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There are very few problems that cannot be solved with a good taint punching.
Step down Mr. and Mrs. Politically Correct.It's so easy to be "punk" and "aware" living at home.You can't change shit, you're too self-righteous;you're the bigots you flaunt to loathe.
IIRC the Islamic/Quranic belief is that Jesus was one of a line of prophets, and that he wasn't actually crucified, he just made it appear so.Which is actually similar to the Gnostic Christian belief.
Yeah, Jesus is one of the most prominent figures in Islam. Unsurprisingly, Islam shares quite a few prophets/figures with Christianity and Judaism, like Abraham, Moses, Adam and Eve, etc.
Quote from: Fpqxz on May 26, 2012, 01:03:48 amIIRC the Islamic/Quranic belief is that Jesus was one of a line of prophets, and that he wasn't actually crucified, he just made it appear so.Which is actually similar to the Gnostic Christian belief.From what I heard, he is one in a line of prophets, but he's considered the second most important one, the first being, of course, Mohammed.Also, I heard that the "Jesus escaped crucifixion" belief is followed by a section of Japanese Christianity, which says that he escaped to Japan.
That may be the single gayest thing I have ever read on this board. Or the old one.
Quote from: Iosa the Invincible on May 26, 2012, 05:00:00 amQuote from: Fpqxz on May 26, 2012, 01:03:48 amIIRC the Islamic/Quranic belief is that Jesus was one of a line of prophets, and that he wasn't actually crucified, he just made it appear so.Which is actually similar to the Gnostic Christian belief.From what I heard, he is one in a line of prophets, but he's considered the second most important one, the first being, of course, Mohammed.Also, I heard that the "Jesus escaped crucifixion" belief is followed by a section of Japanese Christianity, which says that he escaped to Japan.I swear, everything under the sun escaped to Japan. Diao Chan during the three Kingdom? The Japanese said she escaped to Japan. Yang Guifei during the Tang Dynasty? She escaped to Japan too according too.
So where did Godzilla escape to?
Quote from: Vypernight on May 28, 2012, 08:00:07 amSo where did Godzilla escape to?New York. Didn't you see the Matthew Broderic movie?
No matter what happens, no matter what my last words may end up being, I want everyone to claim that they were: "If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine."
Aww, you guys rock. I feel the love... and the pitchforks and torches. Tingly!