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Offline Random Gal

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #600 on: March 25, 2013, 11:46:02 pm »
You get this sloth.



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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #601 on: March 26, 2013, 06:27:55 am »
You get your crotch blown off because you were standing in front of the refund chute.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #602 on: March 28, 2013, 12:06:28 am »
You get 4chan.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #603 on: April 04, 2013, 02:17:23 pm »
You get three Lithuanians covered in a blubbery mess, looking confused.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #604 on: April 04, 2013, 02:33:24 pm »
You get Rush Limbaugh, a screaming hairy fat man.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #605 on: April 05, 2013, 12:32:25 am »
They turn out to be kinky enough to enjoy it.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #606 on: April 05, 2013, 12:33:46 am »
You get...THE SPANISH INQUISITION!

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #607 on: April 05, 2013, 02:16:02 am »
You get aniherpes.



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Offline Random Gal

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #608 on: April 06, 2013, 11:24:18 pm »
You get the best sushi ever.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #609 on: April 07, 2013, 12:58:51 am »
You get 50 of these

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #610 on: April 07, 2013, 06:54:42 am »
You get Michael Jackson.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #611 on: April 07, 2013, 03:29:01 pm »
You get a hissing ball of fur and claws to the face.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #612 on: April 07, 2013, 04:59:58 pm »
You get eaten.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #613 on: April 07, 2013, 05:50:35 pm »
You get a random pissed off badger.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #614 on: April 07, 2013, 07:35:25 pm »
You get Nyan Cat.

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