Berkeley Brawl

[Art Vandelay]

Lana I hate to tell you this but I don't think you've grasped that this is a discussion board.  You don't need permission to reply or anything.  You can just....post.  And if you're not banned, it'll go through.  Amazing.

Ironbite-ain't it?

It may be hard to imagine, but I have a life outside this board.

"I'm busy, therefore I must ask permission."

Wut

[Svata]

Lana I hate to tell you this but I don't think you've grasped that this is a discussion board.  You don't need permission to reply or anything.  You can just....post.  And if you're not banned, it'll go through.  Amazing.

Ironbite-ain't it?

It may be hard to imagine, but I have a life outside this board. And TBH, these forums are rather low-priority for me.

Besides, I wanted to give you guys a chance to cool down.

Ow, fuck. The whiplash you gave me with that post is so bad I think I may go check into the hospital

[The_Queen]

Well, I must confess: that last post by Lana actually convinced me that she couldn't possibly be Dynamic Paragon.

[Skybison]

I'm sure Lana just got emotional when she typed that.

[dpareja]

Well, I must confess: that last post by Lana actually convinced me that she couldn't possibly be Dynamic Paragon.

But could she be Ultimate Fernando?

[Tolpuddle Martyr]

Lana I hate to tell you this but I don't think you've grasped that this is a discussion board.  You don't need permission to reply or anything.  You can just....post.  And if you're not banned, it'll go through.  Amazing.

Ironbite-ain't it?

It may be hard to imagine, but I have a life outside this board. And TBH, these forums are rather low-priority for me.

Besides, I wanted to give you guys a chance to cool down.

Touched I am, by your magnaminous, selfless, charitable concern for us poor, poor hot heads in a completely non-sarcastic fashion.

[The_Queen]

Lana I hate to tell you this but I don't think you've grasped that this is a discussion board.  You don't need permission to reply or anything.  You can just....post.  And if you're not banned, it'll go through.  Amazing.

Ironbite-ain't it?

It may be hard to imagine, but I have a life outside this board. And TBH, these forums are rather low-priority for me.

Besides, I wanted to give you guys a chance to cool down.

Touched I am, by your magnaminous, selfless, charitable concern for us poor, poor hot heads in a completely non-sarcastic fashion.

When you put it that way, and when you consider Lana's constant apologism for modern white supremacists, Lana can go fuck herself.

[ironbite]

Lana I hate to tell you this but I don't think you've grasped that this is a discussion board.  You don't need permission to reply or anything.  You can just....post.  And if you're not banned, it'll go through.  Amazing.

Ironbite-ain't it?

It may be hard to imagine, but I have a life outside this board. And TBH, these forums are rather low-priority for me.

Besides, I wanted to give you guys a chance to cool down.

Ha...haha....AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

r/Incel has been banned too apparently.  Now where can angry manbabies whine about how woman are whore if they don't sleep with them?

Damnit, how will SSTDT deal with the loss of all that quotable material?

Maybe they'll move to Voat.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING NAZI WATER CARRYING COWARD!

Jesus fuck UP.  You really haven't learned a damn fucking thing since you were here last did you?  We don't cool down.  We stay hot.  FOREVER!  You're a chew toy and we don't let those go easily.  Jesus you're fucking stupid.

Ironbite-why come back if all you do is get knocked down?

[Lana Reverse]

Prove it.

I'm serious. If you're so certain I am who you say I am, it should be child's play to find actionable evidence. And if you succeed, I'll be out of your hair. What do you have to lose?

But in the meantime, let's all just relax and rewind.

[RavynousHunter]

This is beginning to grate.  From both ends.

[Tolpuddle Martyr]

Prove it.

I'm serious. If you're so certain I am who you say I am, it should be child's play to find actionable evidence. And if you succeed, I'll be out of your hair. What do you have to lose?

But in the meantime, let's all just relax and rewind.

People having opinions opposed to your own do not need to "relax". Their opposition to your point of view is not merely a symptom of being stressed. They have read what you have to say, and disagreed with you.

Perhaps you should concern yourself less with our state of relaxation and more with the validity of your arguments?

[davedan]

Well, I must confess: that last post by Lana actually convinced me that she couldn't possibly be Dynamic Paragon.

Yeah it was totally unlike anything we ever heard before.

[Lana Reverse]

Prove it.

I'm serious. If you're so certain I am who you say I am, it should be child's play to find actionable evidence. And if you succeed, I'll be out of your hair. What do you have to lose?

But in the meantime, let's all just relax and rewind.

People having opinions opposed to your own do not need to "relax". Their opposition to your point of view is not merely a symptom of being stressed. They have read what you have to say, and disagreed with you.

Perhaps you should concern yourself less with our state of relaxation and more with the validity of your arguments?

You and I both know that's not what I'm talking about. It's these unwarranted attacks on my character that are the problem. Attack the argument, not the person.

[niam2023]

I'll agree with Ravy - there are a number of very easy ways to prove beyond a shadow of a doubt whether Lana is Ultimate Paragon or not.

IP Address, for instance.

Just get it over with one way or another, rather than dragging out this drama nonsensically for months.

[Tolpuddle Martyr]

I'll agree with Ravy - there are a number of very easy ways to prove beyond a shadow of a doubt whether Lana is Ultimate Paragon or not.

IP Address, for instance.

Just get it over with one way or another, rather than dragging out this drama nonsensically for months.

Well, VPNs exist.

But yeah, it's not topical to the OP. F&B is useful for scrapping about that stuff.

Still Lana's call for people cool down didn't relate to allegations of sockpuppetry  but Lana's own query about whether she could respond to topical questions in this thread. That's what I was referring to.