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Re: Stupid Things Fox News Says
« Reply #15 on: September 25, 2014, 07:42:24 pm »
OH MEH GOURD! They DO USE HILLBILLIES!

I got it! They use kitties to walk randomly over the keyboard!

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Re: Stupid Things Fox News Says
« Reply #16 on: September 25, 2014, 08:17:04 pm »
I am thinking they have a trained team of chimps, together with a parakeet who only knows the word "Yes!"
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Re: Stupid Things Fox News Says
« Reply #17 on: September 26, 2014, 05:05:50 am »
http://www.aol.com/article/2014/09/25/boobs-on-the-ground-fox-news-host-mocks-arab-female-fighter-pilot/20967868/?icid=maing-grid7%7Chtmlws-main-bb%7Cdl2%7Csec3_lnk3%26pLid%3D535926

A female pilot from Abu Dabi is bombing ISIS now, the first female for her country, and doing damage to a woman-hating group.  Of course, the men at Fox can't resist knocking her to the ground.
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Re: Stupid Things Fox News Says
« Reply #18 on: September 26, 2014, 05:09:15 am »
A female pilot from Abu Dabi is bombing ISIS now, the first female for her country, and doing damage to a woman-hating group.  Of course, the men at Fox can't resist knocking her to the ground.

Now if only we could somehow do damage to THIS woman hating group (referring to Fox News of course)
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Re: Stupid Things Fox News Says
« Reply #19 on: September 26, 2014, 05:20:51 am »
http://www.aol.com/article/2014/09/25/boobs-on-the-ground-fox-news-host-mocks-arab-female-fighter-pilot/20967868/?icid=maing-grid7%7Chtmlws-main-bb%7Cdl2%7Csec3_lnk3%26pLid%3D535926

A female pilot from Abu Dabi is bombing ISIS now, the first female for her country, and doing damage to a woman-hating group.  Of course, the men at Fox can't resist knocking her to the ground.

Your embedded Youtube video didn't work because it wasn't an link to a Youtube video.

In other news: WHAT THE HELL! How can news readers be so immature. Go work for kids news or comedy central or something if you can't be serious for a second. And "women can't park jokes?" Is that the best you can do?

"Would that be considered boobs on the ground?"


EDIT: my image didn't seem to work for some reason.
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Re: Stupid Things Fox News Says
« Reply #20 on: September 26, 2014, 08:09:55 am »
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Re: Stupid Things Fox News Says
« Reply #21 on: September 26, 2014, 10:20:57 am »
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Re: Stupid Things Fox News Says
« Reply #22 on: September 26, 2014, 01:41:20 pm »
That's Fox 25, which is a local station somewhere that happens to be on their channel 25.

It's a different beast from Fox News.

...I know it's confusing, dammit.

We have a Fox 6 where I live.
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Re: Stupid Things Fox News Says
« Reply #23 on: September 26, 2014, 03:39:55 pm »

Your embedded Youtube video didn't work because it wasn't an link to a Youtube video.

In other news: WHAT THE HELL! How can news readers be so immature. Go work for kids news or comedy central or something if you can't be serious for a second. And "women can't park jokes?" Is that the best you can do?

"Would that be considered boobs on the ground?"


EDIT: my image didn't seem to work for some reason.

Oh crap, duh!  I forgot it was a link and not a video.  sorry about that.
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Re: Stupid Things Fox News Says
« Reply #24 on: September 27, 2014, 12:28:31 am »
http://www.aol.com/article/2014/09/25/boobs-on-the-ground-fox-news-host-mocks-arab-female-fighter-pilot/20967868/?icid=maing-grid7%7Chtmlws-main-bb%7Cdl2%7Csec3_lnk3%26pLid%3D535926

A female pilot from Abu Dabi is bombing ISIS now, the first female for her country, and doing damage to a woman-hating group.  Of course, the men at Fox can't resist knocking her to the ground.

Your embedded Youtube video didn't work because it wasn't an link to a Youtube video.

