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Offline SpaceProg

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Re: Teenage Exorcists
« Reply #15 on: July 31, 2013, 04:01:02 am »
Quote from: Old Viking on July 30, 2013, 03:58:02 pm
"I adjure thee, evil spirit, to leave the body of this victim.  Know what I mean?"
Ernest P. Worrell is an exorcist?
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Re: Teenage Exorcists
« Reply #16 on: August 01, 2013, 12:01:33 am »
Three attractive women in their late teens, being commanded by an older man. Chasing demons and exercising them from trouble, hunky young men, and a hot cheerleasder.
The porn version of this pratically writes itself.
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Re: Teenage Exorcists
« Reply #17 on: August 01, 2013, 12:03:50 am »
Quote from: Atavist on August 01, 2013, 12:01:33 am
Three attractive women in their late teens, being commanded by an older man. Chasing demons and exercising them from trouble, hunky young men, and a hot cheerleasder.
The porn version of this pratically writes itself.

I fap to that...
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Re: Teenage Exorcists
« Reply #18 on: August 01, 2013, 07:32:36 am »
Quote from: Atavist on August 01, 2013, 12:01:33 am
Three attractive women in their late teens, being commanded by an older man. Chasing demons and exercising them from trouble, hunky young men, and a hot cheerleasder.
The porn version of this pratically writes itself.

It's like Christianity meets Charlie's Angels.
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Re: Teenage Exorcists
« Reply #19 on: August 01, 2013, 07:01:14 pm »
I'd watch that porno.
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Re: Teenage Exorcists
« Reply #20 on: August 06, 2013, 06:01:19 am »
Quote from: Her3tiK on July 31, 2013, 12:28:52 am
I was really hoping this was going to be about the next horrid teen romance fad. The fact that it isn't is almost disappointing.
A young girl, and the demon that possessed her. He takes control and forces her to do things she thinks of as evil, but can't help but enjoy. He's toxic for her life and slowly destroys her free will, but she is hopelessly in love with him.

It's like a lovechild of Twilight and Fifty Shades. The ultimate submission fantasy romance.

"About three things I was absolutely sure of. First, Asmodeus was a demon. Second, he sometimes controlled my actions and thoughts - I was no longer sure how much I can trust myself. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him."
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Re: Teenage Exorcists
« Reply #21 on: August 08, 2013, 02:02:59 pm »
At first I thought this was the plot to a really bad anime.
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Re: Teenage Exorcists
« Reply #22 on: August 10, 2013, 10:18:47 am »
So they're fighting "sexual" demons by sending 3 hot looking girls to exorcise people. 

Guess sex sells, even in religion where it is condemned. 
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Re: Teenage Exorcists
« Reply #23 on: August 11, 2013, 01:39:24 am »
Quote from: Yla on August 06, 2013, 06:01:19 am
Quote from: Her3tiK on July 31, 2013, 12:28:52 am
I was really hoping this was going to be about the next horrid teen romance fad. The fact that it isn't is almost disappointing.
A young girl, and the demon that possessed her. He takes control and forces her to do things she thinks of as evil, but can't help but enjoy. He's toxic for her life and slowly destroys her free will, but she is hopelessly in love with him.

It's like a lovechild of Twilight and Fifty Shades. The ultimate submission fantasy romance.

"About three things I was absolutely sure of. First, Asmodeus was a demon. Second, he sometimes controlled my actions and thoughts - I was no longer sure how much I can trust myself. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him."
I'd read it.
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What I used to think was me is just a fading memory. I looked him right in the eye and said "Goodbye".
 - Trent Reznor, Down In It

Together as one, against all others.
- Marilyn Manson, Running To The Edge of The World

Quote from: SpukiKitty on August 15, 2013, 11:53:22 pm
Humanity does learn from history,
sadly, they're rarely the ones in power.

Quote from: Ben Kuchera
Life is too damned short for the concept of “guilty” pleasures to have any meaning.
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