I live with this: latest conversation with moron flatmate: "Internet is slow. Are you downloading stuff?"
morninglight2: "No... It's peak hour, more people are on the Internet, it's Dodo..."
morninglight2: "But there's only a few people on our network..."
morninglight2: "I'm talking about servers, more people using them...
morninglight2: "You're using an iPad..."
morninglight2: "Don;t hurt my iPad's feelings, it's a super iPad."
morninglight2: "Tell it to go to Bunnings, buy some timber, build a bridge and get the !@#$ over it."
morninglight2: "I'm going to research this to see if you're right."
morninglight2: "Sure, disregard everything I learnt in IT..."
morninglight2: *facepalm*