In other news: WHAT THE HELL! How can news readers be so immature. Go work for kids news or comedy central or something if you can't be serious for a second. And "women can't park jokes?" Is that the best you can do?

"Would that be considered boobs on the ground?"


EDIT: my image didn't seem to work for some reason.

That same broadcast also had Faux Noise criticizing the President for returning a salute to a solider while holding his morning cup of coffee.  Called it disrespectful and feels the President should apologize.

Ironbite-completely forgetting the time Bush the Lesser returned a salute while holding a fucking BLACK LAB!

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Re: Stupid Things Fox News Says
« Reply #25 on: September 27, 2014, 04:47:04 am »
That same broadcast also had Faux Noise criticizing the President for returning a salute to a solider while holding his morning cup of coffee.  Called it disrespectful and feels the President should apologize.

Ironbite-completely forgetting the time Bush the Lesser returned a salute while holding a fucking BLACK LAB!

I saw that.  Calling out the president for not saluting when his hands were full, but insulting the first middle eastern female pilot.  Stay classy, Fox!
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Re: Stupid Things Fox News Says
« Reply #26 on: September 29, 2014, 02:06:11 am »
http://www.aol.com/article/2014/09/25/boobs-on-the-ground-fox-news-host-mocks-arab-female-fighter-pilot/20967868/?icid=maing-grid7%7Chtmlws-main-bb%7Cdl2%7Csec3_lnk3%26pLid%3D535926

A female pilot from Abu Dabi is bombing ISIS now, the first female for her country, and doing damage to a woman-hating group.  Of course, the men at Fox can't resist knocking her to the ground.

Your embedded Youtube video didn't work because it wasn't an link to a Youtube video.

In other news: WHAT THE HELL! How can news readers be so immature. Go work for kids news or comedy central or something if you can't be serious for a second. And "women can't park jokes?" Is that the best you can do?

"Would that be considered boobs on the ground?"


EDIT: my image didn't seem to work for some reason.

That same broadcast also had Faux Noise criticizing the President for returning a salute to a solider while holding his morning cup of coffee.  Called it disrespectful and feels the President should apologize.

Ironbite-completely forgetting the time Bush the Lesser returned a salute while holding a fucking BLACK LAB!

I believe it was a Scottie.  Which of course is still disrespectful.

Speaking as a servicemember, I would only approve if the president were holding a corgi or great dane.  Or a cat, of course.
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Re: Stupid Things Fox News Says
« Reply #27 on: September 29, 2014, 04:37:38 am »
http://www.aol.com/article/2014/09/25/boobs-on-the-ground-fox-news-host-mocks-arab-female-fighter-pilot/20967868/?icid=maing-grid7%7Chtmlws-main-bb%7Cdl2%7Csec3_lnk3%26pLid%3D535926

A female pilot from Abu Dabi is bombing ISIS now, the first female for her country, and doing damage to a woman-hating group.  Of course, the men at Fox can't resist knocking her to the ground.

Your embedded Youtube video didn't work because it wasn't an link to a Youtube video.

In other news: WHAT THE HELL! How can news readers be so immature. Go work for kids news or comedy central or something if you can't be serious for a second. And "women can't park jokes?" Is that the best you can do?

"Would that be considered boobs on the ground?"


EDIT: my image didn't seem to work for some reason.

That same broadcast also had Faux Noise criticizing the President for returning a salute to a solider while holding his morning cup of coffee.  Called it disrespectful and feels the President should apologize.

Ironbite-completely forgetting the time Bush the Lesser returned a salute while holding a fucking BLACK LAB!

I believe it was a Scottie.  Which of course is still disrespectful.

Speaking as a servicemember, I would only approve if the president were holding a corgi or great dane.  Or a cat, of course.

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Re: Stupid Things Fox News Says
« Reply #28 on: September 29, 2014, 03:52:16 pm »
I remember that dog bit a reporter. Scottie gate indeed.
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Re: Stupid Things Fox News Says
« Reply #29 on: September 29, 2014, 07:05:43 pm »
That dog was one of the only things I liked about the Bush presidency.
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