Because you know, straight folks are all oppressed an all.
WON'T ANYONE THINK OF THE
WHITE STRAIGHT PEOPLE?
Seriously, how this is not a joke is simply astounding. I mean this is the sexual preference equivalent of that bullshit "Christian persecution" meme.
Oh yes, and try to find a single society that suppresses heterosexual activity. There are societies that even violently oppress Christians (the United States is
NOT one of them), but this is simply ridiculous.
But as Quasirodent said, it might be Poe. Sorry guys, but I take the internet very seriously. That doesn't mean I don't sometimes laugh at the massive stupidity of the internet.