and outdated screens.

Naturally, it would not end well for the Empire.

You seem remarkably well-versed in Trek canon for someone who's never seen an episode.
I just read Damen's post, figured "Federation = lots of awesome ships, Empire = a few mediocre ships" and went from there.

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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #3245 on: August 14, 2012, 08:17:23 am »
What I want to know is how would the battle turn out if it was a naval battle similar to the ones fought in WWII and what types of ships would they be.
Going by what Damen said, it would be a big fuckoff fleet of Bismarck and Yamato class battleships and Shinano class carriers with a full compliment of modern screening vessels on the Federation side, and for the Empire we'd have a fairly modest fleet of Hermes class carriers and dreadnaught class battleships with a few equally slow and outdated screens.

Naturally, it would not end well for the Empire.

You seem remarkably well-versed in Trek canon for someone who's never seen an episode.
I just read Damen's post, figured "Federation = lots of awesome ships, Empire = a few mediocre ships" and went from there.

Yeah, I fear I was mistaken about the Federation's fleet numbers. It wasn't 300 ships gathered for Operation Return.

It was 600.

Up against the Empire's forces that I never saw shooting at a target that wasn't more than a few kilometers away.

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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
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« Reply #3248 on: August 14, 2012, 02:40:30 pm »
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« Reply #3249 on: August 14, 2012, 04:19:38 pm »
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« Reply #3250 on: August 14, 2012, 04:57:33 pm »

As soon as I read "Put both lids of the toilet up", I knew what was coming.

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« Reply #3251 on: August 14, 2012, 05:13:09 pm »

As soon as I read "Put both lids of the toilet up", I knew what was coming.

I knew as soon as I saw but one word: Toilet.

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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #3253 on: August 15, 2012, 01:41:29 am »

I don't remember anything before the 2030 mark, and I have no idea what Forget About Dre and Eyjafjallajokull are, even though i apparently should.
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« Reply #3254 on: August 15, 2012, 02:34:32 am »
^ Eyjafjallajökull was a volcano in Iceland that erupted and caused a huge nuisance in not only Iceland but also most of Europe to where flights were delayed and tourists or business people were stranded until it was safe to pass where the trail of smoke was. I don't know about Forget About Dre either.