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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #3060 on: February 05, 2014, 09:42:50 pm »


You don't understand either of those theories, do you?

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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #3061 on: February 05, 2014, 11:21:51 pm »
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I sympathize completely. However, to use against us. Let me ask you a troll. On the one who pulled it. But here's the question: where do I think it might as well have stepped out of all people would cling to a layman.

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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #3062 on: February 05, 2014, 11:22:58 pm »
Hey. Be fair. His penmanship rates no worse than a C.  ;)
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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #3063 on: February 06, 2014, 02:50:46 am »
Well, I haven't seen a face I've wanted to punch so badly in a long time.
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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #3064 on: February 06, 2014, 10:48:34 am »
Hey. Be fair. His penmanship rates no worse than a C.  ;)

Yeah, but if I'd have given him a C on that, he'd have probably merited a D- on average.  Far more than what he's worth.
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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #3066 on: February 09, 2014, 12:57:23 pm »


To the author of that drivel, may you eat a cactus whole and have to shit out the spines.
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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #3067 on: February 09, 2014, 01:47:18 pm »


Because we all know that there's not a single religious person in prison. Oh, wait...
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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #3068 on: February 09, 2014, 02:51:19 pm »


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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #3069 on: February 09, 2014, 10:53:40 pm »


Christianity: The belief that you will have eternal paradise regardless of how much of a horrible human being you were in life as long as you apologize to an invisible bearded man in the sky.

I seriously fail to comprehend the belief that atheists are all awful people who are just one step away from doing horrible things, but Christians have their "ultimate moral authority" that keeps them in line, despite the fact that their belief system has their "ultimate moral authority" not giving a shit as long as they apologize to him.
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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #3070 on: February 09, 2014, 10:57:05 pm »


Strawman: Designing a ridiculous, easy-to-debunk position to attack instead of focusing on the arguments that have actually been put forth.
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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #3071 on: February 10, 2014, 03:59:41 am »
How many times have we heard "if I wasn't a Christian I would..." followed by a list of items that Stalin might take exception too?

Atheists: we play by the rules because we believe it the right thing to do.
Christians: we play by the rules because we're afraid somebody is watching over our shoulder we're going to burn in hell.

So who is it that has strength of character and morality?

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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #3072 on: February 10, 2014, 07:37:57 am »
of course, that argument about 'atheistic morality' then gets used by fundies to say "then where did the concept of doing the right thing come from, ultimately?"
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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #3073 on: February 10, 2014, 08:29:32 am »
"then where did the concept of doing the right thing come from, ultimately?"

The mind boggles at why natural selection would favour altruism and the desire for order in a species that relies on a complex social structure to survive.
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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #3074 on: February 10, 2014, 08:31:04 am »
Plus, studies have shown that rats are altruistic.