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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #2685 on: September 18, 2013, 09:37:28 am »



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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #2686 on: September 18, 2013, 09:45:29 am »
My church sign had a real doozy for a few weeks. One side of it said "What have you done for Jesus' sake?". The issue is that it's a Lutheran church, which is very firm about "grace and faith, not works". I thought it was kind of misleading about our teachings. Or was I too anal-retentive about it?
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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #2687 on: September 18, 2013, 09:56:44 am »
Probably but a good form of anal-retentive.

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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #2688 on: September 18, 2013, 01:02:14 pm »
My church sign had a real doozy for a few weeks. One side of it said "What have you done for Jesus' sake?". The issue is that it's a Lutheran church, which is very firm about "grace and faith, not works". I thought it was kind of misleading about our teachings. Or was I too anal-retentive about it?

No that's a pretty fair thing to get frustrated over.

A lot of churches claim to be "grace and faith" but in the end they're "oh, and works, too", even though they'll adamantly deny it.
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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #2689 on: September 18, 2013, 02:01:50 pm »
My church sign had a real doozy for a few weeks. One side of it said "What have you done for Jesus' sake?". The issue is that it's a Lutheran church, which is very firm about "grace and faith, not works". I thought it was kind of misleading about our teachings. Or was I too anal-retentive about it?

No that's a pretty fair thing to get frustrated over.

A lot of churches claim to be "grace and faith" but in the end they're "oh, and works, too", even though they'll adamantly deny it.
at least the Catholic church is consistent in that aspect

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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #2690 on: September 19, 2013, 12:58:37 pm »


Not really a sign, but y'know... couldn't find another place.

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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #2691 on: September 19, 2013, 01:21:45 pm »
It looks like an air-dropped propaganda leaflet. Were there any planes passing overhead when you got it?
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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #2692 on: September 19, 2013, 02:35:40 pm »
What's it even supposed to be saying?  It's like "Here's a list of things I hate with no context except some guy's face that you can barely make out.  Go fuck yourself."
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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #2693 on: September 19, 2013, 02:36:05 pm »
Not my picture. Someone I follow on tumblr found it. They said it's not the first she's seen, and it won't be the last. The fundies have been dropping them off around the city for a while.

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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #2694 on: September 19, 2013, 05:16:53 pm »
I recognize it as coming from a Chick Tract - and I have to say, without the context it had in the tract it makes no sense.

Which is why it's in here.
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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #2695 on: September 19, 2013, 06:45:25 pm »
I recognize it as coming from a Chick Tract - and I have to say, without the context it had in the tract it makes no sense.

Which is why it's in here.

Do any Chick tracts make any sense?
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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #2696 on: September 19, 2013, 07:45:32 pm »
Somewhat. The things they say are incredibly stupid, but it is usually clear which stupid things they are saying.
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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #2697 on: September 19, 2013, 10:29:55 pm »
I think its saying that the "I didn't know about the 'Good News'" defense doesn't cut it, because you're still a horrible sinning person who enjoys the occasional fuck and may or may not be a homosexual.  Kinda like how ignorance of the law isn't an excuse, except far more idiotic, not legally binding, and generally much more abhorrent.
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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #2698 on: September 20, 2013, 01:39:27 am »
Heh, I got my first Chick Tract a few weeks ago.  Someone left them in the shopping carts of a wal mart, I got one about how the Catholic Church created and secretly controls Islam, Communism, Nazism, and the freemasons.  Also they killed Lincoln and JFK.  Also for some reason it started with a Pinky and the Brain reference.

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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #2699 on: September 21, 2013, 10:01:40 pm »
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