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Re: Dr. Pepper 10 is NOT for women!
« Reply #75 on: February 04, 2012, 01:23:25 pm »
...Gross.

I also dislike coffee. I like teas and stuff.

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Re: Dr. Pepper 10 is NOT for women!
« Reply #76 on: February 04, 2012, 01:32:12 pm »
...Gross.

I also dislike coffee. I like teas and stuff.
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Re: Dr. Pepper 10 is NOT for women!
« Reply #77 on: February 04, 2012, 04:41:35 pm »
Okay, all you teetotalers (pun totally intended), here's the question.  What KIND of tea do you like?
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Re: Dr. Pepper 10 is NOT for women!
« Reply #78 on: February 04, 2012, 05:09:10 pm »
Okay, all you teetotalers (pun totally intended), here's the question.  What KIND of tea do you like?

earl grey, apple (black tea), cherry (black tea), chocolate (black tea), cinnamon (black tea), oolong, masala chai...

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Re: Dr. Pepper 10 is NOT for women!
« Reply #79 on: February 04, 2012, 05:57:11 pm »
Question: has it yet been established in 6 pages of forum thread, whether or not any type of Dr Pepper can be deemed suitable for the vagina-possessing, or indeed any member of the human race regardless of genital incumbency*?

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Re: Dr. Pepper 10 is NOT for women!
« Reply #80 on: February 04, 2012, 06:31:20 pm »
Well I just looked in my fridge and some Dr Pepper 10 mysteriously appeared. I touched a can with my dual X chromosomes and I'm still kickin'.

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Re: Dr. Pepper 10 is NOT for women!
« Reply #81 on: February 05, 2012, 03:16:45 am »
I'll need to make sure Aqua drinks some in front of me when I visit her later on this year. Then I'll be able to confirm whether or not she grew a dick from it.

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Re: Dr. Pepper 10 is NOT for women!
« Reply #82 on: February 05, 2012, 01:49:00 pm »
I'll need to make sure Aqua drinks some in front of me when I visit her later on this year. Then I'll be able to confirm whether or not she grew a dick from it.

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Re: Dr. Pepper 10 is NOT for women!
« Reply #83 on: February 05, 2012, 02:02:56 pm »
Well I just looked in my fridge and some Dr Pepper 10 mysteriously appeared. I touched a can with my dual X chromosomes and I'm still kickin'.

Perhaps the effect is so powerful that it actually echoed backward in time and made you genderqueer?
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Re: Dr. Pepper 10 is NOT for women!
« Reply #84 on: February 05, 2012, 02:44:10 pm »
What's the point of 10 calories anyway?

If you're looking to not gain as much weight, just go for the diet version for chrissakes. This is the company that insists their diet version tastes just like their regular version anyway.
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Re: Dr. Pepper 10 is NOT for women!
« Reply #85 on: February 07, 2012, 09:27:12 pm »
Well I just looked in my fridge and some Dr Pepper 10 mysteriously appeared. I touched a can with my dual X chromosomes and I'm still kickin'.

Perhaps the effect is so powerful that it actually echoed backward in time and made you genderqueer?

Actually drank some today. I feel more manly already.

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