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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #720 on: May 16, 2012, 10:30:44 pm »
Wish granted.  Charging it requires getting hit by lightning, and the shurikens have to be specially made and are particularly expensive.

I wish I had the ability to read and understand extremely fast.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #721 on: May 16, 2012, 10:34:09 pm »
Granted. It shoots them backward. Have fun with your new toy.

Granted, your first assignment: a sign saying "YOU WILL DIE FOR NINJA'ING ME!"

I wish Michael Pearl would die slowly and painfully.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #722 on: May 17, 2012, 12:10:09 am »
Wish granted.  You're the new Michael Pearl for some reason.

I wish I knew every programming language ever extremely well.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #723 on: May 17, 2012, 12:36:10 am »
Granted, but you don't know any other languages (including English).

I wish the day was over.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #724 on: May 17, 2012, 12:51:27 am »
Wish granted.   Your day is over because you just died.

I wish I made $1000 every time I took a dump.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #725 on: May 17, 2012, 01:41:08 am »
Congratulations. Every time you capture a landfill, you get $1000 dollars.

I wish I could run Civ 5 on my laptop.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #726 on: May 17, 2012, 06:55:04 pm »
Immediately after you start playing, current national and international laws start applying to players' actions in the in-game worlds. You are thus accused, tried, and executed for war crimes and genocide.

I wish for an awesome ushanka.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #727 on: May 18, 2012, 10:04:59 pm »
Granted. It is stolen by a master thief. Who somehow has the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device.

I wish the police would monitor Bill Gothard 24/7.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #728 on: May 20, 2012, 09:34:56 pm »
Granted, the English rock band The Police monitor him 24/7

I wish my old gym didn't close.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #729 on: May 22, 2012, 04:13:22 am »
Granted, it's open 24/7 and has become a hell hole hangout for druggies, whores, fundies and Republican politicians.

I wish for sunshine on a cloudy day but with gentle rainfall at night in order that the land not go dry.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #730 on: May 26, 2012, 04:39:31 pm »
Wish granted.  It doesn't happen where you live, though.

I wish I could take 1 minute showers while still getting clean.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #731 on: May 26, 2012, 05:48:55 pm »
Granted. It's one minute in Valve Time.

I wish everybody would know how awesome Nikola Tesla was.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #732 on: May 26, 2012, 06:25:15 pm »
Wish granted.  The world becomes taken over by a cult of people who literally worship Tesla.  If you don't worship him every waking hour quite audibly, they kill you.

I wish I had a custom MLP plushie.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #733 on: May 26, 2012, 08:59:08 pm »
Granted, but it's alive and tries to murder you in your sleep.

I wish that my hands didn't freaking itch so bad right now!
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #734 on: May 26, 2012, 09:03:07 pm »
Granted, now it's your genitals that itch instead.

I wish that I wasn't so rusty at math due to being away from school for a while.
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