Last night I dreamt that I was beginning a computer science internship working for my favorite professor. I arrived at his building early that morning and there were hundreds of other students there. I was rather disappointed since many of them were complete assholes, and I was not in the mood to work with folks like that. We were waiting for an elevator to arrive to take us up to a secret building when I noticed this fundie named Elizabeth who had a unibrow. I wanted to shave it on the spot for her, but I was able to hold back.
The elevator finally arrived, and we went up to a giant lecture hall where my professor was giving a presentation on some of his research. It was a program written in R, and I was upset because the majority of the audience seemed to understand exactly what he was talking about, while I didn't have a clue. I felt so helpless. After exploring the building some more, I decided to go home.
There was a horrible storm hitting the town as I drove through, and I stopped at a grocery store because this was clearly the ideal time to do some shopping. I bought a cart of stuff and ran outside to get it loaded in my car before it dissolved in the rain. There were three teens in front of my car throwing things at it, and I told them to go fuck themselves. The girl took a stick and tried to break my headlight with it, and I turned around sharply in the parking lot and sped off.
Heading down the road to a light, I was speeding so much that I nearly hit a cop who happened to be blocking the intersection. I steered into the curb to avoid him, and while I was afraid of the consequences, I figured I could use the excuse of running from those unruly teens to avoid punishment. However, just as the cop looked like he was going to come talk to me, he jumped in his car and drove off.
I backed off the curb and continued my path home. The wind was so strong that many trees were bent horizontally, and the rain was falling sideways. A tree began to fall in front of me, and I swerved into the other lane just in time to avoid it. I continued forward and another tree fell, this one much larger. I narrowly missed this one, too, and continued home as if I were invincible.