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Re: Best Political Cartoons
« Reply #2100 on: March 02, 2013, 05:35:37 pm »


Not included: celebrity marriages that expire quicker than bananas, people on death row for killing their spouses marrying penpals they will probably never actually meet, and homophobic biracial couples who were prevented from marrying for exactly the same reasons fifty years ago.
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Re: Best Political Cartoons
« Reply #2101 on: March 02, 2013, 07:26:41 pm »
Fun fact: "Kardashians" are now an acceptable unit of time measurement. It is a unit of time exactly 72 days in length, the same length as Kim Kardashian's marriage.*

Also, my spell check recognizes and corrects the name Kardashian. It didn't learn this from my typing it, as I've never typed it before. That's sad.

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Re: Best Political Cartoons
« Reply #2102 on: March 04, 2013, 12:47:45 pm »


Replace "Christians" with "religious fanatics" and this is fully accurate.
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Re: Best Political Cartoons
« Reply #2103 on: March 04, 2013, 03:30:52 pm »
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Re: Best Political Cartoons
« Reply #2104 on: March 05, 2013, 03:10:29 am »
Fun fact: "Kardashians" are now an acceptable unit of time measurement. It is a unit of time exactly 72 days in length, the same length as Kim Kardashian's marriage.*

Also, my spell check recognizes and corrects the name Kardashian. It didn't learn this from my typing it, as I've never typed it before. That's sad.

*http://bryanforbes.github.com/kardashian-calc/

Every time I see that woman's name, it reminds me of Star Trek. Can't you just see Sulu going "Captain, we've detected a Kardashian war cruiser!"
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Re: Best Political Cartoons
« Reply #2105 on: March 05, 2013, 10:26:06 am »

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Re: Best Political Cartoons
« Reply #2106 on: March 05, 2013, 06:10:34 pm »
Fun fact: "Kardashians" are now an acceptable unit of time measurement. It is a unit of time exactly 72 days in length, the same length as Kim Kardashian's marriage.*

Also, my spell check recognizes and corrects the name Kardashian. It didn't learn this from my typing it, as I've never typed it before. That's sad.

*http://bryanforbes.github.com/kardashian-calc/

Every time I see that woman's name, it reminds me of Star Trek. Can't you just see Sulu going "Captain, we've detected a Kardashian war cruiser!"

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Re: Best Political Cartoons
« Reply #2107 on: March 05, 2013, 11:02:36 pm »
Fun fact: "Kardashians" are now an acceptable unit of time measurement. It is a unit of time exactly 72 days in length, the same length as Kim Kardashian's marriage.*

Also, my spell check recognizes and corrects the name Kardashian. It didn't learn this from my typing it, as I've never typed it before. That's sad.

*http://bryanforbes.github.com/kardashian-calc/

Every time I see that woman's name, it reminds me of Star Trek. Can't you just see Sulu going "Captain, we've detected a Kardashian war cruiser!"

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Re: Best Political Cartoons
« Reply #2108 on: March 06, 2013, 01:54:25 am »
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Re: Best Political Cartoons
« Reply #2109 on: March 06, 2013, 04:23:50 am »
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Re: Best Political Cartoons
« Reply #2110 on: March 06, 2013, 08:01:24 am »
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Re: Best Political Cartoons
« Reply #2111 on: March 06, 2013, 11:54:16 am »
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Re: Best Political Cartoons
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Re: Best Political Cartoons
« Reply #2113 on: March 06, 2013, 05:55:54 pm »
Oh, you take the high road, and I'll take the low road...

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Re: Best Political Cartoons
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