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Re: Tampons no, guns yes at anti-abortion bill proceedings
« Reply #30 on: July 13, 2013, 04:12:55 pm »
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Re: Tampons no, guns yes at anti-abortion bill proceedings
« Reply #31 on: July 13, 2013, 05:15:54 pm »
Things are never supposed to reach the point I'd want to see someone shot. But really, confiscating feminine products WHILE actively pissing off a fair portion of the female population already. I'm not sure it's a want so much as would laugh at horribly, but I want to laugh.

Or you know someone could rig up a small scale potato gun featuring a resovior to dampen the tampons so they expand enough to fit the barrel properly and have at it like a sniper as the idiots leave the capital building, that'd be funny too. Probably have to go the compressed air route for that one though rather than the typical explosive powered ones.

Yeah, it really does seems like I'd like to see someone shot over this and don't really have any reservations beyond not wanting to admit it. Well done Texas, you're why I don't own a gun, I'd feel the need to use it.

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Re: Tampons no, guns yes at anti-abortion bill proceedings
« Reply #32 on: July 15, 2013, 06:22:11 am »
Despite the obvious absurdity behind this I just love what it says about the Texas legislature.
It basically says that the government knows that it intends to pass a bill that the vast majority of women strongly disagree with, and know they disagree with it to the degree that they will throw feminine products at the people in government. However they just dont care and are going ahead regardless. it is such a snub in women's faces its ridiculous.

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Re: Tampons no, guns yes at anti-abortion bill proceedings
« Reply #33 on: July 15, 2013, 12:30:57 pm »
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State troopers are confiscating tampons, maxi pads...


Not ones currently in use I hope.

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Re: Tampons no, guns yes at anti-abortion bill proceedings
« Reply #34 on: July 15, 2013, 01:52:41 pm »
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Not ones currently in use I hope.
First thought: Ewww...

Second though: Wouldn't that count as a rape? Something on that line anyway.
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Re: Tampons no, guns yes at anti-abortion bill proceedings
« Reply #35 on: July 15, 2013, 02:20:53 pm »
sexual assault I would think... something along those lines.

But not rape.
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Re: Tampons no, guns yes at anti-abortion bill proceedings
« Reply #36 on: July 15, 2013, 02:32:50 pm »
I see the logic there. Guns are manly and such. Tampons and maxi pads are icky and make many gun toting men think of women as other than baby/sammich makers. And in Texas, that simply shouldn't be.
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Re: Tampons no, guns yes at anti-abortion bill proceedings
« Reply #37 on: July 15, 2013, 05:52:17 pm »
I see the logic there. Guns are manly and such. Tampons and maxi pads are icky and make many gun toting men think of women as other than baby/sammich makers. And in Texas, that simply shouldn't be.

But it's Texas, where Rick Perry is elected governor, Ted Cruz is elected Senator (in a 16 percentage point landslide, no less), and Steve Stockman, Joe Barton, Louie Gohmert, and--before 2006--Tom DeLay were repeatedly elected as Congressmen.

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Re: Tampons no, guns yes at anti-abortion bill proceedings
« Reply #38 on: July 16, 2013, 06:04:08 pm »
Really, whats scarier:
A small metal device that propels silly little chunks of lead at lethal force towards it's target,

Or a ladies You know, stuff and whatnot.
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Re: Tampons no, guns yes at anti-abortion bill proceedings
« Reply #39 on: July 19, 2013, 05:58:43 pm »
Really, whats scarier:
A small metal device that propels silly little chunks of lead at lethal force towards it's target,

Or a ladies You know, stuff and whatnot.

Admittedly, I would rather be shot than have a used tampon thrown at me.
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Re: Tampons no, guns yes at anti-abortion bill proceedings
« Reply #40 on: July 19, 2013, 06:11:07 pm »
I see the logic there. Guns are manly and such. Tampons and maxi pads are icky and make many gun toting men think of women as other than baby/sammich makers. And in Texas, that simply shouldn't be.

But it's Texas, where Rick Perry is elected governor, Ted Cruz is elected Senator (in a 16 percentage point landslide, no less), and Steve Stockman, Joe Barton, Louie Gohmert, and--before 2006--Tom DeLay were repeatedly elected as Congressmen.

Just you let you guys know, I was one of the thinking, anti-Tea Party Texans who voted against Ted Cruz. I was even pissed off when he won.