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Exorcism-in-a-can! Or video as the case may be
« on: January 24, 2013, 04:37:00 am »
Guys.

Guysguysguysguys.

I found something delicious.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GStTkAC4Rg" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GStTkAC4Rg</a>

Apparently, the prayer in this video is supposed to drive out any Satanic influence.

Oh.  But it gets better.  And by better I mean "worse and funnier"

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Get Brother Carlos' 1-HOUR INTENSIVE DELIVERANCE FROM DEMONS, CURSE BREAKING & WITCHCRAFT REMOVAL Video - ((( INSTANT DELIVERY After Donation of ANY AMOUNT Has Been Processed ))) Donate @ http://gotdemon.blogspot.com

So when I entered the blog (by accident mind you, and I would not advise it because the website starts talking to you) my eyes were drawn to this, which wasn't hard because it was in huge letters:

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DISCLAIMER: WE DO NOT GUARANTEE RESULTS.

EL
OH
FUCKING
EL

Normally I don't post the so-bad-it's-hilarious things I find, but this just took the cake.

I'm almost tempted to say it's a poe, but I was a fundamentalist long enough to know that this is definitely plausibly serious.
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Re: Exorcism-in-a-can! Or video as the case may be
« Reply #1 on: January 24, 2013, 05:34:09 am »
Why does Jeff Goldblum have priest robes and a latino accent?
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Re: Exorcism-in-a-can! Or video as the case may be
« Reply #2 on: January 24, 2013, 12:01:06 pm »
Wow...results not guaranteed.

Ironbite-that says a lot doesn't it?
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Re: Exorcism-in-a-can! Or video as the case may be
« Reply #3 on: January 24, 2013, 05:06:51 pm »
A lightning rod atop a church steeple is a clear indication of weak faith.
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Re: Exorcism-in-a-can! Or video as the case may be
« Reply #4 on: January 24, 2013, 11:06:48 pm »
Guy From Video / GFV: Out, ye evil spirit!

Regan/Pazuzu: Oh fuck you, ya no talent hack job. Your mother pretends to be an exorcist in hell.
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