If only more dads were like Vader.
If more dads would be like Vader then they would:
*Severely harm the pregnant mother during an argument and then leave without bothering to check if she is still alive.
*Solve most debates they have gotten into by choking the life out of whoever disagrees with them.
*Be horribly scarred, both emotionally and physically.
*Wear a kickass cape.
*After finding out that their son is alive cut off one of his hands before trying to reconcile.
